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Events / Incase You Missed It, Miss Bumbum Brazil Pics by mimelord(f): 9:04pm On Nov 20, 2016
A black woman from Brazil has broken the course of history to win the 2016 keenly contested Miss Bum Bum competition.

Erika Canela

A beautiful lady, Erika Canela has made history by being crowned as the first black winner of Brazil's Miss Bum Bum contest, according to the Daily Star.

The annual beauty pageant hopes to find the best rear in the country. The winner, out of 27 contestants, becomes an instant celebrity and receives 50,000 reais (around £12,426).
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Health / OMG: The Real Reason Why Women Moan During S*x Will Shock You by mimelord(f): 8:56pm On Nov 20, 2016
Scientists have discovered that a woman's moaning does not really show that she is enjoying s*x. In fact, it shows something quite different.

*Photo used for illustrative purpose*

Two U.K. scientists have explored the "truth" behind the vocalization, which has drawn attention on social media and coverage on U.S. news channel CNN.

Gayle Brewer of the University of Central Lancashire and Colin Hendrie of the University of Leeds published their research on the topic - technically known as "copulatory vocalization"
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Politics / GEJ @ 59: Jonathan Shows Off His Swag During NYSC In Throwback Photo As He Celeb by mimelord(f): 8:50pm On Nov 20, 2016
Prominent Nigerians have taken to various social media platforms and shower their praises as former President Goodluck Jonathan celebrates his 59th birthday on Sunday, November 20.



Former President, Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, who was born on 20th of November 1957, has clocked 59 today, and his former media aide, Reno Omokri, is using a throw-back photo of the Bayelsa-born politician during his NYSC days to celebrate the 'Hero of Democracy.'
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Foreign Affairs / OMG ! Michelle Obama Comes For Donald Trump Over His Behaviour Towards Women by mimelord(f): 3:39pm On Oct 14, 2016
Michelle Obama focused on accusations leveled against Donald Trump about the way he behaves towards women and that leaked tape where he bragged about sexually assaulting women. She really buried him. Watch the video after the cut...
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Career / Nigerian Comedian Gandoki Breaks Guinness World Record by mimelord(f): 7:12am On Oct 09, 2016
Ace comedian Gandoki ( Tony Mofe Ereku ) On Saturday 1st of October put Nigeria on the world map by becoming the first Comedian to perform non -stop stand- up comedy for 42 hours and 10 mins.

He now holds the new world record for the Longest Stand - up comedy performance by an individual betting the past record of 40 hours and 8 mins. The world breaking challenge started on Thursday 29 th of October by 8 : 00 pm at the Exclusive mansions hotel, Victoria island and climaxed at about 12 : 34 pm on Independence day , when he beat the previous record
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Crime / Photos: Police Raid Baby Factory In Delta State, Six Pregnant Women Arrested by mimelord(f): 5:57am On Oct 09, 2016
The Delta state police command raided a baby factory located at Okwe in Oshimili North Local government in the state where six pregnant women were arrested. The police was alerted on the activities of the syndicate after one of the victims, Blessing Aondoseer, reported that her husband had connived with some people to sell her two week-old-baby girl. More photos after the cut...
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Politics / Today's Top Stories 11/12/2015 by mimelord(f): 2:54pm On Nov 12, 2015
TODAY'S TOP STORIES 11/12/2015

Stench from National Assembly toilet force House of Reps members to adjourn till Nov 17th
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A stench from the National Assembly toilets and the lack of water forced the members to quickly review the [...]
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25 people killed in a Boko Haram raid in Niger
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At least 25 people were on Wednesday, November 12, killed in a Boko Haram attack in a village in southern [...]
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Hilarious…see the campaign poster of this young Ugandan politician
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Eric Mununuzi, a handcart pusher and an aspirant for a political sit in Ugandan says its his time to eat from [...]
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Oby Ezekwesili, Abike Dabiri-Erewa listed among the top 250 Most Influential Women in the World
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Oprah Winfrey, Melinda Gates, Michelle Obama, Oby Ezekwesili and Abike Dabiri-Erewa, Hilary Clinton, JK [...]
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Can You Spot The Naked Woman In This Photograph?
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At first glance, this picture looks like any other autumnal scene. But peer a little closer and you will find [...]
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Religion / Did Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, CAN Leader Escapes Death By Whiskers? by mimelord(f): 5:22am On Oct 07, 2015
This Story will shock you even if you are not a christian, and the question here in is who did it?
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Ayo Oritsejafor
Plans to eliminate the President of the Christian Association of Nigerian (CAN), Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, by sabotaging the integrity of his Bombardier Challenger 600 aircraft have been uncovered.

