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I recently met this girl on ticktock and we exchanged Whatsapp contact. We talked almost everyday getting to know each other.

She is from Kogi state and she stays there too, I asked her about her parents and she told me that her mom stays in Lagos, that she wasn't in a good term with her mom which she didn't want to share with me. Okay cool.
You know as a guy I was already having feelings for her, because she's my type of girl.
So recently,I asked her these questions and these are her reply.
Guys what do you think should I eat and clean mouth based on her sense of reasoning?

Because you be Dodoyyo

She go sabi give head,better opueh

Material things lo ma pa awon girls yii.
Anyways you can pull let me drive crazy in my Lambo.
You need a song writer?
You can check me out.

Thank God nobody died.
It's easy to restore the restaurant, I hope the driver is capable and next time we'll open his eyes not to be careless.
Ire oo

A woman gave me doggy when I was going through depression.

Destroying the innocent boy life,all in the name of content.
Next generation go brutal!

If you want to go far in life,abeg I use God beg you,try dey fear women!

Na to put him toe inside her Toto remain

Wicked man,may your soul never rest in Peace!

Maybe na the Lady dey feed am,pay house and the necessary things wey better man suppose dey do.
Abi na prank,maybe the guy na simp from heaven,who knows.

Help your sister the best you can, to avoid continuous abuse from this animal, unless your sister won't last long before she kpai.
And funniest part the woman beater will be somewhere flirting different kinds of woman,while your sister dey chop beating like water, she needs help,she scared to speak out.
SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!

I feel sorry for your first wife.
Aferall you will blame it on the devil,wereyman

It is obvious that your fiancée and her mom hiding something for you,why are they reluctant to host the TM in your village, since both of you from the same state,why is it that they don't want to involve her dad's family?.
Bro shine your eyes, make dem no go use you. Don't be a simp!

You no get account number?
Guy you no fit arrest him because no be you give am money.

Useless man

Your so called friend is into illega mining and all of a sudden you want to be his PA because he showed you gigantic house and transactions?
You are too emotional with your message, he is your friend and he owe you nothing.
Someone you havent seen for 15years and you are throwing yourself at him because he is rich.
Baba use yourself,before dem use you

She is from the street, she belong to the street.
Some girls ready to give their favorite celebrity doggy on stage.

Life without woman,not complete.
We need each other.

The hairstyle is called Environmental sanitation hair,it helps in making anywhere she pass through clean

Merry100:
If dem neva beat one musketeer the rest no go just hear word, where in my post did the decoration you call eyes see that I'm not a virgin ?? from the way you're sounding bitter it shows that you be community prick. All this used things go just dey everywhere dey shook mouth for matter wey no concern them.

I no fit dey follow you drag talk.
Person like you no fit see husband,you need a submissive husband.
Where in Bible,or whatever you believe,for husband to be submissive to their wives?
Na person like you dey turn husband to mumu.
Bamboo dey work,monkey dey chop,abi how una take talk am?

Guys showed you excess knacking,now you want to settle for a virgin guy.
You wan use your corrupt mind and fish head,take spoil virgin guy career...ehnn babi

Yes,some women dey wey go love you for who you are,but before that kind woman love you for who you are,is either you dey knack her well,you dey give her advise,you are always there when she needs a shoulder,you know that type of woman no really need you to be extravagantly rich,they appreciate little things you do for them.
Make I no lie all these things wey I mention na inside movies I dey see am
I no sure say that kind woman go dey naija,especially LASIGIDI

Na weakling go kill himself because of Banny.
Suicide is not an option!!

Ouchbabe:
Be dropping quote untill you catch love

How do they catch love with empty pocket?

Ouchbabe:
Be dropping quote untill you catch love

Love not easy to catch

I fit manage AS,but SS.
I'll rather be single

SuperOnyi:






Now, I have to starve today . Next fine will be N10,000. Stick around.

God no go shame you.
But you owe me

SuperOnyi:




All sent .

I viewed porn by mistake .


7000 ÷ 3 = 2,333.33

Really, I thought you were joking.
Thanks,with this,you will stop in no time.

Na to go under bridge Agege,buy better cana loud for guys.
Na to design the nigga with bottles.
Na that time you go know say men mount.

$500 million should be enough.
He go shock you say no amount is enough, na why Elon musk,Dangote,Otedola and the rest Still dey find money