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baybeeboi:
well.
not met a girl that deserves all that yet...
Still patiently waiting

keep waiting sha....

eesy:
thank Gad she has finally transformed to a man @dechandel

heheheheh

In my experience, the battle with masturbation is a
battle of faith . Behind any habit is a belief system
that fuels it. We must replace the old belief system
with a new one. We must fight this fight of faith on
three fronts: (1) in our triggers; (2) in our bodies;
and (3) in our deepest longings.
Triggers
There are different kinds of triggers: external and
internal. An external trigger might be spotting a
racy billboard on the way to work or a seeing a
plunging neckline. Learning to bounce our eyes
away from these sort of triggers can be very
helpful. But it is our internal triggers that are the
hardest to run from, because they are…well…in us.
Like the gentleman quoted above, the trigger
might be stress. We might turn to masturbation as
our refuge, our stress-reliever. Stress and anxiety
ultimately come from our reactions to stressful
situations or circumstances. Why do we react to
stressors the way we do? We react with stress
because of what we believe about the stressors,
the significance we place on them. We need to ask
ourselves: What do I believe that makes this
situation or circumstance or condition stressful for
me? Identify what lies you believe about the
stressor and then diligently replace those lies with
truth.
Our trigger might be envy. We might see our
friends with their loving marital relationships and
think: “I wish I was married,” or “I wish my
marriage was more intimate.” We may turn to
masturbation as a substitute for what we really
want. Again, we must ask ourselves: What do I
believe my sex drive is for? Is it to grasp at selfish
pleasure, or is to pursue oneness in marriage?
Our trigger might be anger at God. Perhaps we are
dissatisfied at the way our life has turned out, so
we blame God. We turn to masturbation as our
own private activity that grasps for a pleasure all
our own, a corner of life we claim as wholly ours, a
way to rebel. Again, the battle is one of faith: Why
do we believe God owes us anything? Why do we
think we ought to get what we desire?
The Body
Our sex drives will inevitably build up physical
tension, but it is our reaction to that tension that
matters most. What are we believing that makes
masturbation seem like the only way to release
the build-up of testosterone? For single men God
has created built in release mechanisms: either
nocturnal emissions or absorption. For married
men God has provided sex as a means of marital
intimacy. Do we believe these systems are God-
given means of taking care of our bodily drives, or
do we believe masturbation is the only way? We
must repent of our beliefs about masturbation and
praying for a non-sinful release of tension in our
members.
Longings
For many sexual pleasure is the ultimate escape
from reality. Like a drug, it provides a fantasy
world where we can forget our sorrows or our
boring lives. Instead of using masturbation as an
escape from reality, we must learn the habit of
escaping into reality, into God Himself. This,
again, taps our faith. Do we believe God is an all-
satisfying Being? Do we believe it is our chief
purpose to glorify God and enjoy Him forever? ...Jesus is coming soon..

guys na wa oh..

yorex2011:
Not everything...its actually annoying sef.... Especially the latter points

don't worry op is soon going to get the once that will please you.

LadyX:

close ya mouth oh.there could be flies around oh...winks..

yorex2011:
Whats all dese... Then all d girls wud nw come in here shouting op is on point.... Crap

Isn't the op on point??

LadyX:
I checked. It says male. It's just that you presented so well (sounds a real girl

I am going to get married someday.

BrightEye:
Another stupid words!

mchtwwww

dechandel:
Amebo

simple question u no fit answer.

BrightEye:
What a stupid question?
Must man always cry?
I feel painful emotions and sympathy from within, but i am not gifted in shedding tears........ And am not the only one!

gifted u say?u av got me rolling

dechandel:
Lol
That guy is something else..
And its quite funny that his daily comments on Nl is with our names

Lemme now see how he is gon be crushing on a guy

a beg wet in be moniker

LadyX:
OP You sound like a real girl Are you a girl?
Good presentation skills

No. 2 & 5 got me laughing

don't you have mb to check my profile..

BrightEye:
interesting.....
I can't remember when i cry last sha..

r u human

dechandel:
I am looking for a wife..
Submit your c.v now!!

