₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,165 members, 8,448,921 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 July 2026 at 05:58 AM

Toggle theme

Mipeesoft's Posts

Nairaland ForumMipeesoft's ProfileMipeesoft's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 (of 53 pages)

TravelRe: Help Needed To Locate Family Of Homeless Nigerian Lady Seen In Germany (video) by mipeesoft(m): 3:35pm On Aug 27, 2024
Is like village People don enter her matter, may GOD quickly intervene in her challenges 🙏
officialwdhtvv:
Assistance is needed in locating the Family members of a homeless Nigerian Lady spotted in Germany.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPvmoCOoM2M

We are sharing this information respectfully in the hope of locating the family of a woman who claims to be from Benin City.

According to an online post, she was previously in Lyon, France, but is currently homeless in Germany. We urge anyone with information about her or her family to come forward so that she can receive help.

#wetindeyhappentv
TravelRe: "I’m Begging You Nigerians Please Stop"- SA Man On His Knees Beg Nigerians (Vid) by mipeesoft(m): 8:12am On Aug 27, 2024
So Nigerian youths can unite and fight a meaningless cyber war but they're disunited when it comes to rising against their oppressors who have deprived them of their right to live a good life. What a country
officialwdhtv:
“Please I’m begging you Nigerians please stop, you guys have destroyed so many businesses in South Africa” - South African man on his knees beg Nigerians.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvFqJfTHjos
TravelRe: "I’m Begging You Nigerians Please Stop"- SA Man On His Knees Beg Nigerians (Vid) by mipeesoft(m): 8:12am On Aug 27, 2024
So Nigerian youths can unite and figh a meaningless cyber war but they're disunited when it comes rising against their oppressors who have deprived them of their right to live a good life. What a country
officialwdhtv:
“Please I’m begging you Nigerians please stop, you guys have destroyed so many businesses in South Africa” - South African man on his knees beg Nigerians.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvFqJfTHjos
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Drone Flies Into Poland & Nato’s Air Space Again (Photos) by mipeesoft(m): 9:11pm On Aug 26, 2024
Putin hypers work don land for you on nairaland😜
WriterNig:
https://static.themoscowtimes.com/image/article_1360/d4/37750773531_e907148a5d_k.jpg

During today’s Russian missile and drone attack on Ukraine, a Russian UAV breached Poland’s airspace before it went missing.

This was announced by the Operational Commander of the Polish Armed Forces, Maciej Klisz, who spoke at a press conference, an correspondent reports.

"We are probably dealing with an object that flew into the territory of Poland. The object was seen by at least three radars," Klisz said.

He added that the search for the “object” is in progress.

Zelensky on August 26, said that Russian army inflicted one of the most massive strikes on Ukraine since the full-scale invasion, involving over a hundred missiles of various types and nearly 100 Shahed drones.

According to Prime Minister Denys Shmyhal, 15 regions of Ukraine were affected by the attack that targeted energy infrastructure.

Among other targets, Russia attacked energy facilities in Lviv region, where power outages ensued.
CelebritiesRe: Adanma Luke Begs For Forgiveness Over Jnr Pope's Death by mipeesoft(m): 9:06pm On Aug 26, 2024
Eeeyahh... it's well, feeling your pains too😢. May GOD grant the dead peaceful rest.
Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX3BOG9On5c?si=lFvG35P6PnmCHsdU
PoliticsRe: Rice To The Rescue: How Tinubu Plans To Fix Nigeria One Grain At A Time by mipeesoft(m): 9:31am On Aug 26, 2024
I hope super eagles too will have their own RICE just like Declan RICE of England to solve all the enormous problems in our football😀😀😀😀.... yeye people
malali:
In a move that is nothing short of revolutionary, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the distinguished architect of modern Lagos and current commander-in-chief of Nigerian politics, has unveiled his masterstroke to solve all of Nigeria’s most pressing issues. No, it’s not a complex economic reform, nor is it a technological breakthrough. It’s rice. Yes, you heard that right. The humble grain that adorns every Nigerian party plate is now the golden key to unlocking Nigeria’s prosperous future.

Insecurity? Rice Will Save the Day!

First on the list is insecurity, a thorn in the side of our great nation. Why bother with expensive defense contracts, military strategies, or peace negotiations? Asiwaju’s solution is far more ingenious. Imagine Boko Haram insurgents and bandits laying down their arms, not because of any fear of retaliation, but because of the irresistible lure of a steaming bowl of jollof rice. “They will abandon their nefarious ways and embrace the warmth of rice diplomacy,” a Tinubu aide reportedly stated, with a seriousness that can only be matched by a plate of smoky, party jollof.