According to the African Free Press, the Man of God narrowly escaped death by the whiskers because his aircraft would have crashed if not for the grace of God and the professionalism of the pilot.

This disclosure emanated from a reliable source close to the CAN President who said Oritsejafor who also is the Senior Pastor of Word of Life Bible Church, was on board his private aircraft when the pilot detected an unusual sound from the engine compartment forcing him to make an emergency landing and subjecting the aircraft to checks.

Upon checking for the source and cause of the sound, the engineers spotted two huge bricks placed inside the engine compartment by yet unidentified person
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Health / Car Filled With Thousands Of Bees.........! by mimelord(f): 4:02pm On Jun 04, 2015
Photos of a recent traffic stop in Missoula, Montana, are generating a lot of buzz after police said a responding trooper discovered the car was filled with "thousands of bees".

The bee-filled car was pulled over after police received a "complaint of a vehicle driving all over the road," a Montana Highway Patrol official wrote on its Facebook page.
"The reporting party stated the inside of the car had bees all over the windows and flying throughout the car," the Montana Highway Patrol added.
The driver told Trooper Lynwood Bateman that the bees were harmless Russian honeybees, police said.
Police then contacted the state apiarist and learned the driver didn't need any permits to
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Jokes Etc / FIM Reader Wrote : My Encounter With A Doberman by mimelord(f): 2:27pm On Jun 03, 2015
[img][/img]Today, I must take that route, "all die na die". I was walking down olodi street as usual, past the house with that big, black Doberman. I noticed that the Doberman wasn't in the yard as he usually is.
Strange I thought.
Then I looked away from the yard and straight ahead. There was the Doberman. It was standing there, tail straight down, lips drawn back over those sharp, white teeth. It growled this low, rumbling sort of growl.
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Jokes Etc / Throwback Thursday : Father Christmas Experience by mimelord(f): 9:23am On Dec 18, 2014
Its Throw-Back Thursday
Comment "Yes" If You Experience this kind Christmas
and "No" If you did not...
Share you Christmas experience

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Romance / 7 Reasons To Get Married In Your 20s by mimelord(f): 4:54pm On Nov 08, 2014
When my husband and I got engaged, I was 24. I was 25 when I walked down the aisle. At the time, people kept quiet, but as the years have gone on, I have found, especially among very educated, career-minded people on the East Coast, that there is a stigma against getting married in your 20s.

Model Molly Sims writes a compelling essay for Refinery29 about it in which she argues that getting married in your 20s is a massive mistake. She makes good points. When you get married young, you don't have as much time to focus on your career, you have likely never lived alone (or if you did, it was for a very short time), and you have not had time to grow and
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Music/Radio / Big Things Happening! Wizkid Named MTV Base’ First Ever ‘artist Of The Month’ Fo by mimelord(f): 3:59pm On Nov 04, 2014
Wizkid has definitely had a good year. In 2014 Wizkid released his sophomore album ‘Ayo’, renewed a number of endorsements and revealed his very own record label – Star Boy.
He also recently landed an exciting new management deal with Disturbing London that will help to raise his profile and expose him to an even broader audience in the UK and Europe.
Still bouncing off the euphoria of his new album, MTV Base has decided to make Wizkid their first ever ‘Artist of the Month’ for November and in a bid to celebrate Wizkid they will be backing Wizkid with a month of programmes dedicated to his rise and rise.
Throughout the month of November programming featuring Wizkid will feature on MTV Base, highlights include:
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Religion / [marriagerestoration] Digest :the Lord Is Not Slack Concerning His Promise!! by mimelord(f): 1:10am On Nov 02, 2014
2 Pet. 3: 9 "The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance."

