₦airaland Forum

shinejackie:
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Plus airtel, glo, Taxi fares, Molue, prices of fish, kpomo, borokoto, shaki, goat head, suya and kilishi....hahahahah

u no add beer?

Sunshinelady:
and peak milk. Imagine a tin of peak milk = 920 naira

dry milk u mean

Muyiwabiggy:
Why are you people rejoicing prematurely? Dstv has not reverted to their previous tarrif and people are still subscribing based on the new pricing system as I am typing this. So what is there to rejoice about, this has always been the issue over the years yet nobody has done anything about it yet we would still sheepishly go to patronise them again and again. When are we going to learn in this country sef? I do not know who gave Dstv such power and authority to behave the way they are with their shitty customer service and exclusive hoarding of the most important football matches at ridiculously high price. Haaa! Diaris God o. I know that one day Bush meat go catch the hunter

i dont think so, 3 dstv call representatives have been calling us begging us to come pay the old rate. now i understand why they told us we can still pay the old rate for now, maybe cos of the court injunction they received

kindnyce:
I DONT BLAME DSTV

I BLAME NIGERIANS FOR NOT COMING UP WITH AN INDIGENOUS COMPANY TO GIVE DSTV A RUN 4 THIER MONEY

hi tv use to be in existence but DSTV ran them out of business aided by our corrupt leaders

himkers:
My broda, na 2fishes now dem dey put inside now...

wey we no be almighty saviour (Jesus), how dem want to expect us to use 2 fishes perform magic for belle na?

haibe:
With the crap they show, they still wanna increase

the constant repeated programms so boring

kamez:
I don't blame dstv, I rather blame the mumu competitors like starcoms, daar saat and co who have refused to compete head to head with dstv.

The gap between them and dstv as regards to picture quality and programming is really alarming.


DSTV forming DORO-BOSS since 1996

starcomms? or u meant startimes?

Realdeals:
Will they obey?

they will, court injunctions are meant to be obeyed untill a higher court overtunes the earlier judgement

Setaje:
Popsy will be so happy if it's true. Lol

nice pic

Setaje:
Popsy will be so happy if it's true. Lol

did popsy lament and cry bitterly when the prices were jacked up? na play i dey o

ozoigbondu:
These children have been scared for life......l blame father Abraham if only he had used condom when bleeping that haggai of a lady the world would have been a peaceful

not just any condom o but rough rider with 2 years warantee stories that touch like this for no happen

When PDP staunch members start cross-carperting to the APC after the umbrella got torn by the WIND of change in the just concluded elections

Adekorya:
I think the no 9 will always be funny to anybody on the earth.

Hear it for urself " Men who wear suit and tie and
walk under a very hot weather"

fela called it suffering and smiling

naijainfogalery:
half of the things listed here are not funny to an average Nigerian, Are you calling us boring?

Here are things that an average Nigerian man finds funny
1. When your boss is fond of complaining and Shouting and someone ends up mimicking him thats funny in any language
2. When your parent cains one of your stubborn brother or sis that might have abused you during the day, Hehehe thats funny
3. When a girl goes to a local restaurant and orders rice 30 naira beans 5 naira 2 pomo and 1 ishan with foreign accents
4. When a girl that has never travelled abroad start forming and mixing both British and American accent
5. When a dude goes to a restaurant orders bottle water or coke and the girl ate proper meal thats freaking hillarious
6. When your teacher blows some almighty grammer
7. When a men sees a beautiful or sexy girl and they start acting like mumuu hehehe thats funny
8. When a girl or a guy thinks he is the real chic or real guy and doesnt know he is just a side chic or maga
9. When your wicked aunty that is always reporting you to your parent got beaten up by a female friend
10. When a girl tries so hard to catch mens attention but they are all focused on a more pretty or sexy girl
11. When OP tries to be funny and his post gets 10 likes and mine gets 100 likes heheheheh now that is funny in any language

u re even more boring than the OP

Viciyus:
I dey do this bizz too.
Even if na second hand. You can't get it as low as that price he mention.

Check aliexpress. Compare there brand price for some good seller, and you go see. Shall some 419 still dey that aliexpress

u re right bro. even clone samsung galaxy s5 sef dey cost about 25-30k.

ChukwuCantDie:
Mugu! Jumia is owned by white people you dummy

why the insults? u can correct him quietly without the insults

Viciyus:
419.
How you won import s4 for 14k and blackberryz10 for 15k.



Scam alert

he said branded, u can brand goods u intend to buy. aliexpress sellers does that

Widespread power outage in Washington DC is breaking news in the US...hehe. Imagine what our own breaking news would be - 24 hours uninterrupted power supply...lol
courtesy:
http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/see-what-cnn-is-calling-breaking-news.html

Senator Gbemisola Saraki has left the PDP and moved to APC. Gbemisola, who vied for the PDP governorship ticket in Kwara state and lost, announced her defection and that of her followers in a statement she released today April 7th. Senator Gbemisola among other things accused the PDP of female victimization. Her statement in part below...
"I come before you for a formal declaration of our move to the All Progressives Congress (APC). This is not to underplay the reality that we have joined the APC a fortnight ago, just before the presidential and national assembly elections, but I believe I owe you the obligation to formally announce this move to you as a deep respect for your love and your support of the GRS Movement over the year.
This decision is a product of wide consultations with members of the GRS political family that cut across all the sixteen (16) local government areas of the state on the one hand and the leadership of APC on the other. It was in furtherance of this that on the eve of the presidential and national assembly elections, I had asked all my supporters to troop out and vote for all the candidates of the APC. Let me seize this opportunity to thank our supporters for heeding the clarion call and congratulate them as well as all members of the APC for a historic victory.