Lemme know if mrhard. Or wetin him name be again go rest na

who be Mr hard..

dechandel:
In other words,We shouldnt have a life cause of our girlfriends??

na so??

hmmmmm

1. Don’t flirt with other girls.
If your girl is with you, don’t let her
catch you looking at another girl. If
you have a lazy eye, you better see a
doctor so there is no confusion as to
where you’re looking. Girls will bitch-
slap you and the ho you rode in on,
and don’t even try saying it’s your
cousin or some shit
2. Don’t be jealous of her guy friends .
Your girl should be able to have guy
friends. Just because you know these
guys are still fighting to get out of
the friend zone is no reason to be all
controlling. No one wants that.
Where’s the trust? But, remember;
don’t even think about giving some
other girl so much as a winkie face.
Got it?
3. Don’t ignore your girl’s texts.
If you are playing Call of Duty you
better pause and reply to your girl’s
message immediately. It only takes a
couple of seconds to text, “playin
cod. brb”. It’s totally worth getting a
virtual cap in your ass, as opposed to
the very real one you will get if you
wait until your game is over to reply.
4. Don’t let it go to voicemail when
she is returning a missed call from
you.
Girls are busy and sometimes miss
calls. When they get around to calling
you back, answer the damn phone.
They know you are just playing a
stupid game and punishing them for
not answering when you called them.
5. Don’t get into fights.
If some other guy is trying to move in
on your girl, don’t punch the guy.
Omg! She was just talking to him.
You freaking caveman.
6. Don’t let other people be
disrespectful to her.
If your friends or cousin say
something disrespectful to your girl,
you better stand up for her. A real
man doesn’t stand idly by while his
girl is being insulted. It’s ok to come
to blows as long as it’s in her honor.
7. Don’t “like” other girls on
Facebook.
Check your status, you already have a
girlfriend. Don’t blow up some slut’s
notification. The space on your wall
is reserved for your girl only.
8. Don’t start drama on Facebook or
Twitter.
Just because some guy makes a
comment on your girl’s page is no
reason for you to start a Twitter war.
It’s embarrassing. Besides, he’s just a
friend.
9. Don’t blow her off to hang out with
your friends.
If you’re busy with your friends all
the time, then you have no time for
your girl. She just wants to see you
and spend time with you. If you never
see each other, what’s the point in
dating?
10. Don’t try to keep her from
hanging out with her friends.
She’s not going to drop her friends
just because she has a boyfriend
now. What kind of friend does that?
Not a good one. So, don’t be so
suffocating. She needs her space and
time with her girls.
11. Don’t give other girls your
clothes.
Even if your girl is standing right
beside you and gives you permission
to loan your hoodie to a girl during a
snow storm… don’t do it. Your girl is
the only one allowed to steal your
clothes. It makes them feel closer to
you. Are trying to let that skank feel
closer to you by letting her wear your
hoodie?
12. Don’t just say “ok” when your girl
says she’s fine.
When you ask your girl if something
is wrong and she says, “I’m fine,” or
“Nothing.” Don’t just say, “Ok.” You
should keep asking. Besides, if you
really cared she wouldn’t have to tell
you. You would know what’s
bothering her… you inconsiderate pig.
13. Don’t pry into her business if she
doesn’t want to talk about it.
Honestly, do you have to be so
clingy? Respect her boundaries. If she
wanted you to know what’s going on
with her, she would tell you.
14. Don’t say another girl is pretty.
Even if your girl says, “That girl is
pretty, isn’t she?” You don’t even
agree. You say, “Not as pretty as you
are, baby,” or “What girl?” Know that
if you mistakenly agree that she is
pretty; your girl will snap back, “Well,
if you think she’s so pretty, why
don’t you just date her?” You will
then spend the rest of the time
groveling.
15. Don’t acronym your feelings when
you text.
There’s a difference between “i<3u”; “i
luv u”; and “I love you”. If you really
loved her, you would take the time to
spell it out.
16. Don’t take so long to text back
when you are talking to your girl.
When you take too long between
replies she is wondering what is more
important than talking to her. Who
else are you talking to? Is it that girl
you thought was so pretty at the mall
the other day? Really, if you think she
is so pretty, just date her.

1. Money won't prevent crying
Women in wealthier, Western
economies cry much more than women
in poorer countries where women have
fewer rights, says Dr. Ad Vingerhoets, a
clinical psychology professor at Tilburg
University in the Netherlands, as quoted
by The Wall Street Journal .
2. Crying is not the same in every
language
There's a distinct melody to the way
people cry in different cultures. It's like
linguistic differences: Germans
emphasize the first syllable in the word
"papa," while the French stress the
second. Newborns come into the world
all crying the same way , according to a
German study published last year in the
journal Current Biology . But as they
grow up, they're socialized to a
culture's specific manner of weeping.
3. Big boys do cry ...
Men cry less than women in our society,
but as men age, they tend to cry more
easily. They might simply be "provoked
by altruism, camaraderie, and issues of
morality," says Dr. Vingerhoets, as
quoted by The Wall Street Journal.
4. ... and in the past, they cried even
more
Men are discouraged from crying from
boyhood, but it wasn't always that way .
Professor Tom Lutz traces the change to
the industrial revolution, when mostly
male factory workers were discouraged
from letting emotions get in the way of
their productivity. Men, including Jesus,
cry in the Bible. "Male tears are the
norm," Lutz says, as quoted by the
Journal , "and males not crying is recent
historical aberration."
5. There's science behind men's
distate for women's tears
Men detect a unique chemical
component in the tears women let loose
when they're sad, and it discourages
them from feeling sexually aroused,
according to a study published in the
journal Science . "Chemical signaling is a
form of language," says Dr. Noam Sobel,
as quoted in The New York Times .
"Basically what we've found is the
chemo-signaling word for 'no' — or at
least 'not now.'"

make me self book space..

