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[size=8pt]A story that i read about a swiss woman that married a Kenyan man "because of Love at fist sight". it's simply UNBELIEVABLE.
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Paccy is the my best rapper Now and FOREVER.

PEACE

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper withfire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such away that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculinewill-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ,

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes beforemarriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do notread.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can bedone together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself duringlife, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell insuch a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from EiffelTower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the lastletter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand beforeelections and your Confidence after.

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you with his bills.

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I think flashing is my eleventh LAW that mustn't be broken, It drives me crazy especially when you do not have an idea who's calling you besides it's a "WEAPON OF MASS DISTRACTION"

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Got party ammunition for those tryin to surprise me (surprise!)
It's a celebration and everyone should invite me
Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes (blaow!)
                                                                            Ludacris

In a throwback jersey, with the throwback nikes
I know you probably seen me with Cash Money from back in the days
The only thing changed is the numbers on the range
I bought me an old school and blew out the brains
The Roc the Mic tour, I threw off my chain
My sprewell's spinning man, I'm doing my thing
And whodi now in trouble now that you in the game
Come on now, we all know gold is getting old
The ice in my teeth keep the crystal cold
G-Unit homie, actin' like yall don't know
Look, I can't even walk through the mall no more
I just pull up, get out, and get all the hoes
They never seen doors lift up on a car before
Don't be mad at me dog, that's all I know
That's how to show these fougaisies how it's supposed to go
                                                                           Young buck (G-Unit)

Who walk through the Whithouse without a business suit?
                                                                             The Game