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Taiye4Christ: Still waiting on you, madam mimi

my dear...diary on hold for now

Cohyhe: *wakes up from sleep* haaaa! Shooo! una don break dis one again! Chaiiiiiiiii

i no break am na....na ashawo key i use open am
Good morning fam...

#uses spare key to open thread gate #looks left #looks right #checks page number....still 497#locks thread gate back...#runs out to avoid getting caught

Ayomax: I skipped that part jawe, not ready to pay the 4k now, I might later but looking unlikely. when are you planning to do urz?

next wk...hopefully

Ayomax: I'm finally done with the registration. I did it in koncept reo venture ( adjacent to Chris gate n behind tantalizer) I paid 5h for it and it was very easy (the guy in charge is a pro) but I have lil prob with my DOB, I saw 1st of March instead of 12th of March. don't think that will be a big issue sha

thanks dear..meaning i've found a place to do mine...so u didnt have to pay with your atm bah? they used theirs instead?

hmm...NYSC#now your stress continues#stressing nigerian youths since 1973#diarisGod o

Ayomax: doing mine today @ chris gate. i think almost every where in Ogba is 1k

hm..ok..pls do let me knw hw it went when u r done..tnx

Ayomax: sup, have u done ur registration?

not yet

ideyhere: Choi!!! If you see as I happy dey go school that day...and my school mates spoil well well that time so most of them sabi wetin em be...na so I carry the thing like pikin wey I be comot for where both boys and girls dey

lolz

Horlawoomey: am fine, how your side ?

just there o

i used to jump down from the top of the chair using umbrella as parachute...once i wanted to try jumping off my balcony cos i wasnt really getting the "umbrella parachute effect" from jumping off the chair...we stayed on the first floor..thank God a neighbour sighted me o....whi knows what wud hv happened...dem sha beat me...as usual

ideyhere: Lemme keep updating...
At around 9yrs, I saw always in my mom's room...i asked what it was and she told me it's toilet roll. I said she should gimme one and she refused. Later I sneaked into her room and collected one, took it to school to show my friends that my mummy uses packaged tissue

lol..i used to think it was biscuit so i said to myself "this fancy biscuit mummy is always hiding, i must eat it one day" so one day when she went out, i snuck into her room and stole one...when i opened it, i was very perplexed at what i saw..d tin no resemble biscuit..i just dey turn d tin round to try figure out wetin im be...when i tire to they think, i throway am...lol...it was in my jss2 when always people came to my school i finally knew wht it was

nabsprada: Horlawoomey
Akerry
urchbarbie,.
taiye4christ,,
noordean,
ajgentle,
mr pero,
kalushaiyke,,
sojiboy,,
Dstnd,
Dminister,,
Trendiitee,
Dania30,,
Feyifahm,,
Titiluvly
Lacreamzy,
Claroo,
Sodiqyinka,
Jennyesh,
heineken,
Meeky,
,ayusco85,
Rashfat,
Niceeric,
sammyblaq.
Anugod
westinfo4040
Idboyostic
Heineken
gbemmie09
navistar
Temmytea70
chrisantus25
mimiy05
satope1
dozzynet,, taiwoliu,, Ka2ma,,emeka.......... GOOD
MORNING TO YOU ALL.

friendie mi...bawo

Horlawoomey: THE WILL TO WIN, THE DESIRE TO SUCCEED, THE URGE TO REACH YOUR POTENTIALS. THESE ARE THE KEYS TO PERSONAL EXCELLENCE.................... Akerry
Nabsprada,,
urchbarbie,.
taiye4christ,,
noordean,
ajgentle,
mr pero,
kalushaiyke,,
sojiboy,,
Dstnd,
Dminister,,
Trendiitee,
Dania30,,
Feyifahm,,
Titiluvly
Lacreamzy,
Claroo,
Sodiqyinka,
Jennyesh,
heineken,
Meeky,
,ayusco85,
Rashfat,
Niceeric,
sammyblaq.
Anugod
westinfo4040
Idboyostic
Heineken
gbemmie09
navistar
Temmytea70
chrisantus25
mimiy05
satope1
dozzynet,, taiwoliu,, Ka2ma,,emeka.......... GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL.

gd afternoon dear..hw u dey

Just breezed in to say good morning to my e-family.
How all of una dey....have a lovely day ahead.

scholes23: Chai!!! Babe u harsh ooooo. Habatically!!! Wetin go make u bite ur bro for him Chief Of Army Staff. Abeg nor go bite ur husband anytime una 2 quarrel if not, u know d rest

lol...that time i no knw say that place dey important na...na small pikin brain i get na...