VickyRotex:
Hehheehe.... Chaiiiiii.... Bet Nairaland no need credit na . No be sey you go call me tell me na.... Oya tell me 1st, I go come send am after.

na me de sell am na..send me card make I send am for u..

Skillfullulu:
U fall my hand, what's this for

bros carry you hands up jor

busterr:
im coming

m waiting..

When it comes to our bodies, we have friends and
enemies in unknown places. Creepy things are eating
away at us as we speak, and that random itch . . . may
be a little bit more than just an itch.
Get ready for ten creepy facts that will make it nearly
impossible to avoid getting paranoid about your body!
10 Tiny Friends
Are you familiar with that little annoying eye-twitch
that you get sometimes? This mini muscle spasm
occurs more often in people who see eye to eye with
the surprisingly common eyelash mite .
About half of the world’s population keeps these little
critters in their lashes. Pull out a few eyelashes, view
them under a microscope, and get ready to meet Mr.
Mite: he’s about one third of a millimeter in length,
and survives by feeding on your skin cells and oils.
Except for making your eyes itchy, the common
eyelash mite doesn’t really do any harm. Getting rid of
them involves sketchy treatments with tea tree oil,
which you could try—if you not only want to get rid of
your mites, but also your otherwise-healthy eyeball.
Incidentally, Mr. Mite also leaves a good amount of
poo around your eyelids. Tea tree oil sound more
tempting now?
9 Your Face Is a Death Zone
The blood vessels in your face are close friends of the
ones at the base of your brain. This means that the
facial vessels transport a blood flow to the brain
vessels, and that infections in the T-zone of your face
can get the bad stuff in your blood to a bad place in
your head.
So if you enjoy the great satisfaction of popping spots
in the T-zone on your face, or if you like to dig
around inside your nose, scratch around a bit and
cause an infection, you could end up killing yourself .
Damaging your skin in the Triangle of Death on your
very own face poses a high risk of infection.
8 The Attack of the Inner Ear
Listen to your favorite Stevie Wonder records if your
ear starts ringing, or if you notice small lapses in your
hearing every now and then. You may soon join the
ranks of those with impaired functions. AIED is a
condition in which the autoimmune system in your
body starts attacking your ear—and it can be difficult
to treat, if it goes unnoticed for long enough . The
onset of AIED is difficult to define; more often than
not, the sufferer’s hearing will be damaged before
treatment can begin.
7 Flesh-Eating Bacteria
More and more people are suffering from Necrotizing
Fasciitis , or NF. This not-so-jolly condition occurs
most often in people with suppressed immune
systems, such as those suffering from a lot of stress,
or maladies such as diabetes.
But hey! Don’t feel left out just because you’re leading
a relatively happy and healthy life; drinkers and
smokers are at risk too. A wide range of bacteria can
cause this flesh- and tissue-destroying disease, and
NF is becoming more common. About seventy percent
of all people suffering from NF—diagnosed and
undiagnosed—may die.
6 Exploding Eyes
Fuchs’ Corneal Dystrophy often goes unnoticed until
it’s way too late. Only one percent of the population
has this eye disease, but the most unfortunate ones
can experience a very dramatic eyeball explosion. So
what happens? The gel inside the eyeball starts to fill
up the cornea, the pressure builds, and pop!
If you find this happening to you, you’ve got your
parents to blame; at least one of them passed the
gene on to you.
5 You Could Become a “Tree”
Human Papillomavirus (HPV) is one of the most
common sexually transmitted infections; its
consequences can include genital warts which, if left
untreated, can leave you with skin resembling the
bark of a tree . Tests do not always clearly show
whether or not you are infected, and by what strand of
HPV.
4 Renegade Stomach Bacteria
After you die, your stomach remains a happy place:
the bacteria within it can outlive you. Responsible for
such wonderful phenomena as after-death farts and
intestinal rot, they feed on lactic acids and all the
other goodness that remains inside your gut. And if
you had a big meaty meal before dying, they’ll stick
around even longer—apparently trying to make sure
that your body will bloat and smell as much as
possible.
3 Your Navel is a Rainforest
Scientists recently discovered that your dinky navel
may harbor the same kind of bio-diverse bacterial
ecosystem that is most often found in a rainforest. The
Micrococcus species is particularly happy around the
surface of your navel, where they cling to your flesh
and live on oxygen.
The average bellybutton houses around sixty-five
different species of bacteria. Of course, although an
unclean, moist, and warm bellybutton might be the
happiest home, your bacteria may also travel to other
places on your body, such as the dangerous Triangle
of Death and perhaps also your nasal cavities.
2 Your Body Misses Its Worms
People have always carried worms in their bodies, and
one theory has it that autoimmune diseases such as
Crohn’s are the results of the body readying itself to
fight worms that are no longer present in our species.
Hookworms are being used in trials to treat a variety
of immune diseases, to see if the body aims its attack
on the worms instead of the organs inside the body.
1 Death-By-Snoozing
As if suffering from the common condition called
Sleep Paralysis is not bad enough (you can’t move,
and may feel like there is some kind of demon sitting
on your chest), you could also meet your maker
thanks to this condition! Sudden Unexplained
Nocturnal Death Syndrome (SUNDS) can occur in
those who experience a myocardial infarct. This would
usually be very painful, and would most definitely
wake you up—but if your cardiac muscles and
diaphragm are paralyzed, you don’t stand a chance.
So much for hoping to die in your sleep!

