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FashionRe: Free Online Makeup And Gele Training by MissJayne(f): 8:19am On Dec 07, 2015
I'm in April88
Jokes EtcRe: When You Have PHD In Photography! (pix) by MissJayne(f): 10:03pm On Dec 04, 2015
Lmao
CelebritiesRe: Fashion Forward Or Backwards? Would You Rock This Outfit By Toyin Aimakhu ? by MissJayne(f): 6:57am On Nov 28, 2015
I personally don't see anything wrong with her attire. The style is cool. Hairstyle, shoe... Everything! Sister, is the skirt too long? I no understand backwardness oo
CultureRe: Why It Is Offensive To Give/Receive With Your Left Hand? by MissJayne(f): 8:21pm On Nov 24, 2015
Maybe it's because everything right is Right!



Don't ask me for explanation
FashionRe: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by MissJayne(f): 10:11am On Nov 22, 2015
ChrisKonor:
yea i understand...

try applying lemon juice on the affected area too...but still stick to what i told you previously.
Thanks much
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Story Caused By Malpractice by MissJayne(f): 4:41pm On Nov 21, 2015
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FamilyRe: How to Sew your cloths by MissJayne(f):
Babe, try to be humble! You're seeking for advice for God's sake.
It's not advisable to reply every comment or mention. Think straight and concentrate.
If you know the harm, painful memories you're about causing, believe me, you'd never think of abortion.
Think about the child you're going to abort, what has she/he done to you. Think about the flash backs. The pains and most of all, your womb- God's gift to every woman. Your future pride and happiness!
Tell your boyfriend and see how he'd react and don't forget to talk to mum about it. That's why she's called mama. Explain things, be sober. If you can't do it, tell your sis if you are lucky to have a reasonable one.
FashionRe: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by MissJayne(f): 3:35pm On Nov 21, 2015
ChrisKonor:
Hello ma'am...

Coconut oil works very well for stuffs like eczema. But works little on stretch marks.

It is true that Cocoa butter might get you dark tho but right now its the major treatment you need now.

if possible, use skin lightening soap along side any cocoa butter cream. Use KOJIE SAN SOAP. it will make sure you don't get dark.

As for cocoa butter cream, ive only used PEALMERS COCOA BUTTER & ZENON COCOA BUTTER. i recently reviewed one of them on my blog so you can go check it out.

And if i may ask, What resulted to these stretch marks? is it weight gain or skin lightening?
Weight gain. If it's hereditary, then it's from mom's family
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Reconcile With My Parents? by MissJayne(f): 3:17pm On Nov 21, 2015
patostation:
So you wish to turn him into a hypocrite? And point of correction, all Christians are not one and the same. There are professed "Christians" and true Christians so free the guy
You mean whenever you are asked about your religion, you answer "I'm a true Christian".
Lol, some people need sense
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Reconcile With My Parents? by MissJayne(f): 3:14pm On Nov 21, 2015
quincybee12:
ill pray and convince him to attend a bible believing church,,,im not saying the church I attend is the best,,,but if he can switch to a bible believing church even if it's not d one I attend,,well get married,,,on d oda hand,,if he refuses,,,well part ways,,i can't marry a catholic
Which one is " Bible believing church" bikonu.
Don't tell me the Roman Catholics use quaran or dictionary.
CultureRe: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by MissJayne(f): 3:09pm On Nov 21, 2015
People be generalizing and judging people easily. The fact that this people demanded much from your friend doesn't mean that's how Nsukka people are.
A sensible man ought to know that he is not selling his daughter but fulfilling the scriptures. Permit me to say that this man is insensible, he wants to use your friend as a stepping stone. I'm from Nsukka.
Conclusion - no be every Nsukka people dey collect 500k. I have a friend her dad collected 20 naira from his in-laws, he told them to take care of his daughter and it's OK for him.
FashionRe: Hi, I'm A Skin Care Blogger, Got Skin Problems Or Questions? Drop Them Here by MissJayne(f): 7:59am On Nov 21, 2015
Hello sir, I have stretch marks on my butt, boobs, waist and thighs. I'm still a teen and they are making me have less confidence. I use coconut oil and shear butter all to no avail and i heard that coco butter makes people darker. Do you think they'll go? I mean any remedy?
CelebritiesRe: Empress Njamah Steps Out In See-Through Outfit For Bryan Okwara's Birthday Bash by MissJayne(f): 7:10pm On Nov 09, 2015
Pengenius95:
VOTE FOR ME PLEASE! DON'T SCROLL PAST! cry cry cry cry cry
http://prize.etisalat.com.ng/fallen-petals
Please I need your help. My Etisalat Flash Fiction Entry has finally made it through the approval stage. Now it's time to vote. I've got nowhere else to go. Nairaland is the only online family I've got. Please brothers, do this for me. If everyone that reads this takes the (one time) pain to vote, I'm quite certain that I'll win this. Remember it could be you tomorrow! If I win, it will be because of YOU and YOU solely! Come on NL let's do this. wink wink
Make una help me as una take help airforce1 career. grin grin grin
For those that's already voted, E se gan o!