Unemployment? Just Add Rice!

Unemployment, another persistent problem, is about to meet its match. Forget vocational training or job creation schemes. Asiwaju’s rice distribution plan will turn every unemployed youth into an instant entrepreneur. With just a few bags of rice, young Nigerians can set up “rice kiosks” on every street corner. “Who needs skills when you have rice?” is the new mantra. And let’s not forget the ancillary jobs created in the rice distribution chain: the bag carriers, the vendors, and, of course, the eaters.

Healthcare? The Rice Prescription


Nigerians have long suffered from a lack of medical facilities, but that’s no longer a problem in Tinubu’s Nigeria. Hospitals? Clinics? Who needs them when you have rice? Asiwaju’s health policy will see patients being prescribed two cups of rice a day. “A bowl of rice in the morning, and your malaria is gone by evening,” proclaimed an optimistic government health official. And for those suffering from more severe ailments? Not to worry, just up the dosage.

Minimum Wage? Paid in Rice!

The debate over Nigeria’s minimum wage has been contentious, but Tinubu has the perfect solution: pay the minimum wage in rice. “Naira is overrated,” said a spokesperson. “With the fluctuating currency, rice is the only stable measure of wealth. Why demand a pay rise when you can demand a rice rise?”

Inflation? Rice Stabilizes Everything

As the cost of living continues to spiral, Nigerians have been crying out for relief. Enter Tinubu, with his economic theory that rice, being a staple, can stabilize everything. The new financial policy? Peg the value of the naira to a cup of rice. Economists are scratching their heads, but Tinubu’s team insists that when rice prices stabilize, so will the economy. Forget petrol; rice is the new black gold.

Power Outages? The Energy of Rice

NEPA (now euphemistically called “Never Expect Power Always”) has been the bane of every Nigerian’s existence. But what if the solution was as simple as a bag of rice? Asiwaju envisions a future where rice is used not just for consumption but as an energy source. “Rice-powered generators will light up every home,” a policy document declares. It’s unclear exactly how this will work, but if anyone can make it happen, it’s Tinubu.

Traffic Congestion? Rice Lanes to the Rescue

Lagos traffic, a nightmare of biblical proportions, is another problem that rice can apparently solve. The new plan? “Rice lanes” on major highways, where cars powered by rice-based biofuel will glide smoothly to their destinations. And for those who can’t afford biofuel, never fear: you can always barter your way through with a few cups of rice.

Education? Learning Through Rice

The education sector has not been left out. Asiwaju’s vision for Nigerian schools is a curriculum centered around rice studies. Students will learn mathematics by counting grains, geography by studying rice-growing regions, and history by tracing the origins of rice in West Africa. It’s a holistic approach to education that could only come from the fertile mind of Nigeria’s political sage.

The Rice Revolution

In all seriousness—or as much seriousness as this proposal deserves—Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s rice-based solutions are nothing short of groundbreaking. They promise to tackle everything from insecurity to traffic congestion, unemployment to education, all with a simple grain that has nourished generations. Of course, the details are a bit murky, and the logistics a tad ambitious, but when has that ever stopped a Nigerian politician?

So, as the nation waits with bated breath, we can only hope that Tinubu’s rice revolution will be the panacea Nigeria needs. After all, in a country where the absurd often masquerades as reality, who’s to say rice isn’t the answer to all our problems?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by mipeesoft(m): 8:12pm On Aug 24, 2024
This isn't Arteta first time of defeating Emery, he won double over Emery two seasons ago
davit:
At last, Arteta defeated Emry!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by mipeesoft(m): 8:10pm On Aug 24, 2024
grin
Afolavid:
You asked for a quote after the match.

Minimum of 2 goals? Still looking for the goals. Football isn't by emotions bro. I hope you've learnt your lessons.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by mipeesoft(m): 8:09pm On Aug 24, 2024
Trossard plays much better when he's sub
edogu:
Trossard should start ahead of Martinelli
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by mipeesoft(m): 8:06pm On Aug 24, 2024
Are you an arsenal fan?
helinues:
Goal Arsenal