"Can a woman forget her sucking child, that she should not have compassion on the son of her womb? Yea, they may forget, yet will I not forget thee. Behold! I have graven thee upon the palms of My hands; thy walls are continually before Me." (Isaiah 49:15-16).

According to the above promise given by God who never lies, He will never forget you, though a woman may forget her sucking child, He has graven you on the palms of His hands and all your tears are continually before Him.

Whatever is your situation today, if you are crying out to God, He will NEVER forget you. He
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TV/Movies / No Regret Allowing Man Massage My Butt -bba's Lilian Afegbai by mimelord(f): 7:04am On Nov 01, 2014
Big Brother season 9 housemate, Lilian Afegbai was evicted after two weeks in the house, making her the fastest Nigerian housemate to be evicted..However, Lilian who was more renowned for her twerking skills says she has no regrets and will be a star regardless..

She also shutdown allegations that she was acting like Karen Igho in the house..She told the Nigerian Tribune

I wasn’t trying to imitate Karen, I’m Lilian and I am different. I have my own personality. For those who think I was trying to imitate Karen, well, welcome to my world."On her plans


I am taking a cue from Gideon Okeke. He did not win, but today, he is a star. I lasted two weeks in the house, and for those two weeks, I showcased myself and entertained Africa.
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Family / Today's Trending News by mimelord(f): 4:16pm On Oct 30, 2014
FAST INFO MAGAZINE: #BBAHotshot: DAY 22 SHOWER HOUR, M?am Bea And Sheillah
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FAST INFO MAGAZINE: Meet the Friends who imitate Kim & Kanye's Outfits (Photos)
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**Two friends have showed their love for Kanye's style by channeling his looks with Kim. Kathleen and Katie started #WWYW or What Would Yeezus Wear on Tumblr and Instagram to honour Kimye's outfit choices....

FAST INFO MAGAZINE: Rihanna Slays Again in Outfit for 2014 amfAR LA Inspiration Gala
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The 2014 amfAR LA Inspiration Gala held last night at Milk Studios in Hollywood. Check out 26-year-old star entertainer Rihanna's outfit to the event. Flawless! You like, right? Just in case you didn't...


Dell Inspiron 11-3147 Dual Core | 4GB, 500GB HDD | 11.6-Inch Windows 8 Convertible Ultrabook
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FAST INFO MAGAZINE: Graphic: Woman kills man who allegedly tried to rape her in Lekki
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FAST INFO MAGAZINE: 12 Ways To Make Your Breasts Grow Bigger Naturally
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1. STUDY The first thing to do in order to make your breasts grow is to study up on the subject. Check out books and articles to learn about your breasts, the functions of them and the best ways to care...


Nigerian girl dies in Bangkok while having butt implant http:///1wI3ZRB A 23 year old Nigerian girl Joy Willaims died in Bangkok on Oct 23 during a buttock augmentation surgery. Joy flew to Bangkok on Oct 14, to visit the SP clinic for �2,000 buttock augmentation surgery. A few days later her wounds became infected and she returned to have corrective surgery to remove the silicon implants. She died in the operating table during the corrective surgery.
Phones / Re: Ten Websites You'll Love To Visit Everyday by mimelord(f): 9:27am On Oct 30, 2014
Sorry you did not list one of the ten websites you need to follow:
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Politics / GEJ To Collect PDP Nomination Form For 2015 Presidential Elections Tomorrow by mimelord(f): 6:07pm On Oct 29, 2014
Read the State House press releases below...
President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will tomorrow, Thursday, October 30 pick up the PDP nomination form for the 2015 Presidential elections.
President Jonathan thanks all Nigerians, members of the PDP, friends, associates, and all groups who in sincere appreciation of the achievements of the administration in the last four years, have been urging him to seek a second term in office.


