Therock5555:
Op me and you get the same shape of head but the ladies in my life long pass train.


I don't even post my pictures anywhere, my personality is all that matters.

I've dated plenty chicks on NL without they even seeing my picture.

Just craft a personality that solely defines you, be different from the every day guy that girls meet and watch your stock over rise.



One girl once told me that if I was just a little bit handsome than I am right now, girls would be crawling on the ground just to get me to acknowledge their pleasantries, cause as I ugly and short like this, girls choke for my DM begging to have my attention.


And NO, I'm not rich neither do I simp around women, I just do what I want when I want like a Boss.

Hmm...since we have a common head shape, give me more info on how to get girls

deanoffaculty:

Chairman post your picture first and let's see. You are a man and stop being emotional.

I know many handsome guys who are dead, many are in prison , many have their legs amputated, many are psychiatric hospital, etc
In fact, few days ago an handsome guys was killed in Abia state by a Rival cult group. Dangote is not handsome but controls billions. Thank God for money, Otedola would have been one of the ugliest but he controls billions. Elon musk is not fine at all but "Akpalapala" brought out his handsomeness.
People plenty wey no fine.
What are we talking about here?

Beauty is a state of mind and not only outward appearance. Your beauty is "insde-out" and not "outward-in".

Chairman, make your money. Enjoy your life. Life is short. Infact, if you have money , you don't need dating App. Babes go fall for you like vitamin C.
I guess you are broke cos if you have money to buy what it takes , your beauty will flow like unending river.

Shake off Negativity and keep moving!!!

You're wrong. Dangote and Otedola are supercute

1Sharon:
You aren't even ugly. Working out will suit you so well. And a silver stud in your ear will go well against your rich skintone.

Lol
You want him to wear earring?

My new gf wanted me to pay her a visit. I personally don't like visiting ladies, but the desire to eat jollof rice that day made me visit her. I visited her on Friday, slept over and decided to leave early next morning.

On my way out of the compound gate, I saw something strange. I saw pieces of akara (bean-cake) round the whole house to the entrance of the gate. It was deliberately placed there. And one piece of akara was placed at the gate entrance, forming a large circle.

I was scared to move through the gate, so I went back and told her what I just saw. She laughed and told me that since their new "Cele" neighbor came to the compound, that's what they have been seeing, though not regularly.

I'd like to know the implication of walking over the "sacrifice", if you have experienced such. Do you advise she leaves the house ASAP??

Prudoh:

Is it every time you'll always be with a girl, there's more to life than sex and the law of life is the law of belief

Sex is a physical activity. "For the sake of fornication, let each man have his wife . . it is better to marry than to burn"

Ur tips don't prefer solution. The only tip you need is the tip of your dik in a pusy

Sex is overrated jare. The billing, physical and spiritual infections make it all the more overrated.
In actuality, women benefit more from the transaction, men only end up suffering and smiling.

I come to my senses as soon as I cum.

Don't take me too seriously, I cum in piss.

Some don't even pay for sex, they just feel good giving women money.

People are committing suicide because they lack money to feed, some men are busy buying iPhone for girls who don't mind stabbing them to death if any disagreement ensues.

Some days ago a girl on my WhatsApp status posted an alert of 50k from a guy. Meanwhile this guy doesn't help his folks o.

I'm not staying you shouldn't give, but give with sense. If you want to spoil your woman, make sure she can do the same for you, especially when you're broke.

When it comes to dating, we hear people tell men to make money first. You're being deceived. The best time to find a woman is when you're still broke.

Go to Cape Verde and see beautiful women

fidelmarshal199:


By a spirit of hunger right

Watch and see

ferdaus:
Get ready for the Manchester derby as Manchester City and Manchester United face off at the Etihad Stadium!
📅 Date: March 3, 2024

🏟️ Venue: Etihad Stadium

Head-to-Head Analysis:

Delve into the historic matchups between Manchester City and Manchester United. We'll analyze their previous encounters, including wins, draws, and losses, to gain insights into their head-to-head record and the dynamics of their rivalry.

Previous Matches:

Explore the results of their past clashes, including the latest and most recent outcomes. Who has emerged victorious more often, and are there any notable trends or patterns in their previous meetings that could influence the upcoming fixture?

Current Form:

Assess the recent form of both Manchester City and Manchester United in the Premier League and other competitions. How have they been performing leading up to this crucial derby, and what factors might impact their performance on matchday?

Key Players:

Identify the standout players from both teams who could play pivotal roles in the game. From goal-scoring forwards to solid defenders and midfield maestros, who are the individuals to watch out for in this highly anticipated matchup?

Here's the predicted line-up for the upcoming matches - check out the AI-generated performance scores for each player and the two teams:

🔗 Watch now: https://one-versus-one.com/de/mannschaften/manchester-city-vs-manchester-united

Probable XI:

While the exact lineups may vary, here's a speculative look at the possible starting XI for both teams:

Manchester City's Probable XI:
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Formation: 3-4-2-1
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Goalkeeper:
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Ederson Santana de Moraes = 60.1 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Ederson

Defenders:
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Nathan Aké = 87.83 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Nathan-Ake

Rúben Dias = 87.03 - > https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/ruben-dias

Manuel Akanji = 91.24 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/manuel-akanji

Midfielders:
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Phil Foden = 98.51 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/phil-foden

Rodri Rodri = 99.51-> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/rodri

John Stones =

Bernardo Silva = 96.61 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/bernardo-silva

Attacking Midfielders:
======================
Kevin De Bruyne = 46.91 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Kevin-de-Bruyne

Julián Álvarez = 99.08 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Julian-Alvarez

Forwards:
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Erling Haaland = 99.76 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Erling-Haaland