0-1

Second time Odegard would be given that same pass to Saka
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 24th 2024 by mipeesoft(m): 8:05pm On Aug 24, 2024
cheesy
helinues:
We no get sickness or diseases for here. Thank you
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of The 19 Medical Students And A Doctor In Benue Caught (Photos) by mipeesoft(m): 8:02pm On Aug 24, 2024
They're still breathing because they will still be useful for apc come 2027 elections 😀
arimahoseloka:
Why are they still breathing angry
PoliticsRe: Man Goes Off On A Rant After Discovering That Son Of New CJN Is An Obidient by mipeesoft(m): 1:46pm On Aug 24, 2024
I hope you're enjoying your hunger and hardship that you brought upon yourself. You've not seen anything yet, this is just the beginning 😂
Sannisege:
Na lie. Peter Obi would never have sworn in this woman as CJN. Person wey use Igbo man as his campaign coordinator in sokoto state, na him go cum swear in Yoruba woman as CJN? See how this yeye boy almost cost his mother this exhaled seat. Foolish youngsters. I hope they are learning their lessons now.
PoliticsRe: Man Goes Off On A Rant After Discovering That Son Of New CJN Is An Obidient by mipeesoft(m): 1:41pm On Aug 24, 2024
So if you were in his shoes, you will definitely disown your mom on her glorious day just because of your political differences. I think you should be more ashamed for reasoning like a baby😂
madridguy:
Obidence are just shameless people. You are saying someone is not your president yet you carry cloth follow your mama go take his excellency handshake grin
PoliticsRe: Man Goes Off On A Rant After Discovering That Son Of New CJN Is An Obidient by mipeesoft(m): 1:37pm On Aug 24, 2024
If you weren't biased in your comment, you should remembered how you and your co apc supports bullied, abused GEJ and his supporters and threatened to make the country ungovernable for Jonathan in 2015. There's no harm in paying you back the same coin.
Difrent:
He has rights to his own thoughts and actions, he shouldn't be forced to take his mothers political views

But Obidiensts started this and we warned them then of the effects . You can't want everybody to vote for your candidate and those who don't are tagged igbos haters , targeted in cyber attacks ,bullied online and offline , blackmailed , their businesses destroyed , their endorsements cancelled ..... All because they want to exercise their right to freedom of choice just the way the Obidiensts are exercising theirs. No now , you don't do that In a democracy
PoliticsRe: Man Goes Off On A Rant After Discovering That Son Of New CJN Is An Obidient by mipeesoft(m): 1:28pm On Aug 24, 2024
So alot of we Yoruba youths that are supporting HE Peter Obi are now yoruba- iPob 😜😂😂😂😂😂 [quote author=Newlymarried post=131663088][/quote]
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Baptised, Becomes Born Again (Photos) by mipeesoft(m): 5:49pm On Aug 23, 2024
Good decision, but is that pu--y still tightly intact?😜
nlfpmod:
DJ Cuppy posted pictures from her recent water baptism at the Holy Trinity church in Brompton, UK, reflecting on her re-dedication.

In her caption, she wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/C_AtGoPI4qY/?igsh=bW55c3B5ZDA4b2hi
PoliticsRe: NNPC Replies Atiku Abubakar, Explains Acquisition Of OVH by mipeesoft(m): 11:21pm On Aug 22, 2024
It's only a fool that will be expecting the truth from an organisation that has made it a yearly routine of unjustly punishing over 200 million Nigerians, because of their selfish interest and incompetence over the control of God given resource to our nation. It would've been a sabotage to the irresponsible president if NNPC had admitted everything said by Atiku. They should keep doing it, a day is coming when the table will turn and the wind will blow out every secrets that have been kept.
iwaeda:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/imE5h5ohhLgX8Znc/?mibextid=oFDknk
HealthRe: How My Girlfriend Died In My House! by mipeesoft(m): 10:12pm On Aug 22, 2024
Seems females don't like di__ too 😜
EreluRoz:
All because of p, they like what they hate infact they die there 😂😂😂
Did you read the part he said they continued dating? Let me keep laughing 😂😂😂
HealthRe: How My Girlfriend Died In My House! by mipeesoft(m): 10:03pm On Aug 22, 2024
The 3rd lesson is even though everyone left you with your problem GOD was right there with you, He was only waiting for you to call upon Him.
KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.
RomanceRe: UAE Man Shares His Thoughts On Nigerian Women (video) by mipeesoft(m): 5:27pm On Aug 22, 2024
U dey craze for mentioning Abeokuta, Egba people don't take shit ok grin
officialwdhtvv:
Emirati shares his thoughts on Nigerian women especially those from Lagos and Abeokuta, Ogun State

