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PoliticsRe: Army Decries Poor Igbo Youths’ Enlistment In Military Service by missjekyll: 11:23am On Apr 14, 2025
And frustrate them with tribalism and stagnation while dullards from the north advance at rapid rates? No thank you.

Nwa boi is better then own your own business
FoodRe: Man Constructs Pot To Cook Rice And Stew At Same Time cos Of High Cost Of Gas by missjekyll: 9:22am On Apr 13, 2025
ChybuzzDD:
He will remove the stew once it's done, and continue with the rice.
You dont cook obviously. Na rice go first done before stew unless you dont season your meat first before cooking
PoliticsRe: Wike Loses Full Control Of His Arm: New Video Raises Concern About His Health by missjekyll: 6:01am On Apr 11, 2025
QuinQ:
Na guy. Na guy e dey do
You know say na guyman
I repeat, this gentleman has definitely had a stroke. It's affected his face,his arm and leg. He is lucky it did not affect his speech.

I hope he is on his meds and has stopped drinking Glenfiddich or whatever otherwise the next one ll be lethal
PoliticsRe: Wike Loses Full Control Of His Arm: New Video Raises Concern About His Health by missjekyll: 2:06am On Apr 11, 2025
Oh he has definitely had a stroke. Look at his mouth too.

I have absolutely no sympathy for him. If he had focused on the right things, he could have a removal of the clot before parts of the brain dies.

Hopefully he is now on all the right meds otherwise prognosis is very poor. He is just in his 60s
CrimeRe: Woman Paraded For Stealing A Bunch Of Unripe Banana (photos) by missjekyll: 8:04pm On Apr 09, 2025
Biko make una leave this woman abeg. angry

Haba, she needs food for herself and her children. She also needs effective contraception
TravelRe: I'M Married To A Nigerian—Why Can’t I Get A Passport? – US Man Cries Out (Pics) by missjekyll: 1:14am On Apr 09, 2025
IyfeNamikaze:
There is a bill to change that which has passed secondary reading on the house of assembly.
Very good. Thank you for the tip
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn't Want To Do Anything Despite All My Efforts by missjekyll: 3:00am On Apr 08, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Why you wan provoke thunder make e fire you?
Whatever mehn. Thunder is not dangerous, did you know that?
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn't Want To Do Anything Despite All My Efforts by missjekyll: 9:06pm On Apr 07, 2025
Dis one na proper book of lamentations.

Oga, shey she is submissive and never questions you and beautiful. What more do you want?
Get a cleaner and increase your wife's allowance.
What option are you considering? There are no options
PoliticsRe: A Village In UK Vs A Village In Nigeria: Can We Ever Catch Up And Overtake? by missjekyll: 8:55pm On Apr 07, 2025
Sure! If we invade them,drag off all the working age to work for free for us. And take all their valuables.

Their karma has now come in the form of brexit. Well deserved
TravelRe: I'M Married To A Nigerian—Why Can’t I Get A Passport? – US Man Cries Out (Pics) by missjekyll: 3:06am On Apr 06, 2025
Nearly everyone is missing the point.
The issue is that A non Nigerian woman can become a Nigerian citizen by naturalisation via marriage.

A Non Nigerian man CANNOT become a Nigerian citizen by naturalisation through marriage.

There is absolutely no reason why this should be so and it's just another disgusting example of misogyny in Nigeria.

It has to change
RomanceRe: How Long It Takes To Get Pregnant by missjekyll: 10:32pm On Apr 05, 2025
PrinceofAgoAre:
I'm done here ...


Do some research...
Share your research.
TravelRe: I'M Married To A Nigerian—Why Can’t I Get A Passport? – US Man Cries Out (Pics) by missjekyll: 9:03pm On Apr 05, 2025
He is quite right. It's sexist.
Being married to a female citizen should also confer citizenship as soon as all the other conditions are met.

We are just so stupid in this country
RomanceRe: How Long It Takes To Get Pregnant by missjekyll: 8:29pm On Apr 05, 2025
drimzsmoke:
But that doesn't mean nausea and vomiting can't start as early as 2 weeks.
In medicine, they say, "never say never"

The below is from Cleveland clinic by the way!!!
Yea no I m not buying it. He would be a fool to accept responsibility before a DNA test.
RomanceRe: How Long It Takes To Get Pregnant by missjekyll: 8:28pm On Apr 05, 2025
PrinceofAgoAre:
.. nt when it's their first pregnancy ..

...
What does that have to do with HCG and morning sickness
EducationRe: Phd Holder, Dr. Enyi Onyebuchi Paul, Goes Viral For Working As A Cleaner at EBSU by missjekyll: 8:26pm On Apr 05, 2025
Agugbadin:
Zero IQ ,you don't even understand the difference between public and private university. EBSU is not a private university
It's not but it's still a mill
RomanceRe: How Long It Takes To Get Pregnant by missjekyll: 4:16pm On Apr 05, 2025
PrinceofAgoAre:
Wrong ... At 3weeks , the hcg level can even be detected in the urine ..
I see. Now if you had read properly, you would notice that I said there would be no SYMPTOMS at this time because of the low concentrations.
At 3 weeks, most women do not even know they are pregnant because they feel normal.
EducationRe: Phd Holder, Dr. Enyi Onyebuchi Paul, Goes Viral For Working As A Cleaner at EBSU by missjekyll: 11:46am On Apr 05, 2025
jackie111:
I share your views. I was trying to understand why he feels it must be Ebonyi. He doesn't even have to cast his net on Nigerian Universities alone.
I know why. This "Ph.D" is probably not worth the paper it's written on. Yes, I said it. Nigerian State Universities are Ph.D mills.

