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KelvinGraphics:
Miracy??

Oh my!!
My oga @ the top... . It's been a long time oooo.... how's you??

Lala247:
U join teamtwaci lol

Lol... Lemme think about it

My ogas at the top have to decide

Lala247:
Miracy oh wow ur hot .. Lol dat skirt is nice i want it

Awwww.. . And you're soo sweet

No flablem at all.. . The skirt will be yours on one condition

Johneyhaz:
thank you ma

You're guided

Microflux:
Hi, miracy i lost my sim card. So i lost ur contact. Pls get back to me i nid to enquire some things abt the resumption stuff plls cal or whats app me on 07037954874.
Thanks


Reply ASAP.

I've sent you a message already....we'll talk better on whatsapp!

Johneyhaz:
All hail Miracy.... december 2013 queen


Come give your blessing

God bless you front and back + roundabout

You're doing a great job here... . Keep it up sir!!

Solexy96:
Hello fellas, how y'all doing? Hope you are getting prepared for resumption. I can see that you've all been making good use of the thread for enquiries and likes. Information is vital for success(something that a few of us, stalites, missed and a few of you, freshers, still will).

I commend my fellow colleagues who have been rendering every bit of help they could to ensure that y'all have a stress-free resumption... God bless them...

I sight the lawyer(in the making), ex-miss nairaland and fellow colleague, miracy. How hibernation dey go for house na?

Boss mi i greet you... How's you??

As in ehn...It's needed. I'm enjoying myself at home jawe... I cannot come and goan die jawe

MockinJay:
But u said, "U don break my heart!" goes to show, I once had it.

I'll jump to MizAlero o! I also like medical students.

Huh??
You never had it... You shot it from a distance and it got shattered

MockinJay:
I typed what I thought u really meant.

Why did you type a thought i never thought

Offense number 3013772

MockinJay:
Marathon? Abuja? I can't!

But this won't affect our newly found love..ryt?

Newly found love for where??
For this life or the one to come?? ?

emaculate99:
I just dey rock for here oooo even my head don become rock as I dey rock my head for rock....

Lol... better no let rock rock your head finish cos cons law, contract, legal system and the likes go rock your brain wella when we resume

emaculate99:
question for the gods

MockinJay:
Anything




Huh hmmm *scratches head* hmmm. Is the road to Abuja wheelchair accessible?? No?? *shoots my knee cap* Didn't I mention? I'm crippled from birth

Lmao... . Don't tell me youre not man enough

9blast:
million dollar question

Lol

MockinJay:
Fixed..No no don't thank me. It was my pleasure.

I guess this why I like lawyers..they never cease to come short during an argument.

Chisoz!!!! Chimoh!! !! !
This guy is a criminal.... hian!!!

The combined effort of NAFDAC, FBI, CIA, KGB and MOSSAD is needed.. ..

MockinJay:
I can change..I will change. Please, give me a chance to prove it.

*steals a current affair from the vendor* (another offence? )

It's gonna be a start, I know. I will get acquainted with everything politic in nature.

Hahahaha.... I'm blushing oya what else can you do for me??









Can you embark on a marathon trek to abuja to inform buhari that you wish to date a Lawyer? ??

emaculate99:
super glue is #20 now

Lol.. . Emmaculate!! !
What's up now??. .. Hope you're enjoying the break? ?

MockinJay:
The same law stood still while people suffer. I think what I did is a necessary evil to justify a good cause.

If the Penalty involves me locked up in a cell while u watch..so be it cuz there's no place I rather be..even if it's a few steps away

But the law isn't to be blamed but the lawmakers. .. The government. .. you and i for not making the right decision to effect change.

If you really wanna help... Then you should do it the right way and not in a way that will end you in jail.. .. Do you know how many people you might have hurt while trying to please others?

You think say i go stand dey watch you for cell.. . For your mind.. . You never hear say love is not blind anymore but can see now ?

MockinJay:
I mean, if you like Politics then yes, I love Politics.

