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VivaDeAngelo:
How do I get this your memes without screenshot?

thorpido:
He used a plank which serves as an instrument.He then applied force making use of the law of motion.

thesicilian:
They've all been expecting him to be assassinated since yesterday, even CNN

J3RK:
So because it is a forum, he can now bring all his problems here?? How can he be asking us how to break up with his gf?? Were we their when he wooed her?? Mehn.. You and sense are enemies

ogtavia:
hehehe....i still beg to differ....it doesn't have to be about sex all the time

ogtavia:
hehehe....i still beg to differ....it doesn't have to be about sex all the time

ogtavia:
last year after NYSC,a friend of mine came over when she left her PPA and came to stay with me cos she was looking for a job in the state where I lived...in fact, I had a female friend to pair her with but she refused saying she would only be comfortable staying with me...so she stayed a little over a month...I am team #nosexbeforemarriage so it never even crossed my mind that anything would happen...initially we had no issues but along the line she became a real pain in the A and became so annoying...she picked up anything I said and started a quarrel with it wherein she insulted me and I kept quiet...bear in mind,she was the first person I met when I got into UNI,my buddy from secondary school was her family friend so he introduced her to me,when I came to know her in school initially she showed glimpses of aggressiveness but I thought she was only being playful.... well,she had a sister in that same town but refused to stay with her...anything I said made her angry...I cooked,cleaned,washed while she watched movie,ate and slept..i would go to work,come back and still cook...during the rare occasions where she cooked or cleaned,i knew an insult session was coming....she is my agemate,i nearly asked her to leave but couldn't,..on a good day she is really nice but on those terrible days...she becomes a monster.....we slept on the same bed since I lived in a studio apartment....but a time came when she on her own decided to sleep on the couch and sometimes lay a mattress on the floor and slept....finally finally she announced she was leaving and I was so relieved....till today most of my friends never believe I had nothing intimate to with her....i had no lady in my life then,i didn't know about her....she is pretty,great figure and all that,but I just wasn't attracted to her and if I ever was, I never would act on it...there was a time I travelled and post poned my return but forgot to tell her, when I came in at night,she was soo madd but didn't say a word,i noticed so I kept quiet ,she had cooked so while eating I playfully her asked why she didn't even call to ask me how my trip had been and when I would finally return ... even though we spoke while I was away and she even mailed me a document I forgot....she really exploded....she said many things,one thing she said that shocked me was when she asked me why I expected her to call when she wasn't my girlfriend or sexually attracted to me,i could only keep quiet and stare at her....when she was done,i quietly said sorry,...a short while after that,she left......

madridguy:
So because they're hustler now you referred them as EDO people if an award is won by them you call them Nigerian living in Italy.

NL mods, you guys need to note this. One Nigeria.

menwongo:
This just rubber snake. Which of the python have such colour?

dunkem21:
Better to swallow my comment

Oga, na for sale? Cold dey that our side well well

megainvest:
... or him pocket where the money to buy the huge fish come from?

ak33n:
sorry.. it's 123 episodes..

idris4r83:
Likewise myself, I love teaching chemistry but there's no time for that. I can teach chemistry for free and I've developed methods overtime for simplifying chemistry to aid understanding. But my work has made it impossible to impact this knowledge to people. The thing is government need to make teaching as lucrative as any other big profession and sound minds won't bother earning a livelihood from teaching. If doctors, engineers and bankers will be collecting over 100k per month I wonder what stops teachers from earning the same.

caukerzee:
Well it goes like this; I met this girl some months ago. I instantly had a liking for her reason being that she looked so much like an old friend. We got talking and as time went on, feelings began to set it. I made my intentions clear to her about wanting to date her and she was like "let's see how it goes". We hung out a couple of times, from the signs I was getting it became obvious that she was intrested in me.
One night we got chatting on whatsApp after we came back from an outing. I asked her: "hope you had fun today? " she replied: "yes. Thanks for making my day. It was generally a good day except that I'm having issues with my boyfriend ". ["Did I just hear boyfriend ?"; I said in my mind] Trying to play it cool I said: "Sorry about that". At this point I told many thoughts began to cross my mind. Not wanting to be a girlfriend snatcher I let it pass. We continued chatting. After a few convos she asked me: "Hope you're not hurt ?" "About?" (Pretending not to know what she was talking about ): I replied. "About the boyfriend stuff? "
"Nah...why should I?"
"But I have feelings for you and would have really like if we could work out I'm sorry ".
"Now I'm going to cry in my pillow for weeks (I said jokingly )".
"Lol. You're funny ".
"Do me a favour ".
"what ?"
"You're going to be responsible for getting me the second most beautiful and amazing girl now that I can not have you".
"Lol ".
Long story short, she began trying to convince me to give it a try. Telling me how her boyfriend stays outside town and how they only see once in a while. I let her know that I can't share my woman with another man, how I can't be the side guy. She kept insisting telling me to trust her. I still let her know that more than affection I need comitment and how it's impossible to be commited to two people and all the emotional baggage that comes with it (having witness a similar scenario ). She told me to pretend I didn't know about another man in her life. She kept insisting. I then asked: "If you have a boyfriend what that make me?"
"Boyfriend": she replied. We kept going back and forth about the scenario until I told her to forget it as I cannot be a "Backup plan". She claimed I did not care about her feelings.
The following evening her roommate called me asking me what I did to her friend and how she had been crying all evening. I felt bad and asked to meet so we could talk things over. I eventually agreed to date her giving her the following terms :
1. That she figures which of us she's going to continue with and a day will come when she has to decide or it's over.
2. That she never brings him up whenever we're together.
She was very happy and took the offer. Things got off to a great start. Time went on and we increasingly got fon of each other.
The first day we kissed, she told me she was feeling guilty. Trying not to be a drama queen, I reacted cooly. I just reminded her about our agreement of not bringing stuff like that up. She cries any time we have sextet and as time went on I made her feel comfortable about sex.
The relationship went on. We had fights, we reconciled every time like every other normal relationship.
A few days ago when she was supposed to leave town to her family for the Christmas, we had our goodbye sex and all that. We said our 'byes' and 'i miss you(s)' & parted ways. Latter that evening, she called me and was crying over the phone. I told her to calm down and tell me what the matter was. She told me that what she did with me earlier in the day, she did with the other guy. My heart shattred. I was so furious and didn't know what to say. I just ended the call. She kept calling and texting to apologise saying she won't bring him up again and that she needed someone to talk to at that point that's why she called. Ignored her for a while then I replied her; if she wants us to work out, she we have to meet up and talk about our relationship should be ideally. But she seems not to be able to make up her mind. I feel this is a typical case of trying to eat your cake and have it.
What do I do?

cstr19:
This girl is fiiine.
Tekno hit that thing like the true Nwafor that you are.
May amadioha give you stamina.

mayoor15:
The BBC reported in September 2006 that Governor Duke was the only governor specifically mentioned as not being under investigation by the federal Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (Four other governors were also reported as not under investigation but their names were not released.).....wikipedia is you friend, am not from his region but I love him so much for who he is.

Drienzia:
And this how I spent my day

prince985:
Just like fire by pink(Alice in Wonderland theme song)
if i hear anybody say "pana" i swear, I'm going to scream
d song is trash
dat individual dat said "made away by Travis Greene" is a very foolish idiot