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ahead of todays guber elections in lagos state Nigerian twitter users take to twitter to respond to Oba of Lagos with funny and hilarious Lagoon tags & tweets, enjoy ur weekend as we await for the results of the gubernatorial elections. see tweets below:

Accept the money to do what? You didnt tell us what his contacts job entails

Efostick:
Am sure a helmet would have prevented her head from smashing to bits nd her brain spilling out like okro i smile at such gory sights

And what's so funny about this gory picture? What's with d smileys?

Hehehehehe season of refunds season 2. Obasanjo starred in d season 1. Very funny set of people u see in our great country. Sai Buhari, u re indeed the change we need. The fear of Buhari is the beginning of wisdom

I thought we were told that sambisa forest, damboa and gwoza were the last strongholds of Boko haram before damboa fell to d military then a day before the elections we heard of the capture of gwoza believed to be the last stronghold of Boko haram then after d elections we heard of the capture of alagano believed to be another stronghold town then this news again of further captures, and to think that d dreaded sambisa forest has still not been liberated is confusing to me, except I'm wrong a NAIRALANDER posted pictures of the military and joint task force liberating the sambisa forest with gory pictures of slain insurgents, so which other sambisa forest is the OP refering to here as not been liberated? Besides how many strongholds do these insurgents control? Dem no dey finish?

EzendukaHenry:
I hope they continue this way till the end of the tournament

This is not the tournament but the qualifiers, this is second and last game for us before the tournament. The all Africa games is the tournament proper

stevenosa:
Send us pictures now if you are really in the the stadium. Tomorrow na election ooooo, please don't lie or else JEGA will deal with you.

My broda no vex I no see ur msg on time, I for snap d girls on the pitch and d spectators too. I was actually at d stadium live, I dont miss any live match at the Abuja national stadium. I live in area 1 garki very close to the stadium

Dapsynzeal:
This girls are vexing..The Malians must have nurtured the idea that they can upset us and qualify for AAG after that goalless first leg,I pity them today. They should have just stayed back at Bamako

it was not goalless, it was actually 1 all. If we had played a scoreless draw here we would have qualify still

ritababe:
the girls are angry

they were more than angry

Why is this not on front page?

I'm live at d national stadium Abuja. The girls are vexing o.
Wow so finally I got to be d first to comment. That's nice

Emodeee:
yeah, u luk lyk an hausa FOWL, nor be only chick.

Btw, what's d meaning angie?

angie for angelina

that is about 140,000,000,000 (one hundred and forty billion naira) JESUS WEPT

to think she is from my state and to worsen the situation from my grand-ma's village is a disgrace

most of them use cucumber n big bananas, if no be deek e no fit be like deek

Where are you located

Where u located? I have 35k for u

Wow that's good news, el-rufai all the way. Yero is just a clown occupying the government house for now, he should enjoy his last days in office cos he is on his way out.

I can't post any new topic on nairaland for 2 days now, I always get this message "Please wait for a few minutes before submitting this post. Our server is overwhelmed." I thought it's just for a few minutes but up until now I keep getting the message. I haven't been able to post new topics. I keep seeing other nairalanders posting new topics so why is it not opening for me?
Oga Seun and d nairaland crew what's up?

Maybe u now wear bobozi, others call it dross instead of the sexy ladies lingerie eg g-string. Maybe u tie wrapper too much instead of wearing fancy pants and skirts. Too much wrapper dey make oga vex

slavia:
But i paid the normal rate for Compact plus (N7,850) and still i was not connected so i called customer service and they insisted that i must pay the balance (N1,600) before i am reconnected. What happened to the court injunction? isnt this contempt?....isnt it illegal?

This is serious, I don't know if those call reps are just pulling our legs, but they sounded serious telling me to pay d former rate that they are missing my patronage, Whatever that means.

president jonathan is an humble man and a man of his words, he will never do that

for 2 days noww i have not been able to post any new topic in nairaland, i keep seeing this -
Please wait for a few minutes before submitting this post. Our server is overwhelmed. is anybody experiencing this? im curious because i keep seeing new topics being posted since then, if new topics are being posted by fellow nairalanders then why cant i post? can the servers be overwhelmed for 2 days? just curious

so saaad, he was a former commissioner in my state BAYELSA. RIP

they are all good. naija is blessed

the cat is going down, the protruding angle of the steps indicate a downward view by the onlooker that is if the looker is standing at the base of the staircase. u wont be able to see this projected angle of the steps if u re standing at the top of the staircase looking downwards.

compare the 2 staircases, u will see the same slightly projected angles of the steps before the risers
in the 3rd picture the projected angles are marked as 22

too many world class talents in this team thereby selecting a 21 man team is like sacrificing peter for paul, it gives me the creeps to even imagine that certain talented players will eventually be dropped not that they are not good enough but because we need only 21 players

Forwards: Isacc Success, Kelechi Iheanacho, Christian Pyagbara, Taiwo Awoniyi, Ibrahim Alhassan,

u deliberately omited musa yahaya? the iniesta of the flying eagles?