PS: their server is kinda slow, so be patient. After voting, If you've got extra time you could tap any of the share buttons in the vote page, to share via facebook or twitter, that counts too.

cc: ishilove, lalasticlala, tosyne2much, obinoscopy, eroticangela, funlord, ladyF, and everyone in the NL family.

Please help me win this thing!
cool cool
You forgot to tell people how to vote for you. The website is a bit confusing
CareerKnow Your Worth And Do Not Compromise It. by MissJayne(op): 9:52pm On Oct 15, 2015
Mods please move this to the appropriate section.

Dear teen,

Coming from a poor family is not an excuse, nor your fault but leaving the world without a change or an achievement really is. Infact, it's a slap on the face.

This writeup is for the teens/teenagers all around the world, most especially,Nigeria;my father land. A land filled with promising acts and talented/gifted people.

You slept with him because he promised to buy you an iphone 6. Wow! Like seriously, is the phone plated with gold? Even if it is made of gold, aren't you worth more than silver, diamond and gold put together? Know your worth and hold it with esteem! If you don't, no one will do that for you.

Life is not about jumping from one bed to the other and it's not about having sperm donors troop into your room at the slightest opportunity. It's about setting boundaries and working with principle. Your youthful days shouldn't be about the number of guys you slept with nor the number of parties you've graced. It should  be all about sequence and analysis ;arranging and making preparations for the future because you only live once.

Being a teen is filled with the double T's- Temptations and Troubles, don't fall for it. Others have been there and they scaled through, so you have no excuse. Don't dream beyond expectations, appreciate what you have;more will come. An igbo man gave birth to a baby girl and named her Nkiruka(The best is still to come).

A friend once asked me to escort her for a shopping spree. I helped her choose some clothes, something i did was, i looked at a different direction each time i walked past a beautiful gown I like.I didn't have the money and i wasn't willing to take risks, but i knew very well that the best would come.

Youths, don't go beyond your means. Don't try to impress nobody.If nobody understands what you're going through - someone in an oasis understands that it'll get better someday, Ogadinma.

Quotable Quote:

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind - Bernard. M. Baruch

Source : http://myoasisng..nl/?m=1
Lalasticlala, ishilove... Front page please
CareerKnow Your Worth And Do Not Compromise It. by MissJayne(op): 9:41pm On Oct 15, 2015
Mods please move this to the appropriate section.

Dear teen,

Coming from a poor family is not an excuse, nor your fault but leaving the world without a change or an achievement really is. Infact, it's a slap on the face.

This writeup is for the teens/teenagers all around the world, most especially,Nigeria;my father land. A land filled with promising acts and talented/gifted people.

You slept with him because he promised to buy you an iphone 6. Wow! Like seriously, is the phone plated with gold? Even if it is made of gold, aren't you worth more than silver, diamond and gold put together? Know your worth and hold it with esteem! If you don't, no one will do that for you.

