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Jupxter:
NwaAmaikpe is completely something

As in

Rolex67:
Why should Mr eazi be on that list? he only has poor sense of dressing, his music are on point.

The award goes to Daddy freeze.

Na he lost it when he started running his mouth

purem:
Wizard kid wizkid

Wizkid is not a nuisance na

MostBanned:
Mumu thread

Now I understand ur name better

Airforce1:
Lol

Boss na joke ooooo

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Mr eazi: last year Mr eazi took Africa by storm by releasing bum bum which topped charts allover the country. Though of Nigerian descent he was based in Ghana. Trouble started looming with Mr eazi when he swallowed fowl yansh and started spilling trash. First he said he brought a new sound to d country then he also laid claim to making certain amount of money per month in a company only to discover he was only at the company as an IT student. And other numerous atrocities that had made him loose respect of Nigerian music lovers.

Daddy freeze: half caste and good looking. one would have expected him to be cool just as his name and looks implied. but no dis young man was busy constituting nuisance all over the media. His most popular drama has been fired against our preachers over tithe or no tithe.

Dino melaye: the ajekun crooner himself. Dino has undoubtedly been the most controversial politician of the year. He has been pressured with recall but he managed to scale through. He is known to flaunt his wealth on social media and also showing swags young boys of today can't boast of.

Eedris Abdulkareem: one of the pioneers of rap music. He has always been controversial all his career. Recently he has been in the news lately for bashing almost all the musicians in the country.

Governor okorocha : alias okoroawusa or okorostatue. He has made headlines throughout this year from his fight with FFK to the most recent moulding of statue and finally appointment of his sister as commissioner for happiness. He did all this despite owing the people of imo state.

Hushpuppi : who no Sabi Hushpuppi. He has been one of the most controversial people on social media this year. From flaunting unaccounted wealth to calling out our celebrities. Hushpuppi has had his own fair share of negative publicity this year.

Bobrisky: and our own very male Barbie. Talk of being disgusting, annoying this guy has it all. He is known for attracting publicity through reasons that can be found irritating.

Extras: pretty Mike, Tonto dike, fayose, Lai Mohammed, dammy krane, shatta Wale et AL.

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Speed darlington 2016.
Vic o 2015
Maheeda 2014

Nairaland nuisance of the year.

AIRFORCE1: starboy of nairaland. This young man has shown to us how display of stupidity can be so entertaining. After a failed career in music, he probably couldn't get over his fantasies of being a star. Now 29 he still dreams of having a hit in an industry dominated by age mates to his younger ones.

NWAAMAIKPE : u just can't help but give it up to this man. Another entertaining display of madness. This man just confirmed that mad people can be so intelligent. I only scroll down to see his comment in any thread. Keep up d madness.

The year 2017 no doubt was a year full of drama from popular people in the country ranging from our celebrities to socialites to politicians. Most of these drama has occurred as a result of suffering from attention seeking syndrome (A. S. S). here is a list comprising of seven Nigerians that has made the headline throughout the year 2017 for all the wrong reasons.



Lalasticlala mynd44

IamLaura:
Cumcumber won't break ur heart or cheat or you.
It won't give u sexually transmitted diseases or unwanted pregnancy.
It won't use and dump you.
It won't increase ur body count.
It is a lot bigger than what some real "men" have to offer so abeg grafuo!

According to ur description I won't b wrong to call myself a cucumber

QueenSekxy:
you think every guy out there is a he-goat.

the fact you have chosen to be sexing around to avoid being called whatever,doesn't mean other guys out there have such low self esteem..

So guys that sex around has low self-esteem abi

PastorLucifer:
Will the desperate cucumber crew ever admit it?

I wonder o

Flexherbal:
Everyman to his opinion!

Mmmm

strong766:
big lie. I belv u are the one that made this up....

True talk man

joseo:
That's not totally true......what if the guy has a good spiritual and moral up bring where no sex before marriage is preached...




there are ways of finding out if a guy is OK down there or not......it's not just agreeing or disagreeing to sex before marriage.

So what are the ways ooo

PastorLucifer:
Don't mind women.

Confused lot.

When you ask them for sex, they'll call you a perv & say you are "obssessed with sex".

Leave them alone for just 2 weeks and they say "you have another gf", "you're no longer interested in me" bla bla bla.

What do these creatures actually want?

If u study women u can't pass

shammahyaro:
I'm currently in a relationship.. it's been 3 years n no sex... life isn't all about copulation

. U sure say u no dey play away game

JacksonD7:
Mega False. Some guys are truly not interested in sex before marriage.

Dem swear for them?

PastorLucifer:
Don't mind women.
Confused lot.

I tell u

ClitoPen:
Hmmm...not always true

Really?

True.




Lalasticlala, mynd 44

McBrooklyn:
You wanna put those dîldo manufacturers outta business...

Na them suppose put us out of business abi

Lolz





lalasticlala

SKhanmi:
Go out often especially to events, you'll be surprised the number of ladies you'll meet or you can just simply siddon for inside house dey wish for miracle.

As my Monica implies ryt

pcguru1:
Oh then apologies for my statement, there are cool girls on NL Evaberry is one of such, she's a good person

Really buh she's kinda "all over d place"

lefulefu:
Its not a must u must date from nairalan.afterall babes dey ur church,ur workplace,ur school and ur neighbourhood abi? No matter how an indoor guy u are u must always go to school or ur place of work.abi u just inside ur room 24/7 ?

Jez finished nysc and it's making things worse

pcguru1:
This bolded statement got me in shock, so you've already decided and asserted that Nairaland girl are ugly because its a common thing said here. I will advice you to remove that line as it questions your own intelligence.

Not like dat bro just wanna add some wit to the post

xendra:
are nairaland guys not also ugly? .

Buh u admitting u girls re ugly right?

rawpadgin:
Currently dating a female nairalander's younger sister

Weird right?

Well, this is what happened

She collected my number from a thread here & we started chatting, her phone got bad & she used her sister's phone to chat me up

Few months after, i & her sister started chatting & the rest as they say is history

She was pissed wen she learnt about my relationship with her sister but........ Shit happens

Wow wish it could work 4 me also

Johnpaul01:
Mumu OP, Mumu Post, Mumu Thread, am off


Wait, before I forget, Mumu anybody that will push this nonsense to FP, and Mumu anybody that will quote me insultingly

Mumu johnpaul sef

Akkord4gov:
U started well and I was thinking that you maybe sincere and wanna give u few tips until u said most people claim nairaland girls are ugly,kuku say u created this thread to throw tantrum. smh

Oya sorry na joke

xendra:
are nairaland guys not also ugly? .

Naaa we all look good