₦airaland Forum

CROBBOY:
From information I gathered from a reliable source which was signed and sealed by President LogoDWhiz, approved by Senator Kbs468, passed through Senator Amodu's school of Mentorship, and Ambassador missevey Ministry of love affair, working with the partnership and sponsorship of Oyehomie, I was informed he is...

CROBBOY

Lmao.... well done ohhh!!! Out of all ministries, na ministry of love affair you Sabi give me right?

Kbs468:
come on, I know that definitely the capitalised is the result of my walking away not from any trouble because you are not one both at heart and in your outlook but honestly agreeing to join another woman to live under the same roof is no crime at all considering the end time prophecy of FEMININE GENDER OVERWHELMING THE MALE IN NUMBER which is obviously the case now around the world

Or you think the trending threat issued in ERITREA for a constitutional provision for Males to marry more than one wife is a joke? Although it has been debunked but the original idea behind it is a factual truth in terms of the females out weighing the males population-wise

Men will always be men sha...
You have made a good point but what ever anyone tells you, always remember the yoruba proverb "Orisa je n pe meji obinrin o de nu"...

DTOBS:
ha ha...wat I do, me can not fight ooooo....


LogoDwhiz, wetin dey happen nah...

missevey, Abeg why u dey chase our men outta here?

fraih, and you too....what is going on?

I dunno what's happening ohh... I'm not chasing anyone na.. I was even on my own jeje before all these started

Kbs468:
Sweet damsel, let me not Play with your heart ok since I and LogoDWhiz had codedly sorted things out to free himself of any other temptation, And coupled with the fact that your heart is already tilted towards him because I heard you chat with SC31, so I have decided to let go of you but my attempt on you will forever remain in my heart.

*Saying 'I LOVE YOU' while turning and waving away to mean bye bye*

*Placing my semi folded fingers with the thumb and the first fingers forming a circle and blowing away a kiss thrice*

Eheheheh...
You are so delightful...
I truly admire your transparency, unlike our naughty and undecided president LogoDWhiz... I honestly wouldn't have agreed to your proposal anyways, as I am not the type of woman to scatter the home of another woman to build hers... but I was flattered tho....
Byeeeeee

LogoDWhiz:
She never accept na.
She still dey keep me hanging.
Girls and shakara

You no know say I fit see this ni?

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm!
After going a long time thinking this through! Considering so many factors in place!


I wouldn't want to be involved in a private battle with fellow citizens of Golden City. It won't be bad of me as the President, considering these wonderful girls also have suitors who are very much interested in them.


You can't blame me Evey for wanting 3 beautiful girls. I think I deserve to have a beautiful wife or have beautiful wives. Considering my status!


So, in view of so many things and then the constitution in view, I have decided to forgo of my ambition chasing Fraih and SC31 and I've decided to stick to you MissEvey!


*Kneels down on one knee*
Hand stretched forward with a ring there*

No time for long stories. All those sweet words can't compare to how sweet you are!

Will you be mine?

Hmmmmm
*thinking very hard*
In light of the above, I will defer my answer for a while. My head was swelling like a balloon before but got quickly deflated as I saw you "hitting" on someone else... (ref: your msg above)...

Secondly, if not for the Constitution, you means you would have taken all three? ... hmmmm...... Smh

DTOBS:
Jesussssss....what is going on here someone shud please tell me

Ask your president oh... me, I dunno oh

Kbs468:
Yes one of the Beauty and Brains we have here in Golden City. I think I have no choice but to support you on this because he decided to bring to bare what we had privately and I kind of like the challenge now because it's becoming Every Man for himself now on private levels though and not in the constitutional Governance front.

Since Shammak too is trying to pull muscle over Fraih. SC31 have no much problem because she is already getting along with CROBBOY and her constitutional fada, senator amodu is willing to sanctioned the move.

*whispering* See it's me, you and LogoDWhiz in a special fray oo, so I am ready to provide jobs for the unemployed lawyers by sanctioning divorce in my household all because of you oo OK.

Oh yeah?? Hmmm. So how many divorces are we talking about? All four or just one?

SC31:
Dont mind him jare that's how they are,that's why I'm still monitoring Crobboy before I accept

Thanks dear, for having my back.... abeg, monitor him very well o

LogoDWhiz:
Chai!

I tot u are my friend!
See as u dey cast me!





I want both.

I was waiting for the perfect time to make the announcement!

MissEvey actually don't want me to announce this yet 'cos she is shy!
Me and MissEvey are rocking things!
Very soon, i will soon be a father.


I wanted it to be double blessing/announcement.

Don't worry, when things finalise with Fraih, i'll announce to the house.


As regards SC31, i'm only trying my luck. She's too beautiful to be ignored or forgotten!



Good afternoon everyone!

Yeeepppaah!!! This guy yaff kill me oh!
What can an innocent lady say to all this...



But thinking of it, you see how men usually hip trouble on their heads oh... you see how he wants to carry overload because he saw three beautiful women...

I no say we too fine but you can't eat your cake and have it o... eyin girls, abi what do you say?
Cc:
SC31
Fraih

Alhassanu:
You're waiting ahbi... Make I no talk sha..
E go better make you start popcorn business oo.

Lmao... you don talk already na...
But don't get me wrong, I don't need either the allowee or popcorn business to survive oh...
Just trying to say, it's not the first time the ogas at the top make promises/propositions and not fulfill them.

