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Gazaliah:
Na autocorrect jare

I thought as much

Gazaliah:
Na how many we be


He is not my match................The person wet no get brain to think.


Shior

Are you from Swahili

elmisti:
Nha, I went to technical skul and obtained a degree....aboki

Lmaooooo

elmisti:
Am not a doctor...am a healer.....doctors threat, I elmisti, I heal

Threat ko, threatening ni ...... Are you really a Graduate

donasere:
Oya ooo!!!......d lautech doc don dey inspire peepz ooo

Welcome on board hun!

[quote author=elmisti post=37893605]

After reading IsraeloMojisola post on dis thread,its high time I formally introduce my humble self . I am Mistabiola CEO (Mistabiola Group Of Companies), a management and accounting Graduate 4rm LAUTECH, my choice of states---- Ogun, Edo, kwara in dat order. Oya physika don't dull....

Israelomojisola:
After reading more dn a thousand pages on dis thread,its high time I stopped being a ghost reader and partake in d fun. I am Israel Omojisola, a medical physiologist 4rm LAUTECH, my choice of states---- akwaibom, enugu and FCT abuja in dat order. Wish every1 of us d best in our deployment in Jesus name,Amen.

Straight to Enugu by Sulaimon Gbadegeshin VC

dossylvanus:
Your opinion, and it doesn't matter.

Soyedele1:
My Jamb ends with GE and they uploaded GF. so the status says' Error is Jam Registration Number(Contact your institution) You can not register". they rectified it immediately and the status changed to Your data has been uploaded successfully.

That's cool bro.... Welcome on board..

Gazaliah:
Your Fada....Thats ur Anthem

That's wicked but he deserves it

Soyedele1:
IF YOU ARE A LADOKITE AND YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR NYSC SENATE VERIFIED LIST, KINDLY GO TO THE BUILDING OFFICE BEHIND NEW ICT(THE WHITE BUILDING). YOU WILL BE ATTENDED TO. I TRAVELLED TO DO MINE TODAY AND IT WAS LESS THAN 2 MINUTES AND IT HAS BEEN RECTIFIED.

Note: Sorry for typing in capital letter

Which problem did help you to solve today? Is it No Record found or jamb registration number error Clarification!!!!

bluish:
Gud evening everyone.
I tried paying online, nd the money was debited, but it's still saying ''click here to make payment'' on my dashboard. No sign of green card anywhere.
Pls what should I do?

Your money will be refunded into your bank account in the next 8 working days... Go and make another transaction, preferably with another ATM card.

susskid:
Civil engineering

Mgt &Acct

susskid:
Naxoo

Wagbayi bro!!! dept........

mobi18:
lol,yimu for u... hahan,make i no serve my country ni.. buh u know say tru tru,u old pass me ooo...u na baba agbalagba... na d affidavit sef dey mk camp sweet

donxab:
Forget FBN! That analogue bank wey dey use tethered network from Techno P2.

Lmaooooo #WickedGuy

aybodunde:
Pls hw many states are we to pick during the registration

3 states from 3 Geo political zones, excluding your state of residence and your school state

mobi18:
lol....wen u comot dat okada? abi u still dey dere, i don comot dat place since last year

This old woman self wan go service, after Affidavit #JustCheckedYourPics hehehe

donxab:
first bank wont work

Bet y

Ladokites Turn Up ...... Best University in Nigeria as @last night

presher:
reg is how mch ova there

Reg is just #500..... That's the fixed price, report them to the NYSC via their call line if they ask for more!!!

lrmushh:
Thanks for the reply
I got a gtb atm too but not used both for any one line transaction.. so wanna know if I can use Gtb for the first time.??

Not one line oooooo...... It's online transaction

author=katniss post=37830445]Please is anybody having this issue? I've been trying to register since morning but it keeps saying no record found. I checked senate list again but I saw one email associated with my account and I don't know the email. I haven't registered before. I checked it on Google now but it doesn't exist. As at Monday the Senate list showed that my details had been uploaded successfully. Please what I do? Can anybody help?

