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how am I suppose to know when I never enter plane before.

yawns.

agarawu23:
longman dictionary is the best

I am not surprised.na u be nwa teacher na.

..I am sure you guys are already hating on me for opening this thread.but weda u hate or love me,baba God don bless me..

Ezedon:
chibok chan

agarawu23:

..runs back into the thread with a giant oxford dictionary..Make I hear any grammer wen no get meaning first..

Chai,naira land I dey trip for una news oh..I dey calabar,I school in calabar but I never hear this one oh..I stand on top mountain great una oh..

agarawu23:
run back u r safe

if u want me to come back.please reduce the grammer.I never go "sckool" oh.

agarawu23:
dies n dying is geragectically milepously wat I hate most.

..runs away from thread....

agarawu23:
huh! not only patrick Obahiagbon can murder english language.

it make me fury-ferry when ppl behave in a consilatorility and gausifunerral attitudes just to prove their exclamentitatorlity loolly poo on social medias just to show how tourify and deadlicline dey are.

life is too short to pamolaritate unmeanlinglessly and miscorginatation things.





add urs

......faints....carries my bazooka in my fainting world .......wakes up...guy do u want to die?

Thebrightest:
Click like if you think we dont merit the rink.

Anyways this space is for sale for 7k only.

which kind likes u get so..I sure say ppl like you pass seen..

[quote author=Cutehector4u post=28262181][/quote]who are you bros

mperoakeem:
i wish u neva wished... Cos 1,3 and 4 cant be granted... Satisfied

na bad belle u be..

Bad belle ppl.una just dey pass without adding una own wishes.abi una no want make I enter front page.in fact,anybody that doesn't comment on this thread should be killed..brings out my bazzoka..make I see as you no go comment..

1.I wish oga seun can make me his bank,in other to safe guard the money he makes from naira land.
2.I wish oga seun can restore our garrison group,this is to make naira land more fun..even if na only for jokes department.
3.I wish that naira land will stop wasting my data.each time I log in.
4.I wish that this my thread will make front page
5.I wish that the mods will not ban me for creating this thread....make una add una own wishes oh,make seen sabi out dreams for nairaland.

coach of Nigeria’s Super Eagles, Stephen
Keshi, has described the failure of the national
football team to qualify for next year’s African
Cup of Nations event as heartbreaking.
In a statement posted on his Twitter page after
the encounter with South Africa’s Bafana Bafana
in Uyo on Wednesday, Keshi said, “Our boys
showed determination to pull an equaliser, but it
was not good enough.”
In an interview with online football magazine,
goal.com , former Super Eagles star, Austin
Okocha, had condemned the lacklustre
performance of the team.
Blaming the players for the team’s exit, Okocha
questioned their passion for the game and
patriotism.
He said, “I think, to be honest, we will always
produce talented players. But the question is
whether they are passionate enough. People put
pressure on them because it seems they don’t
really care about the result.
“I think the players must wake up to their
collective responsibility. Before they realise it,
they are back in African football.”
The former captain of the Eagles told goal.com
that the players did not take the game seriously
until it was too late, saying they would have
done well if they had qualified for the finals
holding in Equatorial Guinea next year.
“I have no doubt that had we managed to
qualify, we would have had a good tournament
because you have to play really well once it
comes to the tournament itself. The qualifiers
are sometimes a bit tricky in Africa,” Okocha
said.
The Nigerian Football Federation has taken full
responsibility for the Super Eagles’ exit from the
competition, saying it was not the best time to
trade blames.
But the NFF’s humble position has not stopped
thousands of Nigerians, who took to the social
media after the match, to express their anger
and frustration, blaming the Federal Government,
football house, the coach and the players for
their roles in the Super Eagles’ failure.
According to a statement posted on Twitter by
Isioma Isichei, though Keshi may have his
shortcomings, the challenges facing the
country’s football transcend him. Isichei
observed that vigorous policies and long-term
goals required to build an efficient national team
were lacking.
She added that the NFF could avoid a recurrence
of such a disappointing Nations Cup campaign in
the future by focusing on the development of
Nigerian football and not through monetary
benefits.
Arguing on Facebook, Rachael Mayomi noted
that Keshi’s decisions lacked depth. She said the
home-based players, whom he refused to use,
could have performed better during the game.
Ugbah Lorenzo chided the coach for his failure
to understand the mentality of foreign players.
He said their local counterparts would naturally
need a win – a fact that Keshi took for granted
– just as Adesoye Alaoluwa argued that the poor
performance was an indication that the country
had no quality footballer. The exit, he said,
provided football administrators an opportunity
to rid the national team of mediocres and to
embark on a process of rebuilding it.
But Precious Eghaghe was not surprised by the
failure of the defending champions to qualify
because, according to him, NFF had engaged in a
self-destructive mission.
Meanwhile, fans of the Peoples Democratic Party
and the opposition have seized the ousting of
the Super Eagles to trade blame on who is
responsible. Responding to the story on The
Punch , Jarjah said the NFF “nearly saved Nigeria
this embarrassment” until Jonathan interfered in
the process and directed that Keshi be recalled.
Several other individuals expressed the same
opinion, blaming the sad result on the
President’s interference.
But Kim Roland said the reference to Jonathan’s
intervention in the crisis as being responsible
was a cheap argument. He said those who
blamed the President were only seeking a cheap
point for the opposition party.
Cop

