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mine is i wana fu-ck u.

op
let c ur pic,
seeing is believe in

am not married yet.

cos we now live 4 better 4 better.

op
who said so?

both of u re fooling ur self

op
so dis is ur owm imagination and ur fancy,
grow up.

i the pen*s, hereby request a raise in salary 4 d following reasons:
1. I do physical labor
2. I work at great depths
3. I plunge head first into everything i do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holiday off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures, often convulse and throw up.
8. My work exposes me 2 contagious diseases.
Yours sincerely
P . Niss

5 friends live in 1 apartment:
their names were: mad, brain, fool, somebody and nobody.
Somebody killed nobody at d time brain waz in d bathroom mad called d police station.
police said: what is
d matter?
Mad said: somebody killed nobody.
Police said: re u maid.
Maid said: yes, i am maid.
Police said: do u have a brain ?
Mad said: brain is in d bathroom.
Police said: u re a fool!
Maid said: no sir fool is reading dis text.

op
did u tell ur mum ur problem?

i have watch dis movie.

money is talking