another one....pupsy been dey sleep one afternoon so me and younger brother decided to do something stupid. we'd each take turns and go and lie next to him then run out of d room....we just dey do the thing dey laugh until e reach my turn again...as i form sleep finish say may i open eye come run comot na so i see two pairs of angry eyes staring at me..pupsy don wake...choi..the kind slap wey i receive that day eh...my head rotate 360 degrees
abi na when me n my younger brother dey fight..i come realise say d boy they win me say lie lie how e go win na? na so i take bite im d**k...my mama nearly kill me that day...
i did many crazy tinz o...i go dey update as i remember

hmm...i remember anoda...as a child i dey use anything slippers or shoe form traffic..anytime my parents go out i'll enter their room and bring out all their shoes and slippers including that of my younger ones plus d ones wey don spoil and form a very long line of 'cars'..the line fit start from parlor reach kitchen. then i'd start moving them from the first to the last round the whole house while making honking and different car sounds with my mouth...sometimes my younger brother used to help me 'control traffic' lol...joblessness
Then there was this slippers game i loved to play with my neighbours which we called 'weaving in action" one person would be throwing the slippers and u have to dodge the slippers..not just dodging but dodging with swag...either u use back flip or side flip or something like that dodge am buh if d slippers touch you, u become the thrower..so one blessed day na i became the thrower...i no knw as my hand take bend go wrong direction when i throw the slippers...the thing go scatter bulb wey pupsy just change...na there d game end o...that night as pupsy come back eh...i just enter room form sleep..my heart jz dey pound because i knw say i go hear my name at any minute...as i hear my name eh...fear make me forget say i been dey form sleep...pupsy no dey beat me o buh d kind shout wey im shout for my head eh...i just dey breathe like say i get asthma

Ayomax: You funny ooo!!! i was also hoping you register before me then give me details later. well I called Chris gate customer line, to make inquiry about their service charge n I was told its 1k, guess I have to look for some where cheaper (N500)
i'm going to pay 4k bcoz I need the call up number asap to influence my posting #teamenugu n also my school is kinda far. 6hrs drive to Akungba.

o ga o....abeg lemme knw if u find a cheaper place..wud also be making inquiries

hit like if u played this..i be girl o but i was a star in table soccer even the one way u go draw pitch for paper, come put different player name for circle...come use biro cover and button play am.....chai..good old days

Ayomax: wow!!! i'm also in ogba. planning to do mine this friday @ Jerry ventures opp Waec office or Chris Gate ltd

okk...i was actually thinking if doing mine in chris gate...maybe i'd wait for you to do urs first so u can tell me how to go about mine btw do u intend paying d 4k?

Taiye4Christ: Good to know. Please be strong, k?

ok dear...thanks

please any member of the house that registered around ogba in lag? i need a good place to do my registration

dozzynet: HAPPY MONICA TO ALL I AM KARID IN THE HOUSE. MAY U WALK AND NEVER TO STUMBLE. DAYZ BE ELOGATUA. MR.TAIYE LONGEST TIME, HOW PARLOZ NAW?

good morning fellow imo star...abeg any latest dev in schl via pasting of names?

Taiye4Christ: Sorry o. Is it the weather over there?
God is your strength

thanks dear...its d weather buh im getting better small small...

voltron: Not that type of awareness and orientation.. i mean the kind that GEJ Door2Door campaign embarked on prior to his election. the one that had agents going deep into remote areas of Nigeria talking to people and giving health advice. I think N2 billion was allocated for that exercise and it was very effective. N2 billion for Door2Door sensitization is not too much

i think they've started the door2door ish...some health workers came to my area some days back..they went house to house to educate people on ebola

Jackeeh: I used to hide lumps of eba either under d dining table or gum them behind the fridge n shout " mummy I've finished eating. See my plate is empty". And when d coast is clear, I'd remove them from were I stashed them n throw over the fence. Little did I know I was throwing them into someone's farm. One morning, someone knocked at our gate,and when it was opened, in came this man with all my supposedly swallowed garri that I had been throwing away. N I mean the whole lot of them, everything. I was mortified. And from then on,whenever I had garri as lunch,it would be under the strictest supervision. And then,making me finish even the smallest amount of eba was d cruelest thing u could do to me. But now I don't even get satisfied with a large amount of eba. Hmmmmmmm childhood!!!

hahaha...i and my younger ones used to do it wella....we used to throw ours on nxt compound neighbour's roof...sometimes we'd throw it on the floor and shout "this one has fallen down..satan has eaten it so we cnt eat it again" lol

Taiye4Christ: And you too o. Bikonu, see to your diary.

my dear....serious cold dey worry me...i no jz get strength

Titiluvly: Life has no smooth road for any of us; and in the bracing atmosphere of a
high aim the very roughness stimulates the climber to steadier steps, till
the legend, over steep ways to the stars, fulfills itself.
W. C. Doane

A very good morning to you lovely people....Have a Blessed week ahead!...Luv y'all

mimiy05

thanks a lot dear

Taiye4Christ: Caught on my radar: mimiy05.

Mimi, how you dey na?

my dear..im good..i say may i dey ghost mode today

eh heh..i don show..good day house #time to read previous pages

Kingemmy01: Trust God and damn the consequences. Its bin awhile my lovely people. How una day?
First and moremost, I hail my big able chairman, mr Akerry (Any info from KSU yet?);
Our able and ever punctual time keeper, Mr Sodiq(well done and God bless);
Oga Taiye, ur boy they hail o.(Ur wife go deliver safely);
Trendiitee(Mummy G.O), I throw away sallute o, How is baby kicking? Pls deliever b4 nov 4th...can't wait to host item 7 in ur paradice.
And to the host of others:
Mimiy05

i dey o my dear