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190: leave me alone

Awwww nw my baby is getting angry... Awww sori dear... Take hrt... U want bobo..? Kikiki

190: am 19 am not a kid either

But u sound lyk 1...

190: my job is lying ontop of vickii ro and theres notin u can do about it

Kikikikiki lwkmd4h... "i have a dream" kikikikiki... Ur jst high on pussy bro... Go get a life

190:

Dont you have GCE to write

hiss - NEXT

Com on... Am nat a kid lyk u...

190:
what the hell did u sniff bro

coedine or dung

Nw his getting pissed off... Kikikiki... Go get a job bro...

190:
Oh is that your boyfriend

tsk tsk tsk, he ent got nothing on me

hes a broke-a-s-s

Wat did u call me ? Jeez... Wen elders ar talking small pikin 1 chuk mouth... Guy go get a job... It aint ma fault u didnt get ha 1st... Hey wait a min... U got any gal at all... Naah i dnt tink so... Ur jst a little low ass dick head ...

Kikiki... Seriously 2go...oops sori i mean 1go... U kw dat can neva work out... "u marryin her in d future... " huh...!!! tryin 2 steal ma wife... Cam on vickii dear... Dat can only hapen if u trip... Wich i kw u wunt

190: be nice to me, i might be your husband tomorrow

Realy... Will see about dat

Kikikikikiki lmao lolz

END OF SEMESTER EXAMINATION
INSTRUCTION: Answer all questions
**NO CHEATING, SIDE TALKING, GIRAFFING, GOOGLING, YAHOOING etc.
1. Who was Nigeria's first wheel barrow pusher?
2. Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam?
3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian tout (Agbero)?
4
a. How much in total did Anini steal during his lifetime as an
armed robber?
b. How much did he give to the masses?
c. How much did he give to his mother?
5. Who was the first child to trek to school?
6
a. Where was the first indigenous madman/­madwoman from?
b. What was his/her name?
7
a. What is the full meaning of the acronym SUYA?
b. Who invented it?
c. Who was the first customer to buyit?
8
a. Who was the first woman to spend the N1000 note?
b. Where?
c. When?
d. What did she buy?
9. As at April 2013, how many mosquitos were in Aso Rock?
(give your answer in binary form)
10.
a. Who was the first Nigerianto drink Garri without Sugar?
b. Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri with sugar?
GOODLUCK!![al d students writing ds exam ar bound 2 av carry ova]
#Mina#

Rooneyboy: u've got a job

And u are all over NL like a grasshopper

How efficient/valuable are u in ur work place

Dude she asked if u got a job 4 ha... Nt she has a job... Ar u blind or wat

tpacalipse: Any man who does all that to win a woman's heart will have regrets for the rest of his life. Trust me.

So i guess u aint gona do any of dat 4 ur wife.... Nd u expect ha 2 love u... Guy use ur brain na

DAD : Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
SON : No! Dad come on!
DAD : But it's Bill Gates' daughter.
SON : Ok then.
[dad goes to Bill Gates]
DAD : Bill, I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : Hell no!
DAD : My son is The CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates : Ok then
[dad goes to the President of World Bank]
DAD : Appoint my son as a CEO of your Bank.
CEO : No!
DAD : But, he is a Son In Law Of Bill Gates!
CEO : well Ok Then.
... Smart guy...

CHURCH IN 2020
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluiah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn
our
tablet PC, iPad,
cellphone, kindle bibles to 1
Cor.13:13. ...! And please switch on your
Bluetooth
to download the sermon.. .. !
P ASTOR: Let us pray
committing this week into
God's hands. Open your
WhatsApp, BBM , Twitter and
Facebook and chat
with your God. Come on...
PASTOR: Please have your
credit and debit cards ready as
we shall now take tithes
and offerings. You can log on to the church
Wi-Fi using the
password Lord909887.
[Ushers circulate mobile card
swipe machines among the
worshipers. Those who prefer to
make electronic funds
transfers are directed to
computers and laptops at the
rear
of the church and those who prefer to use
iPads allowed to flip them
open. Those who prefer
telephone banking are allowed
to take out their cellphones to
transfer their contributions to the church bank account!]
The holy atmosphere is truly
electric as the cellphones ,
iPads, PCs and laptops beep and
flicker!
[Announcement]
SECRETARY: This week's cell meetings shall
be held on the various
Facebook group pages where
the usual group chatting takes place and
mix-it for Sunday school pupil.
Please. don't miss out. Thursday's
bible teachings will be held live
on Skype at
1900hrs GMT. Please don 't miss
out. You can follow Pastor on
Twitter this weekend for
counselling and prayers,
dont forget our weekly
sermon uploads on YouTube

A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toiletin a posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was
gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he
loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM
AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press
the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital.A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR
means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad
on you, it went for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there!

CFCfan: I'll boast about her like Chelsea

Ow win anof trophys 4 ha lyk man utd, realmadrid, nd bayern munich combined 2day...