I want to see his thesis.
RomanceRe: How Long It Takes To Get Pregnant by missjekyll: 12:21am On Apr 04, 2025
Not bloody likely. A 3 week pregnancy has no symptoms because pregnancy chemicals are too low in the blood.

If she is having symptoms of pregnancy, either its an older pregnancy meaning not yours or she has a tumor.

I have no respect for a man who has unprotected sex but you should call her bluff. It's not likely to be yours.
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by missjekyll: 12:10am On Apr 04, 2025
Mopeola:
I guess it's a Photoshop but just that I'm still in doubt if it's true that you r in Paris
. Never said i was in Paris.

I m not the OP.
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by missjekyll: 10:35am On Apr 03, 2025
Mopeola:
Yes just that you r getting too fatty, so you need some exercise and where did you take that picture?
That's the louvre in Paris. If it's not photoshop
TravelRe: UK Sponsorship COS Jobs Scam by missjekyll: 2:52pm On Mar 31, 2025
He has been caught and will vomit all of that money. Of course his license both home and abroad is gone.

What a disgrace 😤. Tueh.

I hope you are in a better place now
EducationRe: Tansian University Confers Honorary Doctorate Degree On Dr. Ebuka Onunkwo by missjekyll: 2:41am On Mar 30, 2025
Mtchew
Enwe.
RomanceRe: Don't Ask Her If She's A Virgin. (do This Instead) by missjekyll: 6:24pm On Mar 29, 2025
dhiqson:
Lol wench
He asked you a simple question
Do well to answer him
Do u prefer a used phone or new one

And the mother example just shows how we're right that majority of women are air heads
His mom is in her husband's house enjoying the dividends of marrying right and pure.. you?
Can't say such for you

Now answer his question or keeping runnin round circle's like the wench you are smiley
You must have learnt a new word. No be only wench. Bench nko... 2 mumu
RomanceRe: Don't Ask Her If She's A Virgin. (do This Instead) by missjekyll: 9:37am On Mar 29, 2025
lovediehatelive:
Lol.. why chicken out.. I thought you wanted to go down that route..


Very delusional..


Read the original post again, this time slowly, because it's clear you are slow but tried reading it fast at first trying to pretend you're not suffering from dementia...


And stop beating around the bush and trying to change facts.


Simple question that requires yes or no answer, you're trying to beat around, trying to form tough.

A man is the groom, and has every right to know the condition of the bride before he buys her.


It's his right to know if she's tear rubber or not, because this is a very huge factor.


And yes, a lady is the one that gets penetrated, not the other way round.


If a man wants to marry he shouldn't find out if the lady he wants to take responsibility for is a virgin or not abi?



I stated facts, but you're just being delusional.

This thing Trying too hard to form tough and derail the thread, but Chickened out as I came harder on it.
Slowbie...
Kolos.
You measure your worth by how low the woman is.
Inferiority complex ll not allow you to be great
RomanceRe: Don't Ask Her If She's A Virgin. (do This Instead) by missjekyll: 12:00am On Mar 29, 2025
lovediehatelive:
As usual, trying hard to sound tough when they've been floored.


Simple question, you can't answer. Try harder eh...

Would you prefer a fairly used phone over a brand new one?


If you can't answer this simple question and if everything I wrote can't sink into that your tiny skull, it proves that you have been defeated and have given up looking for who among the 8 men impregnated the womb that dropped you in the market square that night.

Bring it on!!!!!
Bring what on ? It's like fighting a special needs child. Your argument does not make any sense. Fairly used blah blah blah. What are you even saying? You follow for the "new" thing too, abi?

Ridiculous
PoliticsRe: Senator Ike Ekweremadu by missjekyll: 9:16pm On Mar 28, 2025
What prison is he in? I hope he is suffering wherever he is. This one wey jail don full for UK mk dem chain am for oak tree. No release o.

When is the by-election for his seat?
RomanceRe: Don't Ask Her If She's A Virgin. (do This Instead) by missjekyll: 9:09pm On Mar 28, 2025
lovediehatelive:
. answer simple question, would you prefer a fairly used or brand new phone?


A woman's value is in her purity.

And you trying to compare men and women doesn't hold any ground.


Men and women can never be equal. Never the same.

When you married your wife, did you pay for her head or she paid for yours?

Ladies can fvvkk around all they care, after all it's a free world.

But it doesn't change the fact that a key that can open different padlocks is a Master key, very valuable.


But a padlock that many keys can open is useless.
As your mother is no longer "pure" ,of what use is she? What further value can she add to the world in her fairly used state?

Now don't get offended because these are all terms you have used to describe women. I think they should apply to your mama,no be so?
AutosRe: Gazzuzz Got You Covered by missjekyll: 2:49pm On Mar 28, 2025
Steve246:
His wife
Has she got any training for this? Why should we trust her with our cars? Mechanic Knowhow isn't exactly transmitted by marriage.

Madam, what are your credentials?

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