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Jokes EtcRe: The Best Way You Wish To Die..apart From Growing Old. by misreal(op): 8:09pm On Dec 05, 2014
RomanceRe: How To Identify A Good Wife Material by misreal(m): 8:06pm On Dec 05, 2014
DieeDiee:
Lol! But dude truth be told your username reads Miss Real. I also thought you are female - lol (no offense)
.yours could be read as DIE DIE..akpos bring my pump action.I have seen a ga.y on naira land.I need to kill him like I killed them rats in my house.
Jokes EtcThe Best Way You Wish To Die..apart From Growing Old. by misreal(op): 8:04pm On Dec 05, 2014
what if you were crushed by a moving train??how about by being tied to a tree while a snake is allowed into your stomach..have you thought of dying in a plane crash.the above ways to die are the worst ways I can think of..the best way to die,is to grow old and die.better,what are the ways you would want to die..




I don't expect anybody to comment on this.only crazy people will..
this is the only thread I am wishing will never make front page becos it is horrible.
RomanceRe: How To Identify A Good Wife Material by misreal(m): 7:51pm On Dec 05, 2014
mikesly:
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Speak for yourself my dear! As for your score 0/10 lol!
I resemble girl..abi your eye na gay??
EducationHe Died After His Final Exam by misreal(op): 7:50pm On Dec 05, 2014
tragedy struck yesterday as a fresh
graduate of the Imo State University
took his last breath as students
poured him water in jubilation of
final year completion.
What seem to be jubilation turned
into a gathering of sorrow when
the victim was running away from
a number of students who pursued
after him to pour dirty water on
him. In that quest to dodge the
water being poured on him, he fell
into a soak-away pit and got
drowned.
The dirty water from the pit
however is partially passing a light
current as the pit is dug beside
their transformer where earth-wire
is buried.
Pouring of water has been banned
in schools but some students would
not obey this.
Many students in this light
unaccepted celebration of final
papers have been injured, poured
acid and some other dangerous
liquids while some other persons
have gone to the great beyond via
this.
I think every final year student
should learn from this as well as
those who dedicate them to pouring
water on university finalists.
please don't scroll down or feel too big without
Typing R.I.P FOR THIS BROTHER
CelebritiesRe: 10 Most Popular Celebrities Who Made It Without University Degrees by misreal(m): 6:03pm On Dec 05, 2014
LesbianBoy:
Is a lie! Wait, so genevieve abi na generator nnaji is not only unmarried and L****, she is also a DROP OUT! shocked shocked Baba o! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
...runs to get a matchet..na people like u bokoharam suppose use do target practice . shocked cry
RomanceRe: How To Identify A Good Wife Material by misreal(m): 5:49pm On Dec 05, 2014
princeozzilly:
1. She must be God-fearing
2. She must not be materialistic
3. She must show signs of being a good home maker
4. She must show signs of discipline
5. She must always be sensitive to your needs
6. She must not be crafty or being too smart
7. She must be humble and obey the man
8. Even if she is the rich one, she must be submissive (forget about all these feminist rubbish) a woman cannot make a home without a man.
9. She must not disclose her man's short-comings to a third party, not even parents.
10. She must always be cheerful.

If you are a Woman, score yourself over 10 and let's see if you are a good wife material.
1.r u God fearing@op
2.U want a range rover sport,and u claim not to be materialistic,r u high@ opr
3.if she must be a home maker,r u a home keeper@op
4.Dis rubbish u posted shows u r not discipline@op
5.$ensitive to your insensitivity??@op
6.Only a dull man will want a dull woman for a wife@op
7.U sound like a tyrant@op
8.Can a man make a home without a woman@op
9.But you r free to discuss your sexcapades with your friends.right??@op
10.She must always be cheerful while you specialise in making her sad abi??@op

Op leave ladies alone jorh..
Jokes EtcRe: THE Smiley I Love Most. by misreal(op): 10:41am On Dec 05, 2014
vivaciouzz:
grin..I wish I can import it to bbm
cheesy..I love dis smiley d most
undecided...love dis one too
lol
Jokes EtcTHE Smiley I Love Most. by misreal(op): 7:11am On Dec 05, 2014
shocked :oi love this smiley,because it shows so much astonishment that even an owl can not show.
cry..I love this smiley becos,the expression of sadness in his face can only be expressed when a man loses his front tooth at 27..
which smiley do you enjoy using,and why??
RomanceRe: I Would Buy Me A Man Instantly!! Just Show Me The Market Place. by misreal(op): 7:07am On Dec 05, 2014
dechandel:

With the way you are going with being single.
You wouldn't mind settling for less
what is this one saying set?? cry
RomanceRe: I Would Buy Me A Man Instantly!! Just Show Me The Market Place. by misreal(op): 7:05am On Dec 05, 2014
Priceless24:
The pressure on women to get married is too much in Nigerian society, as if there are marriage worthy men littered all over the streets. That's why lots of women fall prey to good for nothing guys all the time. The thing pain me sha
hmmmmm..a women should not succumb to it na,they is great beauty in singleness.
RomanceRe: I Would Buy Me A Man Instantly!! Just Show Me The Market Place. by misreal(op): 5:28am On Dec 05, 2014
I really feel sad for some ladies. cry
RomanceRe: I Would Buy Me A Man Instantly!! Just Show Me The Market Place. by misreal(op): 5:27am On Dec 05, 2014
Lobolintin:
OP.. Show me this lady... And I will fix her finger.. Tho.. I don't care what she makes....
heartless!!! shocked :oo
RomanceRe: How Many Boyfriends Can A Girl Have?? by misreal(m): 5:22am On Dec 05, 2014
damselabi:
Hehehe. ..shey I shud start now
grin
damselabi:
Hehehe. ..shey I shud start now
RomanceI Would Buy Me A Man Instantly!! Just Show Me The Market Place. by misreal(op): 5:20am On Dec 05, 2014
have heard the question ‘are you married?’ more
than the birthday wishes I receive annually. At
first, I used to sheepishly answer ‘no oooo, not
yet’, then I continued to ‘very soon’. After a while,
I started claiming it by fire by force, claiming that
the man is on his way to meet me. All these
haven’t changed the fact that some years down
the line, I am still not married.
I have been in relationships that were good and
some bad. The good ones happened when I was
much younger and not ready to settle down; but
the bad ones have taught me the lesson of a
lifetime. My last one got me dishing out my
money on a regular basis. All he had to do was
come up with some story of being unable to carry
out some projects due to some financial
incapability. I was earning twice as much as he
earned, would take a cab to and from his place
on weekends. Sweet Lover Boy would just stand
by the cab and wave me bye when he was
leaving. I would cook his favourite dishes too; all
he had to do was say what he wanted to eat. All
these were with my very hard earned Naira. I
never missed a moment to surprise him – buying
gifts, calling him hourly- all because I wanted a
ring on my finger.
It eventually collapsed after I met his mum.
Because, seemingly for no reason, she did not like
me and found me not worthy of her son. It was
too late to count my losses. How can I forget? He
even lost his job mid-way into our 8 months
relationship and yes, the virtuous woman in
Proverbs 31 would have had to contest with me if
she had a face. I was fending for both son and
mother. Lover boy would always complain of B if
he got A and complain about D when I made sure
he eventually got B.
Before you start saying ‘maybe, you are not good
looking’, I dare say that if it was beauty that kept
a man, then Prince Charles would never have left
Diana. I am 5’7 and pretty. However, the men I
have met after my ‘tales in hell’ relationship are
either married or about to get married. That is
not a life I would want for myself. Before you also
say maybe you gave too much away by cooking
his meals or being generous or sympathetic, I say
to you ‘how can you please the world’ ?
The guy I dated before Sweet Lover Boy got me
something new every time we met, took me to
places I had only dreamed of, but I never got him
anything. At a point, he felt I was stingy. I never
called with my airtime despite his purchases of
same for me. When we eventually broke up, he
told me to my face that I did not love him. In
retrospect, I loved him, but I was with the
mindset that giving a man anything would
cheapen the reason of their existence. It hurt me
when we broke up and then I resolved to give and
give and give and give in my next relationship.
Almost all of my friends and colleagues are
married, and from the look of things, it seems like
a good place to be in. The ‘my husband’, ‘my
wife’ tales are good to listen to sometimes. To
love and be loved is the sweetest thing that could
ever happen to anyone. I desire that. In the
meantime, I am where I am, fasting and praying
for this man.
Like couples long for a child and ache at the sight
of toys or children parties, I long for an
engagement ring and to splatter my wedding
pictures on Facebook (whether high profile or
not), I long to gist others about ‘my husband did
this or said this’ (whether true or not).
Until he comes, I am here, focusing on other
things, moving my life forward, being a better
person every day. Technology has a bank for
sperm or eggs for couples experiencing infertility,
sadly, there isn’t any for men.
So, friends and colleagues, church members and
distant relatives, until you show me the market
where to buy one from, please stop asking me if I
am marrieD.