Top of the morning to ya!

LogoDWhiz:
In other news, NYSC to start 4 batches in the nearest future.
Also, NYSC DG has ordered all NYSC staffs to declare their assets!
There was a conference held in Delta State!
Cc:
Kbs468
Atmynu
Dtobs
Sc31
Drobboy
Shammak
Ighravweig
Missoyin
Amodu
Missevey
Greatestman
Kuchikau
Oyehomie
Sexysapphire
Beckytee
Spixytinxy

And everyother citizens

Starting 4 batches won't be such a bad idea tho because at the rate which Nigerian Universities are producing graduates,very soon, having just 3 batches a year won't suffice. But it's one thing to say/propose something and it's another thing to implement it...

Me, I'm still waiting for the promised monthly allowee for Nigerians between the ages 18-35 sha....

oghesco:
congratulations bt I hv nt seen my ooooo Stil checking

Don't worry, tomorrow is your day.

I don open page twice today *dancing* ... #today must be my lucky day oh..

So this page is to those who haven't seen their names yet. Don't worry it will be there by tomorrow!!

spixytinxy:
To all Auchi poly students, go nd check ur name. Av seen mine. So so happy, let me start shopping

Yaayyy!!! Congratulations.... now your mind can be at rest.. cheers!

Kbs468:

Sure And I guess you and MissEvey are the only last Ladies standing for a rousing ovation as having gone through the thick and thin layer of the needle in a bid to get to your well deserved, signed and stamped Certificates per excellence.

Thanks bro. It wasn't easy, Hmmm. It was just God...
But even as I'm trying to be modest, reading your grammatical construction is just making my head swell.

Katerine7 ... are you new here dear? This is the first time I'm coming across your post, you're welcome on board.

IghravweIG:
I Gud o. I remember say na una first see una names. .

Yes ohhh... but I thank God say everybody don dey see their names now....

IghravweIG:
Eve Dear, Howayu. Long time no talk..
New page! DAMN!!
I dedicate this to the new missA16 and offcourse my sweetheart and bae , Bolagrabiella.
Enjoy ur reign dearie Congrats!!

Lol. My paddy!!!!! I'm fine o. How are you too?

spixytinxy:
Auchi poly

Okay dear... don't worry once again. It'll be there soon.

Remember to tag me when you find it there so we can celebrate you o

amodu:
Finally you did it

You have joined the league of Governors

Wow.

Thank you very much... #TakesABow

spixytinxy:
great, even dou I was just dreaming abt seeing my name on d senate list all tru

Awww... don't worry dear, it will be there very soon. What school did you finish from?

laramite:
FUTA are yet to upload but the information as at yesterday said before Friday.

#sigh of relief. Thanks for the info dear... I can now tell my goons to keep calm for now

spixytinxy:
don't mention, morning dear, how was ur nite

It was fine, and yours?

LogoDWhiz:
Chai!

Niggas don dey plan how to take the #700 spot.

Since I'm not eligible to partake.

Let me just watch as things unfold.

MissEvey, come and sit beside me and let's watch this movie together!

Lol.... no be small thing...

Okay, we'll watch the movie in 3D sef.

spixytinxy:
lol, congratulations

Thanks darling.... good morning

Oyehomie:
Lolzzz..congratulations.... u did it ds tym

Lol... yes oo... thank you

Oyehomie:
Ao futa neva upload?

My brother I no know oh.... that's why I'm throwing it open so I can know if it's just them or if it's general, you get?

Yippee!!!! I finally got to open a new page... lol. I've been wondering when I would get to do it... eheheheh...

Good morning everyone. Please does anyone have news concerning FUTAkure and when they will be uploading names on the NYSC portal? My Futarian friends are becoming frantic as they can't find their names on the portal o ...

eaglevision:
I schooled there but my mum is also frm Ekiti,so P'yam is in the system! Hehehe

Oh okay, that's nice....
Lol... @P'yam in the system...

LogoDWhiz:
Lol!
Ekiti people and pounded yam.
I'll be going mid-february to collect the stuffs.

btw, i went to school o, but they told me the error made is inconsequential and i should just let it be.
That it makes no difference.

cc: missEvey
Hilsocial
kbs468
adebowale89
amodu
missoyin
dtobs
bolagrabiella
bobolil
crobboy
ighravweIG

and every other citizen of this great republic.


So, i can officially say, i am good to go.

Okay dear. Congrats, and welcome on board.....

So what's this talk about pounded yam? Are you from Ekiti State also? I thought you just schooled there o

raylord:
Pls i need quick response. D guy who registered my jamb then in 2011 filled a wrong Date of birth 4me. Well, during freshers registration in uni i corrected it. I hope dis wont create any issue 4me. Which DOB is nysc using. D one provided by ur sch or jamb or both?

I'm not sure which but whichever NYSC decides to use between the two won't create any issues for you so far as the DOB on the portal doesn't make you above 30 years old.
There is also room at the orientation camp to correct your DOB. I have a friend who had a similar issue (she belongs to B'15). Her school uploaded a totally different date & year of birth for her and since her school didn't paste the mobilization lists but just uploaded directly, she didn't know until she was doing her online registration. Even when she could change the DOB in camp, she decided to leave it like that and she's still serving happily.

LogoDWhiz:
It's true!

EKSU has uploaded but not all the names are there

But is your name there yet?