President Jonathan is greatly encouraged by the overwhelming outpouring of goodwill and support, as well as the confidence of the generality of Nigerians in his ability to continue to
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Family / Re: Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by mimelord(f): 8:36am On Oct 29, 2014
Raiders:
I wont be surprise if in the next 6 to 7 yrs she ends up getting pregnant. Its very common among black American girls
That so true ..... But i guess the father's discipline do help a little

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Family / Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by mimelord(f): 8:25am On Oct 29, 2014
Some dad will not take indiscipline from their child and this made Kelvin Jones a man of rules.....lol. Read the story below.:
Kevin Jones is not a happy father after he discovered that his 10-year-old daughter who is 5ft 9 has been lying about her age and dating older men through social media accounts she set up without her parent's knowledge or permission.

To discipline and discourage her, as well as put it out there how old she really is, the father said he made her wear a t-shirt that read, “I am 10 years old” and “5th Grader” to school, and then he shared photos Facebook.

Along with the photos was the caption;


Since my beautiful daughter Janiya wants to be grown & lie about her age. Saying she is 14,15,16, & 18 years old. She claims to be in love and going out with a boyfriend, which is completely against my rules!!! I uncovered that she has been doing this for quite some time.
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Politics / Nigerian Govt Reaches Ceasefire Agreement With Boko Haram? by mimelord(f): 4:39pm On Oct 17, 2014
According to a breaking news report on Channels TV, the Nigerian government has reached a ceasefire agreement with Boko Hraram following today's meeting between government officials led by President Jonathan's principal private secretary, Amb. Tukur, Chadian government and reps of the sect group led by Danaldi Ahmadu.

To this end, the Chief of Defence Staff, Alex Badeh, has directed all service chiefs to comply with the ceasefire agreement between Nigeria and Boko Haram in all areas of operations. Securing the release of the 219 Chibok girls abducted by Boko Haram was a major part of their discussions. More later...
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Politics / Guess Which Capital City Got Its First-ever Cash Withdrawal ATM? by mimelord(f): 7:57pm On Oct 09, 2014
What an inspirational story, it unfolds with alot unanswered questions:
The first-ever cash withdrawal machine in Mogadishu has been installed by the Salaam Somali Bank in an upmarket hotel.

STORY HIGHLIGHTS
Salaam Somali Bank has installed an ATM in the Somali capital Mogadishu
The machine dispenses U.S. dollars rather than the official currency, the Somali shilling
The new machine follows the installation of ATMs in the northern city of Hargeisa in the breakaway Somaliland region
Remittance income makes up more than half of Somalia's gross national income

CNN Marketplace Africa is a weekly show offering a unique window into African business on and off the continent.

(CNN) -- Somalia's capital Mogadishu now has its first-ever ATM bank machine -- and it
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Health / Re: How Dogs Ate Boy Alive....! by mimelord(f): 5:58pm On Oct 07, 2014
jotey:
wtf d so called police were watching like dummies
my brother i suprise too ooo
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Kelly Rowland Goes Nude For Elle Magazine Photoshoot by mimelord(f): 11:40am On Oct 07, 2014
ideee03:
@Op please what does unclad mean?
It means without covering ...in this case without cloth.... i did not post that pix for it is an adult content
Religion / Archaeologists Discover One Of The Earliest-known Images Of Jesus — And He's Bea by mimelord(f): 7:42am On Oct 07, 2014
Archaeologists have uncovered one of the earliest-known images of Jesus in the town of Cástulo in Andalusia, Spain. The image, engraved on a glass plate known as a paten, shows a beardless, short-haired Jesus.

The archaeologists estimate the 8.6-inch paten is from the fourth century C.E., and they
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Health / Ebola In Spain: Spanish Nurse Who Treated Ebola Victim In Madrid Has Contract Vi by mimelord(f): 7:03am On Oct 07, 2014
Ebola might just be the new biological weapon on the surface of the earth as it spread like wild fire and kills within 21 days of contact...The word might just be decimated by this deadly disease.
A Spanish nurse who treated an Ebola victim in Madrid has become the first person in the world to contract the deadly virus outside of Africa. The 44-year-old is said to have spent the last 15 years working at Madrid's Carlos III Hospital, where the two Spanish missionaries infected with Ebola died.

The Spanish nurse is understood to have tested positive for Ebola in a first analysis after going to hospital in Alcorcon near Madrid with a high fever early this morning. Doctors
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