THE STIGMA AND PRESSURE ON SINGLE LADIES SHOULD STOP!!!!
RomanceRe: How Many Boyfriends Can A Girl Have?? by misreal(m): 3:37am On Dec 05, 2014
damselabi:
Dear ladies,somtyms am ashamed to call some ppl women.more dan one bf on top wetin...Money, brazillian hair or wot, after getting dat wot else dey kip straffing us n u claim u ve seen Maga wtout considering consequences.Den we later complain of looking 4 a hubby. its high tym we start respecting ourselves n stop trading our bodies 4 personal gain...haba
if I don't marry you call me bascard.. grin[
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Set To Replace Amaechi As Rivers Governor by misreal(m): 3:29am On Dec 05, 2014
malali:
No vex....I dey move around for night....

Winch things kiss
omo,just be careful not to cross my roof oh.I be prayer warrior oh..be warned.
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Set To Replace Amaechi As Rivers Governor by misreal(m): 3:24am On Dec 05, 2014
.mehn me I don't know if this dakuku guy is a Nigerian oh.I am just a newly registered Nairaland member.moreover,I think I am from afghanistan...
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Set To Replace Amaechi As Rivers Governor by misreal(m): 3:23am On Dec 05, 2014
huh
malali:
.
. huhyou no dey sleep self??
SportsRe: Siasia Invites 45 Foreign Based Players For Screening by misreal(op): 10:44pm On Dec 04, 2014
holatin:
siasia a GOODLUCK Jonathan in disguise
lol
SportsRe: Siasia Invites 45 Foreign Based Players For Screening by misreal(op): 10:43pm On Dec 04, 2014
acenazt:
yeeeahhh My Area Guys Madu And Ajala were invited. cool make I tell madu make him bring me jersey or boot. my own don spoil!!
hahahahahahaj
SportsSiasia Invites 45 Foreign Based Players For Screening by misreal(op): 9:18pm On Dec 04, 2014
Head coach of the national U-23 team has
invited forty seven foreign based professionals to
battle for a place in the Dream Team.
Top on the list is Manchester City prodigy
Kelechi Iheanacho who leads former Golden
Eaglets teammates Isaac Success, Taiwo
Awoniyi and Musa Yahaya.
Invited players are expected to start arriving the
Fifa Goal Project team camp from December 6,
2014. This is Siasia’s second stint in charge of
the U23s. He led the team to winning silver at
the Beijing Olympics Games and will be hoping
to qualify the country for the All African Games
and the 2016 Olympic Games.
LIST IN FULL
Goalkeepers John Felagha (Eupen FC, Belgium,
Sebastian Osigwe (SC Kriens)
Defenders Noah Olawale Ojuola (St George FC)
Godswill Elohor Ekpolo (FC Barcelona Spain),
Semi Ajayi (Arsenal FC England), Nosa
Egharevba (New York FC USA), William Troost
Ekong (DFC Dordrecht Holland), Kelvin
Akpoguma( TSG Hoffenheim Germany), Amstrong
Chidi (lefke Turk kulub Cyprus), Kingsley Madu
(AS Trencin), Dominic Iorfa(Wolves FC, England),
Chima Okoroji( Bayern Munich Germany), Musa
Muhammed( Beksiktas FC, Turkey),
Midfielders Moses Simon Ajala (AS Trencin),
Moses Odubajo (Brentford FC), Musefiu Ashiru
(FC Midt Jylland), Kehinde Amoo Owoeye(KS
Kastrioti Kruje), Gerald Chibueze Diyoke(HNK
Rijeka FC, Croatia), Fred Onyedinma( Millwall
FC), Chidi Osuchukwu(FC Braga), Lawal
Abdulazeez Abidemi(Naftan Novopolofsk,
Belarus), Anthony Bassey(Kas Eupen), Shehu
Abdullahi(A Qadsia Kuwait), Samuuel Owolabi
Olajide(HB Koge, Denmark), Kevin Effiong Bassey
(SBV Wehen, Germany), Oladele Oshobe(Plovdiv
Lokomotiv, Bulgaria), Anderson Esiti(Estoril
Praia,Portugal), Samuel. M. Ayinoko(Angelholms
FC,Sweden), Sunday D. Abalo(Rio Ave, Portugal)
Strikers Michael Olaitan(Olympiakos, Greece),
Paul Ebere Onuachu(FC Midt Jyliand), Imoh
Fred Friday(Lillestrom), Lucky Omeruo(Birkirkara
FC Malta), Aminu Umar(Samsunspor FC, Turkey)
Imoh Ezekiel (Alarabi SC, Qatar), Cedric Omoigui
(Real Mallorca, Spain), Odion Goodness Ajayi
(HNK Rijeka, Croatia), Isaac Success
(Granada,Spain), Atanda Sodiq Ololade(FK
Apolonia FC), Kelechi Iheanacho(Manchester
City,England),Fosayo Adarabioyo(Crystal
Palace,England),Uche Ikpeazu(Watford FC,
England), Alex Iwobi( Arsenal FC, England) Taiwo
Awoniyi( Kalmar FF, Sweden), Musa Yahaya
(Tottenham FC, England), Maxwell Onyewuchi
Alozie( Beni Sakhnin FC, Israel).
RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by misreal(m): 8:20pm On Dec 04, 2014
Sircomeference:
[size=14pt]nawa o this one wey topics just dey enter FP nawa ooo,,,,