tit:
Are you one of the actors in the theatre?

people are dying u r asking me irrelevant question.I be Gej

Meanwhile, Maiduguri has been relatively calm
for months without any attack from the
extremist sect although residents still express
fear that the town might be attack at any time
following repeated threats from Boko Haram,
the sect that claim responsibility for thousands
of deaths.
It was further learnt that similar explosions
were recorded on Friday and Saturday last
week at about the same time.
Meanwhile, no fewer than 45 persons were
reportedly killed by Boko Haram on Wednesday
in a recent attack on Azaya Kura village of
Borno State.
However, President Goodluck Jonathan while
speaking in London at the opening of the
meeting of Nigeria’s Honorary International
Investment Council (HIIC) said the Federal
Government is winning the fight against the
Boko Haram insurgency and took a swipe at
sections of the media over their reportage on
the crisis. Meanwhile, Maiduguri has been relatively calm
for months without any attack from the
extremist sect although residents still express
fear that the town might be attack at any time
following repeated threats from Boko Haram,
the sect that claim responsibility for thousands
of deaths.
It was further learnt that similar explosions
were recorded on Friday and Saturday last
week at about the same time.
Meanwhile, no fewer than 45 persons were
reportedly killed by Boko Haram on Wednesday
in a recent attack on Azaya Kura village of
Borno State.

