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Culture / Re: What Does Ur Native Name Means? by misa001(m): 9:42am On Apr 16, 2010
Mine is grate Mallam grin
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Kidnaps Himself To Avoid Marriage by misa001(m): 9:34am On Mar 18, 2010
well, he should have just call off the wedding for that reason or no reason.
He is entitle to his opinion.
Phones / Re: Beware Of The Following Phone Numbers: by misa001(m): 12:59pm On Jan 19, 2010
@poster
Thanks Mann.
I just inform my Baby about the Numbers, and she told me she as was a victim last week.
To all, lets all spread the Info, so we could save our friends, family and Love once.
Jokes Etc / Don't Copy If You Can't Paste! by misa001(m): 9:37pm On Jan 08, 2010
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ", and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water



grin grin grin
Career / Re: GTBank Vs Zenith Bank by misa001(m): 9:32am On Dec 23, 2009
well as for me, GTB has a high rate in terms of customer relations and management.
Zenith Bank is a big bank not for ordinary people, they are doing good but not with customers with hundreds of thousand.
Food / Which Is Consume More Coka Cola Or Cigarette? by misa001(m): 9:20am On Dec 23, 2009
An argument arose among us on the fact that Coka cola is being consume daily in Nigeria more than cigarette, NLanders I need your opinion.
Jokes Etc / Re: Guess My Age by misa001(m): 1:14pm On Dec 14, 2009
Ya i guess u're d man and u actualy wanted some one to play with ur balss
Romance / Re: Her Mum Is Offering Me 50k To Leave Her Daughter Alone by misa001(m): 10:35am On Dec 14, 2009
Mr Ray, If your story is real, then act like a true Nigerian.
1st find your girl
2nd strategieze on how to collect in millions from her mother.
when you do these get back to me I will tell you what to do next.

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