Nairaland wont be sweet again now this one that i come online and see 97 FP shocked

Seun take note,,,,,

Glory of FTC is gone my Nairaland brothers knows what am talking about wink huh cry

being proud of your Front page topic fun is gone cry sad

infact thread comments are reducing cry
and so is my likes grin




But seriously seun return nairaland back to the way it is biko
#RestoreOurNairaland
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PoliticsRe: North Korea Orders Citizens With Same Name As Leader To Change It. by misreal(m): 4:55pm On Dec 04, 2014
MillionDollars:
Lol, clueless govt like ours
clueless??..r u crious
Christianity EtcRe: Is Jesus Really God? by misreal(m): 7:57am On Dec 04, 2014
[quote author=OLAADEGBU post=28294691]Jesus Truly Is God

There are numerous evidences for the absolute deity of Jesus Christ in the Bible. The following is a summary of the more important evidences.

Jesus Has the Names of God

Jesus Christ possesses divine names—names that can only be used of God. For example:

Jesus is Yahweh. Yahweh is a very common Hebrew name for God in the Old Testament, occurring over 5,300 times. It is translated Lord (all capitals) in many English translations of the Bible.

We first learn of this name in Exodus 3, where Moses asked God by what name He should be called. God replied to him, “I AM WHO I AM. . . .Thus you shall say to the children of Israel, ‘I AM has sent me to you’ ” (verse 14). Yahweh is basically a shortened form of “I AM WHO I AM” (verse 15). The name conveys the idea of eternal self-existence. Yahweh never came into being at a point in time for He has always existed.

Jesus implicitly ascribed this divine name to himself during a confrontation He had with a group of hostile Jews. He said, “I say to you, before Abraham was, I AM” (John 8:58). Jesus deliberately contrasted the created origin of Abraham—whom the Jews venerated—with His own eternal, uncreated nature as God.

Jesus is Kurios. The New Testament Greek equivalent of the Old Testament Hebrew name Yahweh is Kurios. Used of God, Kurios carries the idea of a sovereign being who exercises absolute authority. The word is translated Lord in English translations of the Bible.

THE AFFIRMATION THAT “JESUS IS LORD” (KURIOS) IN THE NEW TESTAMENT CONSTITUTES A CLEAR AFFIRMATION THAT JESUS IS YAHWEH. To an early Christian accustomed to reading the Old Testament, the word Lord, when used of Jesus, would point to His identification with the God of the Old Testament (Yahweh). Hence, the affirmation that “Jesus is Lord” (Kurios) in the New Testament constitutes a clear affirmation that Jesus is Yahweh, as is the case in passages like Romans 10:9, 1 Corinthians 12:3, and Philippians 2:5–11.

Jesus is Elohim. Elohim is a Hebrew name that is used of God 2,570 times in the Old Testament. The name literally means “strong one,” and its plural ending (im in Hebrew) indicates fullness of power. Elohim is portrayed in the Old Testament as the powerful and sovereign governor of the universe, ruling over the affairs of humankind.