Manchester United's Probable XI:
================================
Formation: 4-2-3-1
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Goalkeeper:
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André Onana = 64.53 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Andre-Onana


Defenders:
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Diogo Dalot = 91.48 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Diogo-Dalot

Victor Lindelöf = 69.12 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Victor-Lindelof

Raphael Varane =65.01 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Raphael-Varane

Sofyan Amrabat = 20.94 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/sofyan-amrabat

Defenders Midfielders:
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Kobbie Mainoo =

Cristiano Ronaldo = 78.63 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/casemiro

Midfielders:
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Antony = 66.84 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Antony

Bruno Fernandes = 98.65 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/bruno-fernandes

Alejandro Garnacho = 93.85 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Alejandro-Garnacho

Forward:
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Marcus Rashford = 95.62 -> https://one-versus-one.com/de/spieler/Marcus-Rashford

Let's engage in a comprehensive discussion about the upcoming Manchester derby! Share your predictions, insights, and excitement as we anticipate an electrifying showdown at the Etihad Stadium! ⚽🔥 #ManchesterDerby
#PremierLeague #ManchesterCity #ManchesterUnited

Doku to score two goals against man united.

It was revealed to me this morning

nstore:
..'something' like what?

I think they usually blend the beans chaff to increase the moi moi size. Since it's lighter in color, no one suspects. Just my opinion

I discovered that nobody sells 100 naira beans, but they still sell 100 naira moi-moi(Bean pudding). LOL Our women are amazing

Funny thing is the 100 naira moi-moi is heavier than 200 naira worth of beans.

Is it that it's cheaper to prepare moi-moi? Well, I think moi-moi should be more expensive than beans.

I think these women mix 'something' with the beans when preparing moi-moi or they don't just like beans LOL so they inflate the cost for no reason.

NB: I'm a foodie, don't take me too seriously.

Double0h7:
Oxytocin, also known as the love hormone, is activated by touch, intimacy and sex and promotes a deeper sense of bonding between couples. It's also the hormone that bonds a mother to her newborn baby and has anti-inflammatory and calming effects.

This is the only scientifically significant effect.

As if women cum during sex. Tell that to the prostitutes!

Some men be mumu o. We too like wahala

Mumu men would jump on the thread to attack her, instead of reading other women opinion. Funny thing is no female is saying anything. Lol

imagrg:
You make me laugh that I wish I can knack you so hard and have the pleasure of initiating a heavy upload into your cutie.

Na man with hairy balls you dey follow chat. Dem go soon scam you

tunjijones:
That's not my concern


Tinubu, if he can't repair the country as promised, can he take us back to how we were before he took over?

Wetin dem use the money dem save from subsidy do?

You want to go back to buhari who was borrowing 160 billion USD yearly to finance subsidy? Dey play

Massiveglory:
I hope this fire brigade approach will not land naira to 3000 to a dollar.
Is this the way to attract investors?
This fire brigade approach could give you tempoary reliefs but greater problems.

I should think this approach and strength should be tailored more into shifting Nigeria from a consuming nation to a producing nation and strengthening institutions to curb corruption to bearest minimum begining from the top.

If you the leave root of the problem in the nation and begin to cut off the branch with all your strength, it is more of using a basket to fetch water.

Are you not supposed to curb corruption first, and then generate enough cash, before you can revamp our industries?

Emedu:



Mind you, Nigeria’s total trade in the third quarter of 2023 stood at ₦18,804.29 billion. Exports were valued at ₦10,346.60 billion while total imports stood at ₦8,457.68 billion, this was not felt in our exchange rate because of our high debt service to revenue ratio, high volume of printed naira in the name of ways and means. All these things are systematically taken care of to ensure the surplus naira is mopped up.

I believe there are good days ahead

I owe the appreciation to the increase in interest rate

Geovanni412:


Nope,

Realists

What economic measure is in place to sufficiently stabilise the naira?

Are we exporting more products now?

They increased the interest rate this week. The effect will definitely be strong

C

HugeElephant:


“What you think, you become. What you feel, you attract. What you imagine, you create.”

You repel what you focus on too often.

When I look at the married men around me, I no longer see the need of having a wife.

I discovered something shocking, a few months ago:

Most men die before their wives, and most likely before their children finish university education. Look at your dad's friends, how many of them are still alive to enjoy the fruits of their parental labour?

Before marriage, you go through a lot of stress in choosing the right woman (God help you, if she's not greedy and demanding) you spend a fortune on marriage, only to be 'eating' one type of food till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire. You think I'm lying? Ask my neighbor who begs to put the tip of his toothpick inside his wife for just a minute.

Now, you're married, you must provide for the rent, bills, school fees, in-law expenses etc
You must not forget to keep extra savings for health issues for cases like complications in child delivery, antenatal care, naming ceremony, baby materials, clothings etc

If you're unlucky to find yourself in financial difficulty after marriage, pray your wife is the understanding type, else you'd deal with a nagging woman, the type King Solomon told us to avoid staying in the same house with, and rather hide on your rooftop.

If your woman is easily driven to anger, and not rational in thinking, you're in serious trouble. You may end up being stabbed or poisoned. A lot of men have died this way.

So dear men, why waste your time and money? Be smart!

I leave you with this Bible passage: "Wealth and riches are inherited from parents, but a good wife comes only from the Lord."

Don't try it. I remember doing it to my ex. I got a nasty mouth odor that wouldn't leave even after brushing twice in the morning.

Big ass 500#
Godly 300#
Beauty 200#

PS: Give me 500# loan, make I add big breast. I go pay after the breast don fall

post=128542372:
2 plates of this for mom and dad and a small plate for the child.

All comes out to #1100.

Liar