This are indeed not the best times for koko
master, and has a matter of fact this is the
first time I am hearing D’banj being in a mess
over money. Now a Technology company,
MindHub Technologies is claiming D’banj is
owing them the sum of $240,000,000 and
another N15,000,000, which the artiste has
not denied but issued them post-dated
cheques which were bounced back.
MindHub Technologies who now speaks with
D’banj through their lawyers after all efforts
made by them for him to pay proved abortive
said D’banj has only deemed it fit since last
year to pay only N8,600,000 out of the
N15,000,000 and has not paid a single penny
form the $240,000,000.
“We act as Solicitors to MINDHUB
TECHNOLOGIES LTD (hereinafter called “OUR
CLIENT”), and on whose instruction we write
you this letter in the manner stated hereunder.
It is our brief that sometime in January 2013
in Lagos, you signed a Personal Guarantee/
Memorandum of Undertaking with our client
wherein you agreed/undertook to pay our client
the investment fund of N100,000,000.00k (One
Hundred Million Naira Only) given to D KINGS
MEDIA LIMITED by our client, should the latter
default in payment of the debt. The said debt
is made up of Nigerian and United States of
America’s currencies,” the letter addressed to
him stated.
The case is already in a Lagos high court and
due for hearing, why it has been almost
impossible for months now to serve D’banj,
because he has been outside the country, while
some however claim the major reason D’banj
has been in the US is because he does not
want to be served. Whatever that means we
hope they settle this fast.[img]This are indeed not the best times for koko
master, and has a matter of fact this is the
first time I am hearing D’banj being in a mess
over money. Now a Technology company,
MindHub Technologies is claiming D’banj is
owing them the sum of $240,000,000 and
another N15,000,000, which the artiste has
not denied but issued them post-dated
cheques which were bounced back.
MindHub Technologies who now speaks with
D’banj through their lawyers after all efforts
made by them for him to pay proved abortive
said D’banj has only deemed it fit since last
year to pay only N8,600,000 out of the
N15,000,000 and has not paid a single penny
form the $240,000,000.
“We act as Solicitors to MINDHUB
TECHNOLOGIES LTD (hereinafter called “OUR
CLIENT”), and on whose instruction we write
you this letter in the manner stated hereunder.
It is our brief that sometime in January 2013
in Lagos, you signed a Personal Guarantee/
Memorandum of Undertaking with our client
wherein you agreed/undertook to pay our client
the investment fund of N100,000,000.00k (One
Hundred Million Naira Only) given to D KINGS
MEDIA LIMITED by our client, should the latter
default in payment of the debt. The said debt
is made up of Nigerian and United States of
America’s currencies,” the letter addressed to
him stated.
The case is already in a Lagos high court and
due for hearing, why it has been almost
impossible for months now to serve D’banj,
because he has been outside the country, while
some however claim the major reason D’banj
has been in the US is because he does not
want to be served. Whatever that means we
hope they settle this fast.[/img]This are indeed not the best times for koko
master, and has a matter of fact this is the
first time I am hearing D’banj being in a mess
over money. Now a Technology company,
MindHub Technologies is claiming D’banj is
owing them the sum of $240,000,000 and
another N15,000,000, which the artiste has
not denied but issued them post-dated
cheques which were bounced back.
MindHub Technologies who now speaks with
D’banj through their lawyers after all efforts
made by them for him to pay proved abortive
said D’banj has only deemed it fit since last
year to pay only N8,600,000 out of the
N15,000,000 and has not paid a single penny
form the $240,000,000.
“We act as Solicitors to MINDHUB
TECHNOLOGIES LTD (hereinafter called “OUR
CLIENT”), and on whose instruction we write
you this letter in the manner stated hereunder.
It is our brief that sometime in January 2013
in Lagos, you signed a Personal Guarantee/
Memorandum of Undertaking with our client
wherein you agreed/undertook to pay our client
the investment fund of N100,000,000.00k (One
Hundred Million Naira Only) given to D KINGS
MEDIA LIMITED by our client, should the latter
default in payment of the debt. The said debt
is made up of Nigerian and United States of
America’s currencies,” the letter addressed to
him stated.
The case is already in a Lagos high court and
due for hearing, why it has been almost
impossible for months now to serve D’banj,
because he has been outside the country, while
some however claim the major reason D’banj
has been in the US is because he does not
want to be served. Whatever that means we
hope they settle this fast.

•After passing Microsoft Windows exam at 5
Ayan Qureshi recently passed the ‘Supporting Microsoft Windows 8.1’ assessment examination, a feat which made him at five years and 11 months, become the youngest ever to pass  the exam.

A schoolboy has become the world’s youngest qualified computer specialist after passing a Microsoft Windows exam at the age of just five.

Ayan Qureshi has only just started primary school, but passed the test at Birmingham City University to become a Microsoft Certified Professional.

 According to the Daily Mail of Uk, in doing so,  he has set a new world record for the youngest person ever to pass a Microsoft exam - at the age of five years and 11 months, beating the previous record held by six-year-old Mehroz Yawar from Pakistan.

Ayan was first introduced to computers when he was just three, by his father Asim, 43, who soon realised his son’s natural aptitude for technology.

The IT consultant then built his son a computer lab at the family’s home in Coventry, West Midlands and started preparing Ayan for the complex Microsoft test.

After just five months training, Ayan sat the “Supporting Windows 8.1” assessment for IT professionals alongside several adult candidates, even though at five he will not be able to work for another eight years.

Ayan breezed through the two hour exam in September and even finished with time to spare before finding out shortly afterwards he had passed.

“We are just so proud of him,” said Mr Qureshi.

“He has plans to take an advanced test in the future but he has to concentrate on school for now.

“He was very interested in computers from the age of three so I started explaining to him about hardware and software and installing programmes.

“I found that whatever I told him, he was able to remember it the next day, so I built a computer lab in our house for him to use, and he loves it.

“I showed him how to install Windows and then decided to enter him for this exam.

“It wasn’t easy teaching him every day but he picked it all up in the end.’

When Ayan, now six, and his father arrived at the university invigilators were so shocked to see such a young candidate and they said he couldn’t take the exam.

However, a phone call to Microsoft rectified the problem and Ayan took his place at a computer alongside the other adult candidates.