When we joined Kwara PDP, it was for the main reason of enlarging these inalienable values and re-engineering the processes of leadership through the party in order to mirror the true aspirations of Kwarans. Considering the circumstance of the party at the state level, we knew we had to work harder and make sacrifices to deliver a party that would represent the yearning of our people.
continue http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/gbemisola-saraki-dumps-pdp-moves-to-apc.html

Ghana is not Safe For Me - Exiled Ghanaian Producer, Frank Rajah Confess
Story by Titilope Adeuja/Nigeriafilms.com
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Last Updated: Thursday, April 2, 2015

Ghana and Nigeria have become sort of twins when the movie business comes calling as both industries have a mixture of actors who continue to feature in movies. The producers have used the thespians of both nations to bring forth many movies that have won several awards.

But for Nigerian-born producer, Frank Rajah Arase, Ghana is not a safe haven for him anymore after surviving numerous 'strange' attacks in the 'Black Star' nation. He explained that the attackers have the weirdest burglary attempts on him because they have always stolen his creative works.

Speaking with News-One, the dark skinned producer said he is relocating to Nigeria as his hard-drive had been stolen which contained some yet-to-be released movies he directed featuring Yvonne Nelson as the other producers are demanding their refunds on the movie.

His works include, Beyonce-The President’s Daughter, Somewhere In Africa, The Game, Princess Tyra. The producer also revealed that his room has been vandalised on numerous occasions. The hard drive was stolen on one of his drive-around in town.

Frank Rajah Arase had worked in Ghana about a decade and has been alleged to be responsible for the breakthrough of some well-known artistes in Ghana such as Majid Michel, Jackie Appaih, Nadia Buari, John Dumelo, Van Vicker and others.

@op u forgot to add the yearly constituency allocation of N500,000,000.00 (five hundred million naira) to go develop their various constituencies which they tactical maneuver (apologies to the Nigerian Army) into their deep pockets.

The Resident Electoral Commissioner of Kano State, Alhaji Abdullahi Mukaila, his wife and two daughters who died in a fire earlier today have been buried.

The burial ceremony took place in the late hours of Friday, April 3, 2015 in Dutse central Mosque, Jigawa State.

Prominent among the attendees at the burial was the chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Prof. Attahiru Jega, Governor Sule Lamido of Jigawa State and Emir of Dutse, Alhaji Nuhu Muhammadu Sanusi.

u said she is a celebrity, so who is she?

AKMoney1:



I go die if I no see more pix of her ooo

hahahaha me too o. make i sharply click d link to avoid stories that touch

Nollywood actress, Fathia Balogun has disclosd that acting was never part of her dream, saying she had wanted to be a broadcaster, even though her father wanted her to be an accountant.

The actress stated that she could not achieve her dream because she could not pass her JAMB exams and as a result of staying at home for so long, her father had to give her the freedom of doing whatever she likes.

She also revealed that she had to give law a trial but could not cope because the extra work needed by law students in school.

Speaking with the Nation newspaper, she said, “After several attempts with JAMB, because my maths was poor, and coupled with the fact that I was staying too long at home, my father advised that I go on to do whatever pleased me.

"So, I went to study diploma in Law at Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin. But that one too became too wide for me, the reading was getting too much. I left and travelled to the UK. By that time, I had been introduced to acting.

"A brother and family friend introduced me to the late veteran actor, Kokonsari. Along the line, I met the likes of Dele Odule, Toyin Adegbola, the late Ireti Adekola and many others. But I started fully when I returned to Nigeria in 2000.”
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/32431/35/i-failed-jamb-several-timesfathia-balogun.html

mama dey do 2 fingers in the hair with her mohawk hairstyle

Comedy shows are meant to be events or occasions where people relax to laugh off their worries and depressions.

This took a different turn last night at AY Live when comedian Laff Up took over the stage.

The dark complexioned comic act centred his jokes on how foreign and Nigerian celebrities react over certain issues or questions.Read This: Omotola Flaunts Booty In New Photoshoot

Citing an example, the rib cracker who stepped out on a Yoruba native attire (Agbada), asked Nollywood delectable actress, Ebube Nwagbo, how many men she has slept with?

To ice the embarrassing question, the camera zoomed on the face of the Anambra state actress to show her immediate reaction.

Ebube didn't find the situation funny at all, as her facial expressions gave away her feeling at the moment.

It could easily be registered that the star actress and owner of Posh hair line felt very bad and was moved to tears as the camera focused on her for some couple of minutes.

Although she later knocked off the foul mood when Phyno manned the stage and got everyone on a dancing mood.

esosuo:
Mikron mellow down na ,we kw say the tin dey pain u but using direct words to his sisters not cool at all ,the Insultive words don't go well at all

bro didnt u read where he insulted all naija babes as poor, dirty, date for money bla bla bla? that my friend is where i come in because my sisters are involved.but tnx anyways. i apprec8

InnocentMind:
Ronald4life is the Jega here jare. He talked senses and made me kill the thread.

Appreciated anyway.


But that Temitemi na just one fucking clown

omooba969:
As ur love com get capital 'L' na im make me suspect u na. Dat love wey u type there get 7point agenda

hahahahah u na sharp guy o

cocostrawberry:
why are you like this? Is not good to insult your sisters. They are human beings like you. Honestly its not fair the way you men always bash them because I hardly see them bashing you men. All this is not neccessary. Date who you want but why the insults?

no mind the idi0t. coming here to insult all naija babes, because he dates a brazillian we no go hear word again. he sounds like a kid