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E get one girl eh
she fine well well eh
her name na princess eh- Timaya, save the children or so i don forget

Plus you need a scratch card!

The direct website doesn't go through so all you need to do is go to http://google.com search for "jamb result" the first website that comes up click on it.

Check http://jambonline.org

shotster50:
@ Tessy, please stop peddling your effing wasted website here.

lmfba haha!

He hasn't been in Nigeria!
/Shitt, he's missin/

WICKED BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dey come make i check whether update dey for twitter

Genuflect:
Naija, we don't really know the worth of what we have

No mind dem. 2face na legend oo.
Mary J blidge wowo well o.
KAI!

anoda link// pls

wavin flag: mi banky k'naan

THankU very Much, . My boy is now happy

Ifeanyi Ja pls help me also I am having the same problem

I'm tryin to print out my slip, but it is printing a blank page, helpp

Mistake

If nigerian kids were to be writing GCSE, everyone will be in universities

The following questions and answers were collected from last year's
> GCSE exam results in Swindon. These are genuine responses!! (from 16
> year olds)!
>
> Geography
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
> drink. > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
> large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
> tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
> and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
> fight.
>
>
> Sociology
> Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
> A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
>
> Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
> A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
>
> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
>
> Biology
> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
>
> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
>
> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: What is artificial insemination?
> A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
>
> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax
> the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax
> contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
> five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
>
> Q: What is the Fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> A: Nearby.
>
> Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
> A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
>
> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
> A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
>
> Q: What is a seizure?
> A: A Roman emperor.
>
> Q: What is a terminal illness?
> A: When you are sick at the airport
>
> Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
> A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like
> umbrellas.
>
>
> English
> Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its
> meaning.
> A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
>
> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
>
>
> Technology
> Q: What is a turbine?
> A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head.

Cannon should be ashamed of himself! Eminem rocks jor! How can a 29 year old man be defending his 40 year old wife, the most stupid celebrity marriage yet

Cannon should be ashamed of himself! Eminem rocks jor! How can a 29 year old man be defending his 40 year old wife, the most stupid celebrity marriage yet

Ogagusps3 if dem catch you! You go pay die

People come out and say "i wrote very well" when they see the result they say "i don't know what happened but i wrote well". May it not be your portion.

Tosin na maga
genuflect na maga
pheesayor na maga
everybody except me be maga

VOR:
Where was God during the recent air-crash in Russia
which killed 96 people including the Polish president?
Or for that matter, where was he during every other
air-crash that has ever happened?

He forgives you for you know not what you do.
God, we are sorry.

Guru, a the pioneering Gang Starr rapper who pushed hip-hop to new boundaries by blending thumping beats with jazz rhythms, has died. He was 43.

The rap star, whose real name is Keith Elam, died after a long battle with cancer, his longtime professional partner DJ Premier said.

Guru's death came two months after he suffered a heart attack and was hospitalized in New York. He reportedly fell into a coma after undergoing surgery.

Guru rocketed to stardom in the late 1980s when he partnered with DJ Premier to create the group Gang Starr.

The partnership helped define East Coast rap, with its complex, socially-conscious lyrics and jazz-heavy samples.

In the 1990s, Guru received further acclaim for his solo albums dubbed "Jazzmattaz," which featured collaborations with such jazz sensations as Branford Marsalis and Donald Byrd.

On his Web site, DJ Premier published a letter purportedly written by Guru, which stands for Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal.

"I write this with tears in my eyes, not of sorrow but of joy for what a wonderful life I have enjoyed and how many great people I have had the pleasure of meeting," the letter reads.
Na wa oh.

Release date: 24th April
Source: A JAMB official.

:/ Bad Network

gmailer:
I Love Eminem, even if i dont go checking or waiting on what he has cooking,
Love his rap, though extremely dissing sometimes,

still got this line stuck in my head
"Success is my only motherf*king option, failure's Not" - Mockingbird

Genuflect, this gmailer just killed my evening.

gmailer:
I Love Eminem, even if i dont go checking or waiting on what he has cooking,
Love his rap, though extremely dissing sometimes,

still got this line stuck in my head
"Success is my only motherf*king option, failure's Not" - Mockingbird

Genuflect, this gmailer just killed my evening.

He is. Banky W is the best. No competition.

Dis song na F9! Which kain rubbish be dis? Even my grandmum raps better

WOW!!! I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS.
1- He switched on his computer
2- Connected to the internet
3- Typed in www.nairaland.com in his browser
4- Logged in
5- Clicked on Family
6- Clicked on New Topic
7- Typed in "Nigerians are f@cked up people" as title
8- Typed in "Nigerians are f@cked up people" as body
9- Uploaded a kid with her middle finger up.
10- Posted it.
11- Logged out and went to bed.

deluxecad:
I smoke weed.

You must be a very nasty boy. Why dont u smoke ur poop at once na

rokiatu:
This funny thread is back alive

Yep!

slim14:
al i tink is wat to du nxt wen i graduated 4m toilet seat! n sumtyms i make cals!

The toilet no dey echo