Jesus is recognized as both Yahweh and Elohim in the prophecy in Isaiah 40:3: “Prepare the way of the Lord [Yahweh]; make straight in the desert a highway for our God [Elohim].” This verse was written in reference to John the Baptist preparing for the coming of Christ (as confirmed in John 1:23) and represents one of the strongest affirmations of Christ’s deity in the Old Testament. In Isaiah 9:6, we likewise read a prophecy of Christ with a singular variant (El) of Elohim: “And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God [El], Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.”

Jesus is Theos. The New Testament Greek word for God, Theos, is the corresponding parallel to the Old Testament Hebrew term Elohim. A well-known example of Christ being addressed as God (Theos) is found in the story of “doubting Thomas” in John 20. In this passage, Thomas witnesses the resurrected Christ and worshipfully responds: “My Lord and my God [Theos]” (John 20:28).

Jesus is called Theos throughout the rest of the New Testament. For example, when a jailer asked Paul and Silas how to be saved, they responded: “Believe on the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved, you and your household” (Acts 16:31). After the jailer believed and became saved, he “rejoiced, having believed in God [Theos] with all his household” (verse 34). Believing in Christ and believing in God are seen as identical acts.

https://answersingenesis.org/jesus-christ/jesus-is-god/is-jesus-god/[/quote Jesus is "LORD".not GOD..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (1 - 0) On 3rd December 2014 by misreal(m): 6:51am On Dec 04, 2014
micolaj:
please wat's going on here? Arsenal is leading West Brom nao.
embarassed[
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (1 - 0) On 3rd December 2014 by misreal(m): 9:27pm On Dec 03, 2014
micolaj:
Goal ooo. Arsenal scores
how many bottles u don clear already??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (1 - 0) On 3rd December 2014 by misreal(m): 9:25pm On Dec 03, 2014
seunny4lif:
Okada oya wait,I say wait for me make I see who dey play?Na Nigeria vs Arsenal match abi huh
grin
seunny4lif:
Okada oya wait,I say wait for me make I see who dey play?Na Nigeria vs Arsenal match abi huh
oga seun,na u be dis??
Jokes EtcRe: ‬ 14 Signs To Know That You are Mad by misreal(m): 5:44pm On Dec 03, 2014
K3bee:
grin
(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
(coolYou went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in
the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please
visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination...

Lolzzzz Have a nice Day
you are mentally awkward.. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Here Are 9 Things You Should Never Tell A Man…. by misreal(m): 5:36pm On Dec 03, 2014
AJOT99:
How many ladies agree with this?

There are a number of things that you should never tell a man if you would like to have a good dating relationship with him. Let us take a look at them so that you can avoid them.

1. Being the first to say “I love you.” You may say this as a way of making him say that he loves you too, but you should not try to push him to say something he is not yet prepared for. You will remain in an awkward position when he does not do it.

2. If he promised to call but didn’t, don’t confront him and ask why he did not call. You will be basically accusing him of not caring for you, and it is more likely that you will make him turn defensive.

3. When you go out on a date, do not press him to tell you when you should expect to see him once more. If he is really interested, he will get in touch. On the other hand, if he has no interest, then you should not keep your life on hold for him.

4. In case he does not keep his promise to see you, you should not ask him where he had been. The hidden question is really whether he was out with another girl, which will just show your fear and insecurity.

5. In case he had gone out with another woman, you will simply put both of you in an uncomfortable position when you ask him whether he went to bed with her. Even if he did, he is not doing it now.

6. Whether you have just started going out with a guy or you have dated for some time, do not press him with the question as to where your relationship is going. If the relationship is promising, you will simply know this from his actions.

7. If you have something you would like to discuss with him, bring it up casually at an appropriate time. When you tell him that you would like to have a talk, he will automatically become defensive as he does not expect the conversation to be enjoyable. You just need to choose your time well.

8. However much he has hurt you, going around stating how you have him won’t solve the issue. In fact, when you maintain your cool even during a breakup, you will win his admiration. But throwing temper tantrums will only push him further away from you.

9. In case you suspect that he has been up to no good, telling him that you don’t trust him won’t make him change. Instead, he will just get more careful, and you won’t be able to get the much needed evidence.
what is this trash doing on front pagehuhhuh
HealthRe: HIV Losing Its Edge, Evolving Into Milder Form – Study by misreal(m): 8:12am On Dec 03, 2014
the only way I can belief this is If the op contacts the virus and survives after 25yrs...op na u I dey wait for. grin grin

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