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Poems For ReviewRe: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Minaak47(m):
Ow start of by introducing myself... Hope u dnt mindif i dnt start wit d "take my ish"

Hmmm "But just who am I?," you ask.
"How can I describe myself?
I experience the world and my place in it through all of my senses.
I see, hear, feel, touch, smell, and taste something every day.
I have hope and desires, worries and certainties.
How can I put all that together and say 'I am this' or 'I am that?' "
I am jst a young guy
flowing wit d wind of life...
I am who i am
Well dats me 4 u
Poems For ReviewRe: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Minaak47(m): 8:47am On May 20, 2013
Hmmm sure tin
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Win A Girl's Heart by Minaak47(m): 8:33am On May 20, 2013
mikeeze: do all ds nd u will b d one 2 regret......get money nd dnt stop so as 2 win ha hrt....tru or false
Who cares.. all i want is ur waist #singing
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Win A Girl's Heart by Minaak47(m): 11:15pm On May 19, 2013
juns4sure: dis too much na...do dis for a lady wey dey bend down piss undecided
Nd so what ? angry
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Win A Girl's Heart by Minaak47(m): 11:12pm On May 19, 2013
HARDDON: Sleek list ℓ☺ℓz

But ehmmm what do we get in return?

**Now do the kikiki laugh
We get d waist nd love in return... D waist most expecialy...Kikikiki
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Win A Girl's Heart by Minaak47(m): 10:09pm On May 19, 2013
Kikiki
-spend money on ha nd neva get results [ha love]
-fight 4 ha lyk who ? Spartacus ? I dey mad... ?
-have confidence in ha lyk barca nd get beating 7-0[dumped]
-win gold 4 ha lyk bolt ? Na me run pass ?
-akpors is smart jor... Foolishly smart
Kikiki jst kiddin sha... I can do all dat 4 ma luv
Poems For ReviewRe: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Minaak47(m): 9:52pm On May 19, 2013
Vickii Ro: Sorry Big Deddy...I wantd u 2 do d "Schooling" sir
Hmmmm
Poems For ReviewRe: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Minaak47(m): 9:14pm On May 17, 2013
Br3nd4: Big deddy!! Vickii is illegally married! grin
Nah av paid up d bride price nd don every tin legal i need 2 do... So she aint illegally married 2 me
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come To Be On Nairaland? by Minaak47(m): 4:12pm On May 17, 2013
Vickii Ro: I'm sure he'll approve....Mina get ready 2 meet d big guy
U kw i cnt wait 2 meet him
Jokes EtcRe: Lets See Who Is Smart by Minaak47(op): 4:11pm On May 17, 2013
Flyboy Zee: Survivors would trek home grin


Buy a pineapple, climb up the tree with it, and come right down with the f**king pineapple grin grin


Simple, the ambulance guys would call in the Fire Service or Department. grin grin grin

#JustThinkingAloudAnyways#
Lolz
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come To Be On Nairaland? by Minaak47(m): 4:10pm On May 17, 2013
Am ever ready
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come To Be On Nairaland? by Minaak47(m): 3:36pm On May 17, 2013
Lolz...
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come To Be On Nairaland? by Minaak47(m): 3:28pm On May 17, 2013
Issshhh.... Realy cant rememba hw i got 2 kw nairaland... Bt i kw it has 2 do wit 1 of my numerous googlin... Signed up 4 sumtim nw bt aint dat active sha... Jst love d jokes nd comments....
Jokes EtcLife Before Computers by Minaak47(op): 2:42pm On May 17, 2013
-Window was a square hole
in a room.
-Application was something
written in paper.
-Mouse was an animal.
-Keyboard was a Piano.
-File was a important office
material.
-Hard Drive was a
uncomfortable road trip.
-Cut was done with Knife n
Paste was done with Glue.
-Web was spider's home.
-Virus was flu.
-mouse pad was a mice home
-Apple and Blackberry were
just fruits.
-A programme was a tv show.
-log on was adding wood to a fire.
-compress was sumtin u did 2 gabage not files.
-zip and unzip had 2 do wit ur zippers not files
Jokes EtcLets See Who Is Smart by Minaak47(op): 11:31am On May 17, 2013
1) If a plane crashes in forest... Where ar the surviours going to be buried
2) how do i pluck a pinapple 4rm its tree... Climb it or use a stick
3) if 3 houses are burning, how wud d ambulance put off the fire....
smart nairalanders lets see hw smart u realy are

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