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Girls like ugly men. They prefer dating us because they think we can't cheat. It's a blessing to be ugly

ValarDoharis:
You guys are shameless!

You chased PDP for diesel around N250 but celebrating N1000.


APC is a satanic party!

Go to America and Europe, inflation rises with increase in economic activities. We only need an accountable government. Tinubu's government is far better and accountable. Period

HelenBee:
Argument that could have been prevented now a life is lost. Anger management is a thing.

Reason why I call women fish brain. They get controlled easily by small things

"Fine girl how far, I hol' block". Normally, she go follow you if she don see the rabas and if you don pipe am, make you follow from window throway her.
Na mumu dey game woman.

" Baby what about the money you promised to send"

Just have yansh jare

Kitchen ooo. Who bed help

Make e dey appreciate o. I wan buy phone next month. Those stupid phone sellers won't bring down the price o, but when naira depreciates, they'll immediately increase the price. Thunder fire una

EreluRoz:
That's enough greenlight already but you may go further. Funny enough most guys don't quickly grab a greenlight.

If you are not very smart as a guy you'll not understand some kind of greenlight. My own greenlight is very funny, you'll never have a clue except you are way too smart.

Mumu green light

richiemcgold:
Aketi really plunged Ondo into heavy debts with no tangible infrastructures to show for it. Seven years of governance just wasted for nothing. The current governor that just took over is not even doing better. Ondo has just been static for the last seven years. The thing dey vex me walahi.

They haven't even paid February and March Salary.

The truth hurts. Baba go and do DNA sharp sharp

People say women are moved by what they hear. That's not true. Women are moved by what they SEE. Once you chat a random female, what she's interested in is your pix.LOL

Good news. As a forex trader, we know that when a country increases its interest rate, the corresponding currency appreciates on the long term.

Nigeria has not just increased her interest rate, but also our main stay - petroleum is now more valuable. That's a big plus for the currency.

freemanq:
He inherited it from Labor party, Abi na April Fool be dis no? how can someone in Apc be saying this after much praises of buhari administration

Was Jonathan any better? No be under him nose Deizani steal budget?

I was reflecting on what happened last week:

I needed to chat with my gf on how to get my
share of the hot jollof rice she cooked.

My airtel internet connection was so bad, so I tried switching to mtn. All I needed was to buy 100MB daily bundle with the last 100 naira in my account and send her a WhatsApp message.

I missed the jollof rice, sadly.

Below is the summary of my activity:

xeju:
So God say make girls nor cut hair? If God want make men hair nor grow, he nor go design am make e grow pass a certain level. Almost everything you attribute to God is just man's design. My advice is for you to get sense

Read 1 corin 11 vs 6. It is not natural for a woman to have her hair shaved. Mumu man

LadyRosa:


Seems today is a 'painful' day.

Funny enough, there was a time when girl education in the East was seen as a waste of time due to patriarchy. Now, more girls are educated than the males.Guess truly change is one thing constant in life.


My father trained his daughters well in school, Good schools better than his boyz.

A father who derails from the path of equity is no father.

When I first met her, she seemed quite decent and modest. The first time we were all alone, she gave me the impression that she hates sex, because she wouldn't even let me touch her hands. In my mind, I felt I had met a virgin. I was praising God.

Last week, she came around; to my surprise, she hugged me and kissed me. The kiss lasted about 30 minutes. She kissed like she was possessed. I got scared myself. Okay, virgins are the best kissers, I said to myself. She left eventually after everything.

The next day, we had sex. When she undressed, I immediately tried to insert, but she instead started kissing again. After that, she directed my head to her boobs and told me to lick the whole portion of her nipples, including her areola. Each time I tried stopping, she would direct my head to her nipple. She made sex seem like hard work to me. I began to get tired. My tongue was getting pale.

When I eventually penetrated, I was happy it'll all be over in two minutes. To my surprise she told me to hit slowly, then she told me to raise the tempo faster and faster. That took about 20 minutes.

After sex, I decided to sleep a little. I felt really bad. I felt used.

While I was still thinking of how to get aboniki for my waist, I suddenly felt something like a "heavy balloon" on my face. This lady's ass was on my face. That was when I knew I had to run. She begged for head. I declined and left immediately. She felt embarrassed, but I don't care. I can't marry a sex maniac!

Feminists should learn from this. A lot of them are as ignorant as this little child, who wants what is not suitable for her.

Be what God has made you to be

I have been experiencing this subtle flow of electricity in my body. When I direct it at something, it does wonders.

I was diagnosed with ulcer two months ago. I tried taking antacids and antibiotics, but I didn't see improvement. The pain was too much especially after eating something heavy.


I directed the surge to my belly, and in 3 days, I was able to eat anything without pains. The ulcer vanished completely.

The surge comes anytime I pray in tongues. I don't have to move my lips to pray.

Does anyone experience this? How can I increase the power?

Girls, work hard, so that when need for shawarma and chicken come, you'd only need to open your pockets and not open yansh.

Therock5555:


You don't seem like you need girls urgently, abi no be you complain say your new chick get fetish neighbor...

I wan Change am urgently

A lot of females are lesbians.
I remember using my sisters picture as my social media dp; I was was surprised that a lot of females felt cool with flirting with another female.

Therock5555:
Op me and you get the same shape of head but the ladies in my life long pass train.


I don't even post my pictures anywhere, my personality is all that matters.

I've dated plenty chicks on NL without they even seeing my picture.

Just craft a personality that solely defines you, be different from the every day guy that girls meet and watch your stock over rise.



One girl once told me that if I was just a little bit handsome than I am right now, girls would be crawling on the ground just to get me to acknowledge their pleasantries, cause as I ugly and short like this, girls choke for my DM begging to have my attention.


And NO, I'm not rich neither do I simp around women, I just do what I want when I want like a Boss.

Hmm...since we have a common head shape, give me more info on how to get girls

deanoffaculty:

Chairman post your picture first and let's see. You are a man and stop being emotional.

I know many handsome guys who are dead, many are in prison , many have their legs amputated, many are psychiatric hospital, etc
In fact, few days ago an handsome guys was killed in Abia state by a Rival cult group. Dangote is not handsome but controls billions. Thank God for money, Otedola would have been one of the ugliest but he controls billions. Elon musk is not fine at all but "Akpalapala" brought out his handsomeness.
People plenty wey no fine.
What are we talking about here?

Beauty is a state of mind and not only outward appearance. Your beauty is "insde-out" and not "outward-in".

Chairman, make your money. Enjoy your life. Life is short. Infact, if you have money , you don't need dating App. Babes go fall for you like vitamin C.
I guess you are broke cos if you have money to buy what it takes , your beauty will flow like unending river.

Shake off Negativity and keep moving!!!

You're wrong. Dangote and Otedola are supercute