Just kidding, I don't!!

*sigh* too bad.. . You just broke my heart

MockinJay:
I robbed a bank to help the homeless children.

Mmmm.. . But the law says thou shall not steal
So, Mr MockinJay, you have to face the penalty of your action.

MockinJay:
Oh I see.

Nope. I don't know her name. I try not to get involve with anything politic. A wild guess though would be Aisha.
Why do u ask? Is this part of your test?

A quick question, is MizAlero a law student?

Lol.. . Was it a test?? Mmmmm.... figure it out

Seriously?? You don't like politics??

babysmart:
Lolz

Choose wisely... Huh??

MockinJay:
You remember that bank robbery that made front page years ago? I...I.....I... was a part of the team. We did it out of compassion for the homeless children. You see, they needed a place to call home, a roof over their skinny head and for once, a rug underneath their skinny pale legs. We did it so they could see another day without hearing "Give me all u got!!" or "I have nothing to spare". We robbed the bank three times. The last one was for me though. The price tag on an xbox in Jumia surpassed my savings.

The second was for their school fees. I don't mean to brag but I do care

Can you please summarize in one sentence??

MockinJay:
I wrote u a poem. It's only fair u write back.

It's just like I'm giving u money. Are u not suppose to pay back ni?

And the test?

Did i beg you to write a poem for me?

Hahaha... I'm not obliged to pay back any money given to me willingly

Hey! Do you know the name of Buhari's wife??

Timmytimmy:
Lmao...

Ignore most of the things I say on this thread. I'm usually not serious.

Anyway, you're taken? Where did they take you to?

Omole's house

babysmart:
no bedspace for me o...I don't evn want again sef *if things wrk according to plan*

Y do u like dat moz sef

No bedspace for you, why??
Mmm. .. you're staying in town??

Cos i stayed and had a lovely experience there.. . You can't get bored... You'll always be informed... you'll get to meet different people from different backgrounds. .. You'll learn new and weird things... You're gonna have a different view of life... you'd get frustrated and happy at the same time.... Every orientation you need to get as a fresher can only be gotten from moz(female hostel).. . You'll surely enjoy moz101....the frenzy mode of anglomoz at night is always cool...lotta programs will be held at anglomoz.. . You'll surely find people of same mindset .. .moz is always the centre of attraction for awo guys, aro is fun! No dullingg moment mehn!.. .. I'm damn sure that you're gonna learn a whole lotta things and have lotta fun...
If you don't stay in moz as a fresher then you've missed alot!

MockinJay:
A test? To earn ur love..I WILL do all it takes.

Hope my past criminal records are not considered for this test..ryt?

Mmmm... past criminal records? ? Interesting

Oya what crimes did you commit? ? Let's start from there...

Remember ****anything you say#type# will be used against you.. ... .

MockinJay:
Oh.

You owe me a poem then

when did i promise to write you a poem?

Timmytimmy:
My dear Miracy, the greatest expressions of love aren't usually romantic songs or poems or eulogies.

Sometimes, we see love being carried in the intensity of what a person is willing to do for us.

The young man would kill for you if need be. Can't you see that?

Hahahaha.. . . Can you do such??

MockinJay:
From the moment I set eyes on you, I knew you were mine and me..yours. In your eyes, I see a future for both of us. A future graced with love and color. A future where I get to call you Love. The terror of my fists shall find its way to anyone that tries to harm you. You are not just a miracle, dear, you are my Miracy.

Smooth enough?

Lmao.. . Lwkmd ooooo.. . Omo mehn see poem.. .what a wonderful skill you've got you mean business ooo... oya nao. .. Let's go there ****

Just as you know, lawyers don't settle for less... You gonna pass through some tests... Ready?

MockinJay:
Hehehe no thanks.

U r the one I want

Lol... I'm taken ooo

9blast:
seconded! Offering to kidnap and murder a lawyer's spouse? That aint right or smooth #just saying

Wagbayi!!...well typed#