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After you don invest your time and money,las las you chop breakfast,sorry SIMP MAN

That aspect where they will invite plenty people to come eat your food and drinks,after everything they will leave the bride and groom to face their problems in marriage,out of 100s wey come wedding maybe na only few go get time dey check on them

Killing yourself will not take Nigeria forward,you will only hurt yourself,put your family to stress,shame and forever anguish,do something with your life,na you create yourself wey you wan take kill yourself?

She has been waiting for you to say it,so she can active her mood of begging,small date she don dey sick,bro carry her go pharmacy or hospital as part of the date,sick and hungry child,tueh!

Na prank

Did they force you into marriage? Because you don't like sex that's reason for you to run away from your marriage.
I pity for the unborn baby, because he/she will be the one to suffer it.

uncleck:
You took her out on the 1st date and she refused to order anything, She asked you to give her the money instead so she could buy food as there is no food at home, What will you do?

This type of girl,you fit use 2packs of noodles to knack her destiny

Your preek done buy job

Ayjay44:
so suicide won’t cause my family pain abi

SEBI na you dey get urge to murder,to kidnap,i understand that we are all going through challenges of life,but guess what he gave us power over them,only if you believe,instead of having this kind urge,why not use your weakness to build your strength?
CHRIST IS THE KING👑

Nakashima:
did u slept in canada

Or u wan fly go there

I'll fly to sleep in CANADA

Ayjay44:
I have murder urges. I feel like kidnapping and taking ransom
Other times I feel suicidal. Constantly death lurking around me. Oh God

I wonder what will eventually kill me but I know d time is near

You have lost your mind for you to think this way,hey before you do that,think about yourself,think about your family,think about your freedom, it will cost you eternal pain,e better you commit suicide than to dey get urge to murder or kidnap,use your head.

I will first check time and location to see if am in CANADA

You still see one of them wey give you,ask your fellow man, Dem go say e no dey,man with scope

See the breasts as e fall like wall of Jericho.

As invitation or what? After wedding una go still dey spend the money?

Viare9:
MEN men men

I know they are coming for me but I will still spill it, your feelings doesn't concern me at all,

Men you are the heads of the family as such have powers, how can you suck toto with a mouth that you are suppose to use to take authority, eeeh,

"Can a woman even lick her own juice"?

The answer is no except l€sbians, a normal woman won't lick her juice, so why are you doing it as man, a full grown man that has powers to speak into his life,

Will be sucking what I don't understand, the most painful part of it is the titled men, kaiiii, you are K!ll!ng yourself by yourself oooo, stop it, if she is not satisfied with the knacking, let her go and buy turning stick to satisfy herself or better still call her dogs to suck it, stop it please,

Am channeling this particular post to titled men, respect your red caps and know your limit, ask your fathers, it's irritating to me as a lady seff, talk more of a man, I can't even stand to watch it's videos, if I come across one, because I find it irritating, it doesn't suit well with me bikonu, after sucking, your mouth will start smelling ikpu ikpu ikpu, and sometimes na atachiri ikpu seff una dey suck 🤣🤣🤣,

Am serious, please, don't come and tell me if you are clean down there it doesn't mean, Aunty if you like use hypo wash am, it means, stop reducing men to nothing, because of una s€xual desires,

Una go dey imagine what I don't understand, you will open leg and son of Adam will put head and start licking gini, tueeeh, aru, our fathers and mothers no do like this, am not saying it's not good to try out new things,

Am saying this particular sucking of toto should stop, men biko stop it, oginidi, a place that bring forth children, it's made to sacred not to be doing it anyhow, make una stop, now seff sickness is everywhere, you are still sucking

Una good night, come for me and cry😭😭

You sit down they advice your fellow man about toto,na wetin dey important to you be that,country hard na this one you they think,toto toto toto toto toto,una no dey tire?

No matter the condition,Nigeria still be Africa GIANT,no cap🧢

Something fishy going on

AllMight:
I've been attending this church for 2yrs, i played the sax and band. A month ago, i was told to teach this lady how to play the sax by the pastor's wife. Now this lady stays at their house. At times when i'm chanced i go to the pastor house to teach her, but most time i teach her during/after the chorister rehersal.

Nothing was going on between the two of us. But, i was surprised when last sunday, the MOG said he saw i and the lady in a revelation getting married. I laughed it off because im just 24 and nt yet ready for marriage. But he insisted i pray over it, through the week when i go to their house to tutor the lady, the wife do make subtle remark that i pretend nt to hear.

Then this sunday, the MOG said the lady is my wife from God that i need to listen to God before smtin bad happen to me. I'm nt in anyway interested in her. When i tried reasoning with the MOG, he said im only trying to rebel against God's will. He even threatened to send me away from the church. Please how do i go about it?

Some of these pastors think they are superior to God,so na only pastor God dey follow talk, bro don't let this pastors deceive you all in the name of religion, let him send you out..nonsense!

AllMight:
I've been attending this church for 2yrs, i played the sax and band. A month ago, i was told to teach this lady how to play the sax by the pastor's wife. Now this lady stays at their house. At times when i'm chanced i go to the pastor house to teach her, but most time i teach her during/after the chorister rehersal.

Nothing was going on between the two of us. But, i was surprised when last sunday, the MOG said he saw i and the lady in a revelation getting married. I laughed it off because im just 24 and nt yet ready for marriage. But he insisted i pray over it, through the week when i go to their house to tutor the lady, the wife do make subtle remark that i pretend nt to hear.

Then this sunday, the MOG said the lady is my wife from God that i need to listen to God before smtin bad happen to me. I'm nt in anyway interested in her. When i tried reasoning with the MOG, he said im only trying to rebel against God's will. He even threatened to send me away from the church. Please how do i go about it?

Some of these pastors they are superior to God,so na only pastor God dey follow talk, b don't let tthis person deceive you all in the name of religion, let him send you out..

efighter:
Useless parents will always have children they cannot take care of, and lazy youths like the OP will always post such nonsense here

You lack parental care, na why you dey spew nonsense.

EyeCumInPiss:
Let's do small arithmetic:

Bag of Brown Beans in 1983
=₦200
Bag of Brown Beans in 2024
=₦100,000

So Bag of Brown Beans increased 500times in 41years

So if we continue like this, in next 41years (year 2065), price of Bag of Brown Beans will be:
500×₦100,000 =₦50m

Sense no go kill you

Dey fool yourself

2special:
and you think she's perfect, that she's hardworking doesn't mean get sense.

No,I don't think she's perfect, nobody is perfect,it's her hard work am talking about here!

Na this type of lady I dey like, no be those ones lazy to work or cook, God bless all the good women out there.

You are generous, but your generosity don turn you too much.
Btw, that your babe dey spend your money for another guy wey dey knack her...wise up bro,don't be a FOOL!

You go dey trust woman, that kind behaviour shows that your woman no see you as anything,I doubt she listen to you.

That is where your village people hide your talent,don't give up, keep on smelling her pants

This kind of setting is full of violence, you will have to put your gas cylinder of front of your doormot to cook, na this kind setting house owner family dey live, you can't fry chicken dey call you ritualist, this kind setting you no fit bang your lady make she no go dey shout for neighbors to hear.na strong man dey live there ohh

Masturbation better pass RAPE

What her parents cannot give her, she wants that from me, e.g bag, phone, allowance, etc.