₦airaland Forum

If I should choose the body I'd like to have, obviously: Na A I go choose.
Gnash and boobs na wetin get Nigerian woman be that. Lol
Wetin bobo want hold for slimmy? Skin and bones? Lol, I don die.
No offence to any slimmy ooo! I just dey talk. Anyway i be slimmy too... I'm looking forward into adding some weight but... My metabolism no one hear.
(P.S no be me write "Bosoms" na Nairaland commot wetin I been write).

Me and addictions? Ewooo. Dey plenty no be small.
-I'm addicted to pounded yam and egusi (Give me this one and I will give you both my eyes. I love this food die!)
-I'm addicted to books. (I can start reading a book now and glue my self to it for the next 24 hours, if the story is super interesting. And when I mean 24 hours, I mean 24 hours: I even forget to eat.)
-I'm addicted to sleeping. (My mum knows ooo! Infact, she says I can sleep under water).
-I'm addicted to anime/manga's (Japanise cartoons and books. I fantasize on them alot, true talk.)
-I'm addicted to biting my lips. (The under lip expecially, sometimes my friend will be with me and she's like: "Heyyy, your lip is bleeding ooo!" lol.)
-I'm addicted to falling for older men (I forbid you to think anything naughty or bad. It's just the way I am. And I'm still very young ooo... But, I don't know... I just easily fall for men that go from 30 to 40 years of age. Last year I fell for me teacher, He did not know, though.)
-I'm addicted to writing (I loooove writing! I'm currently writing two books at a time. Not in english though.)
-I'm addicted to Spanish telenovelas (Since I understand the language, I follow them in Spanish and I'm in love with them, lol.)
What else??
Oh yeah...
-I'm addicted to languages (I love almost all kind of languages. I can speak Spanish, French, my language which is yoruba, portoguese and Italian cause I live in Italy... Also learing Dutch now.)
Okay... I Have many more addictions but not the patience to list them all. Lol.

On my opinion... It's kind of a 50/50 chance...
You can find a woman who tells you the truth just as much as you can also find a woman who keeps secrets.
I think it's depending on the type of woman you are looking for...
But anyway I think it's more common for men to meet with women who keep secrets... It's just nature.
It's almost hard to find a woman who can tell you a whole truth. I mean, for someone to meet a woman that can tell you the truth on her past, and everything... It's really, and I mean really, hard to find. Most of them will just tell you that there's nothing much to know, or just replace their past with a better story. That's what I think.

Mmm for me, Yoruba na easy thing I beg.
I be Yoruba on my father's side and, I go talk true: NO BE SAY I GBORO FOR THE LANGUAGE, but for me to be a Yoruba babe, I sabi am quite alright. I sabi the modern yoruba, by modern yoruba I mean the one that's kind of mixed with english beacuse for me to say I can speak it very well be say, I sabi the original traditional yoruba language, and that's not my case lol.
Wetin I dey try to talk be say, dey no born me for Nigeria but I still sabi am a bit.
Not to talk of people when be Igbo, and them dey stay Lagos or any other Yoruba land, they still learn it.
No matter wich yoruba land yo dey, e no hard: You go just dey learn am some how.
Even if you no dey Yoruba land and you help your self with internet or any friend that can speak it, once you hear a word: You don memorize am bit that.
Na very easy thing. And Btw it's also a very popular language, yoruba no hard at all.

Endtime1, I suppose no Ijebu too...But I nevah sabi the yoruba well, na Ijebu I won come learn lol.

On my father's part I'm from Oghere Remo in Ogun state. While from my mother's part I'm from Delta state.

Thanks, Efemena.
I never really bothered to ask and you may also think it's strange but am not sure, maybe south? I'll ask and then tell you.
Yeah thanks for the correction, my mum knows both, so she really doesen't alway specify whil teaching me.

All yoruba people: Ema bo o! Let's talk!
What do you think of this thread for people that can speak yoruba but maybe don't know it very very well?
Like me for example, I can speak it but Jesus Christ if you hear my accent ... You would think I'm an oyinbo, if not for my skin color.
So anyone who knows the language perfectly: Coming o!
Words, phrases and greetings, anything would help!
Also don't mind knowing from what part of yoruba land you come from: I'm from Ogere remo in ogun State, only from my father's part and for the fact that I was born outside Nigeria, detarmines my poor yoruba (accent and some phrases)
Also if you want to talk about you favourite yoruba dish, that's welcomed also!

Una weldone o. I don read all una discussions and must say: It really helped.
I'm Yoruba on my father's side, while Delta state from my mother's. Infact my mum's mixed: Half uhrobo, half isoko.
I sabi my papa language, I fit speak am well, make I talk so.
But the thing when dey hard me na my mama language: Isoko and Uhrobo. I no sabi the language at all.
For house na so so yoruba I dey here them speak, and my mother teaches me very little of Isoko, not much at all.
All I can say in Isoko is:
-Migwo (its a greeting)
-Vre do. (response of an elder to the greeting)
-Keria (sit down)
-Oghene (God)
-Wosobo ran or something like that I no want disgrace myself for here (Should me wash your hands, if I'm not making a mistake)
-Riso da me (an insult my mother oftenly says when she's angry lol and even though I think I know, I ain't gonna say the meaning cause I'm sooo ashamed lol)
-Gna(go)
-Unu (Mouth)
Then maybe I know other little words like this but nothing else.
I really wanna learn to speak it, cause I love the language and I love my mum's tribe and culture! I'm ashamed I can't speak it!
Isoko and Uhrobo wadooo!