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6ZdcZdmdyM
PoliticsRe: From Fuel Costs To Passport Fees, Nigerians Struggle Under Price Hikes by mipeesoft(m): 5:21pm On Aug 22, 2024
grin
anonimi:
If you want to wail ebiNpawa, do so with your open chest instead of this stylish bẹgbẹwọ̀ wailing. grin embarassed
PoliticsRe: From Fuel Costs To Passport Fees, Nigerians Struggle Under Price Hikes by mipeesoft(m): 5:16pm On Aug 22, 2024
Walahi you no get shame ooo, shey nah for dis kin thread you suppose put mouth, ogbeni, arakan Gaza ooo
CyrusVI:
I feel that The FG should give some explanations to why these things are like this

I know its a very big project that looks really promising, but FG should try carry us all along, so that naysayers can be on same page with us

PBAT!!!
Forward Ever
PoliticsRe: Voting Tinubu, One Of My Regrets In over 50 years of my life - Dipo Bello by mipeesoft(m): 7:56pm On Aug 21, 2024
Mr Bello I welcome you back to your senses, hopefully your act of regrets will be reflected in the next elections
politicoNG:
A Tinubu supporter laments


Dipo Bello


Iyaboawokoya


Dipo Bello
PoliticsRe: Rain, Lightning, Thunderstorms Caused Petrol Scarcity: NNPC by mipeesoft(m): 3:21pm On Aug 21, 2024
Even their supporters too are mad people grin
RZArecta:
Madness. Mad people everywhere in this government undecided
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Presidential Jet: Reno Omokri Fact-Checks Daily Trust by mipeesoft(m): 8:07pm On Aug 20, 2024
So Nigerians should die of hardship because Mr druggie presido want to ride presidential jet. Only God knows the kind weed that Mr monkery is smoking
AnonPoet:
https://newsdirect.ng/reno-omokri-exposes-daily-trusts-hypocrisy-over-new-presidential-jet/
Foreign AffairsRe: US President Still Using 34-Year-Old Plane But Nigeria Abandoned 19-Year-Old by mipeesoft(m): 5:55pm On Aug 20, 2024
He own don finish bi dat grin
goldfish27:
Tenant wey never pay house rent dey cook big turkey make landlord dey see
SportsRe: Super Eagles: Janne Andersson To Be Appointed New Head Coach by mipeesoft(m): 8:42am On Aug 20, 2024
grin
obonujoker:
With Tinubu at the helm, it will be zero, just like there Olympics
AgricultureRe: Ogun Government Launches Ambitious Rice Production Project by mipeesoft(m): 7:49pm On Aug 19, 2024
So why are Lagosians still complaining despite having one of the best performing governor in the countryhuh The issue is if the head is fixed other part of the body will align. The governors may have their shortcomings but the government at the centre holds much of the control.
tunjijones:
Everybody dey put eye for presidency but the worst set of politicians are the governors.

Like how has Ogun state being spending all the revenue they make...
Foreign AffairsRe: Senegal Successfully Launches First Satellite by mipeesoft(m): 9:04am On Aug 19, 2024
Let me help the guy on tifnubu achievement:
1. Fuel price from #200 to 850😜
2. Rice from 40k to 80k😜
3. 3 square meal now reduced to barely 2 square meal for a family😜
4. A government who's citizens are languishing in poverty, deemed it fit to lavishly spend on jets and yatch😜
5. Lawmakers on free spending for their upkeeps and 160m on vehicles😜
6. Kidnapping, banditry and UGM are too big for our security men to handle but they can easily overpowered peaceful protesters😜
7. The project of coastal road from Lagos to Calabar where free food will be served to all Nigerians after completion 😜
8. International embarrassment just because of an agreement between China and Nigeria😜
9. An unending hardship in the country under tifnubu 😜
10. Refineries will work before December 2023, 2024 December is approaching non is working yet😜
Tifnubu achievements are just enormous, so I mentioned few😜😜😜😜😜😜
ivolt:
First, list the measurable significant impact the 4 months administration has made.
CelebritiesRe: Buju Banton: 'I Am Igbo' - Jamaican Reggae Icon Reveals by mipeesoft(m): 11:01pm On Aug 18, 2024
Really? So you're happy that your fellow countrymen was disgraced in another country just because of your hatred for a particular region, mehn Igbos don suffer for dis country.
Vinnie2000:
Most Successful Blacks like to claim to be Igbo. smiley

Dats how that Beauty contestant Adeshina went to add Chidimma to her name. undecided

I like how South Africans dealt with her. sad sad

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 (of 53 pages)