Life is not about jumping from one bed to the other and it's not about having sperm donors troop into your room at the slightest opportunity. It's about setting boundaries and working with principle. Your youthful days shouldn't be about the number of guys you slept with nor the number of parties you've graced. It should  be all about sequence and analysis ;arranging and making preparations for the future because you only live once.

Being a teen is filled with the double T's- Temptations and Troubles, don't fall for it. Others have been there and they scaled through, so you have no excuse. Don't dream beyond expectations, appreciate what you have;more will come. An igbo man gave birth to a baby girl and named her Nkiruka(The best is still to come).

A friend once asked me to escort her for a shopping spree. I helped her choose some clothes, something i did was, i looked at a different direction each time i walked past a beautiful gown I like.I didn't have the money and i wasn't willing to take risks, but i knew very well that the best would come.

Youths, don't go beyond your means. Don't try to impress nobody.If nobody understands what you're going through - someone in an oasis understands that it'll get better someday, Ogadinma.

Quotable Quote:

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind - Bernard. M. Baruch

Source : myoasisng..nl/?m=1
Lalasticlala, ishilove... Front page please
FamilyRe: PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN ME..HELP! G by MissJayne(f): 9:38pm On Oct 02, 2015
bqlekan:
Shey we no go investigate before we help ni?
we don wise now grin
LMAO.
Chop knuckle cheesy grin
FamilyRe: PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN ME..HELP! G by MissJayne(f): 9:17pm On Oct 02, 2015
bqlekan:
and the dude might actually need help genuinely o.... lipsrsealed

guy, produce an audio copy of your uncles refusal to give you money
your picture
your uncle's picture
your facebook page
uncle's facebook page
picture of the form you collected
picture of you paying for the form
and lastly your account details grin
Lol.
Your own don turn to investigation oo
FamilyRe: PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN ME..HELP! G by MissJayne(f): 8:52pm On Oct 02, 2015
Zuriela:
The annoying thing is someone told him to sell pure water (in one of his numerous thread I came across) instead of begging online and he said he cannot.
I wonder who he thinks he's deceiving.


If you can't fight for yourself, forget it!
FamilyRe: PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN ME..HELP! G by MissJayne(f): 8:05pm On Oct 02, 2015
LaraiBoluwaji:
For someone begging, you lack any atom of humility, and you have this sense of entitlement that is nauseating.

A lady I used to work with carried blocks and sold pure water to sponsor her way through school. Get off your ass and go hustle.

And please stop writing in shorthand. It is very irritating to the eyes.
Are you sure he even said the truth? undecided
It's beats my imagination how people beg like they have no atom of hope in them.
A young and promising boy begging for money, what's your excuse?
Op, does it mean you can't hustle your way whenever your uncle disappoints you? We are talking about your future here.
You have two hands and legs, you're young - stand up! And do what you need to do. You have no excuse
FamilyRe: PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN ME..HELP! G by MissJayne(f): 8:01pm On Oct 02, 2015
If truly your uncle decided to sponsor you then buying a text book ain't no problem. If he can give you five thousand five hundred naira, then five thousand naira won't be a problem.

Besides, where are your secondary school text books? undecided
Did you throw them away after school?
It's not a jamb question, i just wanna know grin
PoliticsRe: EFCC Swoops On Diezani’s Residence In Abuja As Ex-minister Is Arrested In London by MissJayne(f): 7:48pm On Oct 02, 2015
I don't believe EFCC left the boarder of Nigeria in search of Alison while there are a hundred and one thieves and looters here.
Who are these people deceiving. Unresolved cases are here and there, waiting for attention and the best thing they thought of is to travel out looking for one of the hundred thieves and public diversion of funds expert.


OK
CrimeRe: My Weird Experience In A Bus Today by MissJayne(f): 7:41pm On Oct 02, 2015
It's a free world as they say but like seriously, what would make a man lust after a fellow man? Homosexuality is evil, i don't care what people might say. I don't care whose opinion I'm altering. I hate it.
Lusting after a little boy he ought to protect is something that beats my imagination.


A man that has lost his conscience has nothing worth keeping

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