“There was just a room full of adults there when we went to take the test on a Saturday, but I’m not sure if they all passed or not,’ said Mr Qureshi.

“He wants to keep on learning so I am sure he will be ready to take more exams quite soon. He’s incredible really.

“He enjoys playing computer games like any kid but now he is more interested about how they work.”

The test is normally taken just before or after university by young adults aiming to be information technology technicians.

Sections of the assessment included multiple choice, fill in the blanks, drag and drop, and several scenario based questions.

The computer based outline test examined the applicants’ knowledge of hardware, software, and their understanding of how Windows works.

And the certificate, which he keeps in his bedroom, shows he can use operating systems created by USA computing giant Microsoft.

Ayan, who has a younger brother Rayn, three,  has also undertaken some distance learning lessons from London based computer training company IT Bolts.

He was born in Lahore, Pakistan, but his father and mother Mamoona, 34, who is training to become a GP, moved to London in 2009.

The youngster is yet to decide on a career path but hopes for a job involving his favourite subjects of maths and co

Why are you complaining to me,am I a mechanic??

this thread is making me want to drink garri oh..#pours two cups in my cup#add sugar and cowbell#...me:musa bring #500 suya
musa:baba twale

this thread is making me want to drink garri oh..#pours two cups in my cup#add sugar and cowbell#...me:musa bring #500 suya
musa:baba twale

SeunEatsGARRI:
Seun, you are a hypocrite.

You can see the love we Nairalanders have for GARRI yet you go about pretending you've never eaten GARRI before!

Seun you are a hypocrite

he even bans us from talking about garri....

dre11:
Loved taking garri until it nearly gave me stomach ulcer due ti much drinking and the cyanide acids it contains




So have known that to much if it is not good for the body

e mean say due worms for ya belle na armed robbers..anytime u drink garri,dem worms go just hustle ya stomach.

[color=#000099][/color]if garri d blind person,dem 4 don remove my eyes..I dey drink am,I dey chew am,I dey even swallow am

Jsmile:
Am glad there are people like you who still have such insight and understanding, God bless you........You cant have what you don't desire

I totally agree with you

datguru:
STEPS TO RECIEVE THE HOLY SPIRIT


1. Salvation: At this stage, a sinner is convicted of his sins and ungodly life by the power of the holy spirit, then he or she repent of his sin and comes to Christ.


2. Sanctification: After salvation, there is still a tendency to sin, because the desire is still there. That is why you find out that some people will be touched by a particular sermon and you see them crying and running to the altar but immediately after that, step on their shoes and the next thing that comes out of their mouth is "id*iot". The person inwardly will be sober and be like " why did I say this ? , oh God forgive me". The reason for this is because the root of sin is still in that person because at salvation, God forgave him of the sins he committed but the sin of adam was still in him, its is called the adam nic nature, the inbred sin. The person needs to pray very well to be sanctified, it is at this stage after the person is sanctified that he will be able to live a holy life, if you knew the person before, without been told you will see that something has happened to him and the seed of God is now in him, that is why the bible said that he that is born of God can not sin because the seed of God is in him. Hallelujah! This experience of sanctification prepares one to receive the holy spirit, it is after you are sanctified that you can be filled with the spirit of God.


3. Holy spirit baptism: Being sanctified is not a guaranty that the Holy spirit is coming, you have to make an extra move by praying for it, you desire it like food and pray earnestly for it, when at last you are filled, signs will follow. You will speak in a new tongue, you see yourself praying longer than you do, you get committed in the things of God. Occasionally you hear God speak to you, there are many gifts that comes to a person after he is filled with the spirit, the gift of healing, vision, teaching and lots more. The spirit of God in the heart of man is something more than gold, its something un merited

its been long I actually quoted any body on naira land.buy,I had to do this now because you just spoke the truth..kudos sir

Isiterere:
I owe you a bottle for this post.

Btw, I don't need them cooking anymore, will prefer the BODY and they will remain the gf.
Where is that 19years old Taharix ?

ALL IZZ WELL

one bottle of Pepsi oh.me don't drink no alcohol.

girls are funny.the only thing your bf is not entitle to is your body,and it is their body that they willingly give to their bf and try to hold their cooking from their bf..what a woman u protect from her bf is her body not her cooking.if u don't cook for him,and you allow him sleep with you when he hasn't paid a dime on you.you are just being foolish..