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In Speed Darlington's voice
"What I thought, is not what it is."

kenonze:
This must be Umuahia .
Umuahia is still the best planned city in the entire SE and SS.

see story? Please stop deceiving yourself

Pastor John and his ministerial gang barge into my compound like they've come to arrest the devil, himself. �
On seeing him, I run out to meet them, a huge smile on my face. �
"Pastor John! Pastor John! Wait fess!"�
"Ah! Bro Mitch!" he says in his croaked voice, "you're the reason why we have come, the Lord directed us to you."�
"Ehen? Pastor I have good news o!" �
"What is it bro Mitch?"�
"You wee not believe it! I have found Jesus!" �
Pastor John utterly surprised �, "can I hear a resounding hallelujah, somebori!"
"Hallelujah!" his ministerial gang exclaims, while I clapped my hands hysterically and shine my white teeth. �
"Bro Mitch! If you know how much I have fasted and prayed for you!" Pastor John says. "So finally, you have given your life to christ?!"
(Disclaimer alert!) "No o! Oti o! I did not give my life to Jesus o! I only found him, he has been hiding under my bed all this while!"
Pastor John boiling with anger, � "thunder fire you! Mitch! I say thunder fire you!" He turns around and storms towards the gate, his ministerial gang trotting behind him.
"But it's true na... Pastor John, you wee nor come and carry Jesus?" He points a clenched fist � at me and slams the gate behind him.
"Erm... Bros J, eez like you wee kontinu staying under the bed o!"
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