The word "queue" is the only word in the English
language that is still pronounced the same way
when the last four letters are removed.
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and
worms like fried bacon.
Of all the words in the English language, the word
'set' has the most definitions!
What is called a "French kiss" in the English
speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in
France.
"Almost" is the longest word in the English
language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a
vowel.
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public
hanging for the murder of a child
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head
cut off!
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
There is a city called Rome on every continent.
It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious
admirals was throughout his life, never able to find
a cure for his sea-sickness.
The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all
important meetings of the University of London
Right handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year,
everytime you breathe!
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your
feet!
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different!
The first known transfusion of blood was performed
as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused
two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Most dust particles in your house are made from
dead skin!
The present population of 5 billion plus people of
the world is predicted to become 15 billion by
2080.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE
testicle.
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey
found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been
tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a
"Friday the 13th."
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t
added to it.
On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a
minute.
More people are killed each year from bees than
from snakes.
The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles
long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
More people are allergic to cow's milk than any
other food.
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves
from blowing sand.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads
enables it to see all four feet at all times!
The six official languages of the United Nations
are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and
Spanish.
Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church
in Nebraska, USA.
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you
become an adult, you only have 206.
Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find
any food!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000
years old!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13
seconds
Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of
cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once
every three months, whether she needed it or not
Slugs have 4 noses.
Owls are the only birds who can see the colour
blue.
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for
69 years!
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
The average person laughs 10 times a day!
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
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One of these amazing, but useless facts is false. Do
you know which one?

1.Pluto Is Smaller In Surface Area Than Russia
2. Nintendo Began As A Trading Card Company
3. The Milky Way Would Be The Size As The
United States If The Sun Were The Size Of A
White Blood Cell
4. Every Grain Of Sand On Every Beach In The
World Is Smaller Than The Number Of Stars In
The Sky
5. There Are Over A Million Ants For Every
Human On Earth
6. The Total Weight Of Those Ants, However, Is
The Same As All Humans
7. It Rains Diamonds On Saturn
8. Ten Percent Of All Photos Taken Were Shot
During The Past Year
9. You Have A Likelier Chance Of Being Killed
By A Vending Machine Than A Shark
10. Armadillos Usually Give Birth To
Quadruplets
11. The Unicorn Is Scotland’s National Animal
12. Plastic Flamingoes Outnumber Real
Flamingoes
13. Strawberries Are Not Berries
14. Bananas ARE Berries
15. There Is Enough Water In Lake Superior To
Cover All Of North And South America
16. An Octopus Has Three Hearts
17. There Are More Bacteria In Your Body Than
Body Cells
18. Only One Country Stands Between Norway
And North Korea
19. Rome, Italy Isn’t As Far South As New York
City
20. Maine Is The Closest State To Africa

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VickyRotex:
Where I go see buy abeg

send me recharge card..

ijechikky:
Lol.....dey dia na

abeg anytime the packages reach,make u no forget me oh,shey ayam ya fwend

ijechikky:
Weda na my broda,fada or evn fiancee dey abroad na large expectations o!
i no send any1........

hahahahahah..original naija woman..

KanwuliaJara:
Too much BEGGING from the BOTTOMLESS PITS!
Like you are packing money abroad.

I dash one couple with 5 children under 12 years N650,000 2 years ago, last year dem ask for N1.2Million.
I just delete dem #s sharp-sharp.
Na me say make dem open nyansh and blokos dey born-born like termites?
Mtcheeeeeeew!

tah

;Dwe still dey sell am self.blve me children are still loving it.