Contact your SAO asap...

Gazaliah:
Tear the GREEN card and Abuse NYSC DG..


Bro,na joke oooo.
..Since it not above 30years of age,you will correct it wen you get to camp.


Cheerz

Badtguy

bwiizy92:
Guys pls my firstname was changed to my middlename from the institution or Nysc and I was nt able to edit it....should I have cause to worry about

You have no cause to worry, but you will have to do Affidavit after the completion of your service year

CuteMaryJ:
The Redeemed Evangelical Mission (Trem) General Overseer Bishop Mike Okonkwo had his birthday today at the church headquarters. The birthday was graced by Dignitaries of the nation, including the Vice president and Governor of Lagos state.

But something really disappointing and disrespectful happened, what happened that the person managing @akinwunmiambode Instagram account posted the picture above where he acknowledged only the governor of Lagos state, and tagging the V.P as "Other Dignitaries". Trust Nigerians now, they really bashed him for it, see bashing below...

Source: http://xeroxmag..com.ng/2015/09/gov-ambode-bashed-for-embarrassing-v-p.html

After the bashing

OZAOEKPE:
In saraki's voice,"mere commissioner", Quote me anywhere.


If you believe that osinbajo is a "mere commissioner" click like, but if you believe he's just an errand boy for both tinubu and PMB click share.

If one of your family can attain this height!!! Maybe you'll be more responsible for yourself in terms of picking the right words.

Have a nice day.

leanalyst:
Last time I remembered, he's only appointed GMD of NNPC. IGP was appointed by GEJ & Governor of CBN was appointed by who again, if I remember clearly GEJ. My friend let's call things as we see it, do your maths of his appointments & stop being sentimental.

Worth noting:

Nigeria's 3 main revenue generating agencies:

NNPC: SS/SE Christian
FIRS: SW Christian
CUSTOMS: NE Muslim

Have a nice day.........

notoriousbabe:
dat one too get brain pass you

@firefire



#immature

jaymichael:
The strength you wasted on typing this poo should have instead been used to continue your biafran agitation.
Yorubas are cowards, agreed but your brave fathers that fought the biafran war met their WATERLOO at ORE. IN THE HANDS OF THE "COWARDLY" YORUBA SOLDIERS.
THEY CHASED YOUR. BRAVE WARLORD TO IVORY COAST IN SKIRT AND BLOUSE.
HISTORICALLY THE FOUGHT WARS, CONQUERED AND BUILT EMPIRES BUT YOUR BRAVE TRIBE DID NOT BUILD AN ANT-HILL.
YOUR PEOPLE ARE SO BRAVE AND MORE COURAGEOUS THAT THE RAN AWAY TO THER VILLAGES (WHEN NOTHING WAS PURSUING THEM) TO EAT NGWOGWO AND PALMY DURING OSO ABIOLA RIOTS AND THE COWARDLY YORUBAS STAYED BEHIND.
STATE THAT ONE BATTLE YOUR COURAGEOUS TRIBE HAS WON AGAINST THE COWARDLY YORUBAS?
YORUBAS ARE SLAVES BECAUSE they formed a merger of political parties to send GEJ back to his village and their son is the VP? The Hausas/Fulani (slave masters) have been VP to a Yoruba man so, they are equally our SLAVES too in your warped Analogy. YORUBAS are SLABE MASTERS too in their own rights but your "freeeborn" tribes have always been and will SLAVES to two Slave masters TAFAWA BALEWA/AZIKIWE
SHAGARI/EKWUEME
BASHIR TOFA/UGOH
the second are the IJAWS who will forever be your SLAVE MASTERS. They fought against and jeopardize your Biafran dreams. Seized your properties in the Niger Delta during and after the war. Used you as errand boys to campaign for GEJ (whose ANUS your elders still kill themselves to lick) during the last election.
You still need the support of your SLAVE MASTERS in the SS to achieve your IPOB ambition that you have to include them in your phantom biafra land.
Isn't it IRONIC that Your "courageous " and "free born" tribe cannot stand on their own ALONE?

Wicked