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bharkarh:
cos I promise you phone and I eventually no give you no mean say I hate you. Why you self no graduate with first class? Anyway, I go reason you good phone before you go sexvice.

Harinholar:
.....d gods must see 2 diz den....e don pass ma power

ademasta:
You shorgbaeh naim u dey disturb my harinholar?

Neduzze5:
Lau gini?
Lautech ko, Lagtech ni!!
Biko shebi you dey one WhatsApp group like that?

ademasta:
Harinholar oya respond to this crap

bharkarh:
lol...e tink say na kiosk we dey talk abt

Neduzze5:
O boy, be like say ah know you from somewhere

ademasta:
Oya take the directives to Amina508... Alhaja wey sabi!

bharkarh:
me go build shopping mall for you. Where u want ademasta see loan kolet? He dan tell u already say na shop e fit build u.

Harinholar:
....seriously, diz guy can smile ooo...abi na laugh e dey laugh ni......Mistabiola which1 u dey do?...#smile#

ademasta:
Freshest plot dedicated to Donasere...paddy mi to sure! I go build Harinholar's shop close to Donasere house to keep bharkarh and mistabiola at arms length

ademasta:
Haaaaaa, Harinholar mi i am sooooo sorry, i neva knew d joni wud take me so long, i actuali went for the gooness and betterment of the family... I miss u so much! Hop mistabiola no disturb you sha, and dem olami, bharkarh and co... Haters be like make bareeze blow make dem see fowl yansh, but dem no knw say fowls don dey wear legginag, bum shots.... Dia plan be say make i no com back but God pass dem. Donasere paddy my, the one and only family friend i confide in, the only person with wch i can leave my harinholar and travel and nothin infidelious will happen. Thank you brother.
Harinholar mi i knw u don miss me weller, but dnt worry i am back gidigba.

Harinholar:
....see mi see jesus ooooo.....u guyz don't av anytin 2 say ba.....

theSpark:
For your mind

Harinholar:
.....let dem knw naw ooooo...nt just a ordinary shop oooo....A BIG SHOPPING COMPLEX.....

chimajii:

chimajii:

jemimaa01:
this early morning.lol

Faithluv5:
Marcelinho,morning o. How was ur nyt? Hope u slept gud. Morning * sole controller,whodohgeepee,mistabiola and my fellow nairalanders. Una doooooooooo.

chimajii:
Morning,Meeting me is very easy, since am a major Irawo..u just have to pay my appearance fee, and we're Good to go.

Gazaliah:
See dis JJC...Na me ur dey reply with DAT


I can see that you hardly respect elders...You don dey disrespect me.....I was thinking you are responsible,that's why I gave you a nice welcome....


Don't worry,your juniors go also disrespect you...lets see who get leg pass.

NB:Don't quote dis ooooo Or else na Thunder go fire you..

#PurnishmentForDisrespectingElder

princeshiloh:
Yawns... are you guys still here.... i hope nobody has touched my callup number or my chosen state... cos.am like the 1315 person to register on that portal.. so i no go hear say d state don full

gbest58:
AYO goes to the ATM and withdraws all his money. Then goes inside the same bank and deposits the same money he withdrew telling the bank officer that, my money is not safe outside in the ATM...people are just withdrawing anyhow and they can end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank, please . Smile!!!!!! #ItsANewDay# GoodMorn

theSpark:
Good morning! Have a great day! Which states did you selected?

chimajii:

Allsmyles:
All d states re begining to re-open oh (abi na re-appear). Tnk God I didn't rush to register yestaday.
Cc:
Hilsocial
Aare2050
Elmisti
***modified***
Nd I jst scored a goal

debeejay:
If e no b adamasta e no fit b lyk adamasta

Harinholar:
...I dey one side dey observe jaree.....I dey look 4 ademasta, abi u help mi see am?

donasere:
****yawns****


Nobody here today


Where dem nyt crawlers dem...


**goes through thread closing windows n doors** na chimajii work be dis ooo


**hears heavy soundtrack from harinholar and ademasta room!!.....**ah ah ah........yes babe....*** u go fear nyt vigil oo



Walks down the hallway and hears anoda faint soundtrack...dese CMs dey pray gan oo...

**finds out its mistabiola and aminat508...**mmmm....hmmm....oh goooood**.....shey na prayer be dis?



hawire1 always dozing off with dis 2005 coke in his hands!...**closes door and works away**


Goes to the basement and sees dossylvanus passed out as usual with plantain in his hands!!!....silver back!


Inhales dat unmistakable smell!.....and follows it.....it could only lead to one place...
Elmistis balcony...physika is also here with Donpsymon aare2050 and gazaliah.....una no dey see nyt for eye

**puffs flavored weed 3 times***

Moves back down....sees lifeisguhdand ijekul passed out in the lobby again...,**na only dia two sabi where dem dey come from**






***finally drapes self in white and appeases the gods***





***finally retires back to penthouse*** omo na sleep sure pass!

Harinholar:
Morning e- family how was your night....I belief ademasta nd donsere don dey church....Mistabiola hw was ur nite with aminat508........sha remember 2 free d alaja nd go 2 church cos 2much of evritin is not gud ooo.....Happy sunday gbogbo ile