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 Celebrities › Re: This Annoying Thing About Nigerian Comedians by mojibbz(m): 11:46pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
thatniqqress:Still like bovi and basket mouth thatniqqress: Still like bovi and basket mouth Ehn  thatniqqress:Like seriouslyStill like bovi and basket mouth !!!!! Your opinion tho... |
| Romance › Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by mojibbz(m): 11:15pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
with all them fine lads and lasses like this, i no sure say i go get 3/10 oo..   11 Likes
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| Phones › Re: Bb Z10 Or Samsung Grand2 White Plus 5000 For My Samsung Galaxy S4 by mojibbz(m): 12:35am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Tuljaking:HTC sensation?? |
| Politics › Re: APC And The Hidden Truth by mojibbz(m): 7:06am On Nov 27, 2014 |
what is this one saying  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: She Put Her Number On His Post On Instagram, And Now They're Married (PHOTOS) by mojibbz(m): 3:39pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
badoolee:chai... u dey follow naija boys fight b4 |
| Romance › Re: Wedding Nights by mojibbz(m): 7:24am On Nov 09, 2014 |
#TeamVIRGIN thingz  looking forward to it earnestly..  |
| Politics › Re: Defense Chief Cannot Protect His Own Village From Boko Haram by mojibbz(m): 7:17am On Nov 09, 2014 |
when even the defence chief can't defend his own house... how is he expected to defend his hometown talkmore of the nation ??Khai... and some TANoids will now come here and tell me Jonathan is working... |
| Romance › Re: She Won' T Have Sex With Me by mojibbz(m): 4:28pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Obodo999:In that case, can u simply tell us why tha fuq u are dating her ? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Those Born In August,lets Meet Here by mojibbz(m): 10:30am On Aug 09, 2014 |
Sijo01: You're not alone. I'm 19th too.wow! Thats really cool... Never knew i have a birthday mate on NL sha.... Good to knw |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lets Take A Moment And Appreciate The Leos. by mojibbz(m): 3:56pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
McWhillion: Is today your birthday?oh. Didnt know its for those having theirs today.. Thats cool... Im 19th tho.. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Those Born In August,lets Meet Here by mojibbz(m): 3:53pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Hey guys, guess im the only one ruling 19th here.. Cool  Hey guys, guess im the only one ruling 19th here.. Cool |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Those Born In August,lets Meet Here by mojibbz(m): 3:49pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
hey guys.... Guess im the only one for 19th right?? hey guys.... Guess im the only one for 19th right?? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lets Take A Moment And Appreciate The Leos. by mojibbz(m): 3:46pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
McWhillion: cabali( 38), maxjax, shadys (35 ), lamdec, mez,Hey... How come you ddnt mention my name Im also proudly a 'Leo-nian'...... McWhillion: cabali( 38), maxjax, shadys (35 ), lamdec, mez,Hey... How come you ddnt mention my name Im also proudly a 'Leo-nian'...... |
| Phones › Re: Upgrading Android OS by mojibbz(op): 1:23pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
physise: http://androidcritics.com/how-to-upgrade-lg-g2x-p999-to-android-4-1-1-through-cm10/oh.. Thsnks so much physise... U are a darling... Sorry, no homo... Lol 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Upgrading Android OS by mojibbz(op): 1:22pm On Jan 03, 2014 |
physise: http://androidcritics.com/how-to-upgrade-lg-g2x-p999-to-android-4-1-1-through-cm10/oh.. Thsnks so much physise... U are a darling... Sorry, no homo... 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Upgrading Android OS by mojibbz(op): 5:52am On Jan 03, 2014 |
thanks everyone... its a LG P-999. its been home for quite a while.. just stumbled upon it a couple of days ago and amazed at how fine it works.. |
| Phones › Re: Upgrading Android OS by mojibbz(op): 10:06pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
okay... thanks... the phone is LG P-998... its been at home for a long time... stumbled upon it a couple of days ago, and was amazed it still works fine... |
| Phones › Upgrading Android OS by mojibbz(op): 12:20pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
Good day phone and gadget gurus in the house... Please ppl, i wanna upgrade my android OS 2.3.4 to jelly bean or kitty cat but, here's the problem. I dont have the slightest idea of how to go about it.. please, anybody with useful info should help... Thanks in advance... |
| Health › Re: Possible Solutions To A Sickle Cell Patient's Yellowish Eyes by mojibbz(op): 9:28am On Dec 27, 2013 |
sammyjay76: FOR YELLOWISH EYES INDICATE JAUNDICE IN SCD SIMPLY GET TWO UNRIPE PAWPAW PEEL IT NEATLY AND SOAK IT IN CLEAN WATER AFTER 3 HOURS START TO DRINK IT, TAKE NOTE THE WATER CAN CHANGE AS TIME GOES ON TURNING TO BE LIKE PALM WINE WITHIN 3-4 DAYS.thanks so much.. Will get back to u |
| Health › Re: Possible Solutions To A Sickle Cell Patient's Yellowish Eyes by mojibbz(op): 8:30pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
[quote author=steve_cantrell]You can also do a scleral massage. Put your head up with your eyeball half open pull your eyelid over your eye, push upward slowly. Do it gently, don't squash your eye. I hear it works pretty well.[/quote]thanks... Will try that.. |
| Technology Market › Re: Hot selling Ainol Ax1 Poseidon Quad Core Tab,3G,HDMI now in Nigeria for sale by mojibbz(m): 6:51pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Really cool tab op.. But, does it have java emulator?? |
| Health › Re: Possible Solutions To A Sickle Cell Patient's Yellowish Eyes by mojibbz(op): 4:50pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Nivlin: Yellowish eyes experienced by people living with sickle cell is caused by a build up of a chemical released when the red blood cells die.Thanks man... May God bless |
| Health › Re: Possible Solutions To A Sickle Cell Patient's Yellowish Eyes by mojibbz(op): 9:54am On Dec 14, 2013 |
Please people, anybody with a reasonable information should please help a bro in need. Thanks.. May God bless u as u do so. |
| Health › Possible Solutions To A Sickle Cell Patient's Yellowish Eyes by mojibbz(op): 8:22pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
Good day medical practitioners in the house... As a sickle cell patient, I'll like to ask experts for the possible solutions for the yellowish eyes... Thanks in advance... And MODS, please, front page material... Thanks 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by mojibbz(m): 4:59pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
This guy is one hell of a badoo! More power to ur "GURUSHIP" 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by mojibbz(m): 10:12pm On Dec 12, 2013*. Modified: 10:32pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
Nice topic OP...I dey subscribe sharpaly.. Well done |
| Literature › Re: This Life by mojibbz(op): 6:24pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
It continued "do you think you'll just get this girl for free?? She looks like she's got a lot of class. And moreover, u are a poor boy. How do u expect to cope?" My body got tired as it listened to my mind exchange words with my brain while my brain tries to convince my mind that I could date the girl. My mind continued "okay, I know most of your mates already have girl/boy friends. But, that's not enough reason for you to have one too". My brain replied "I'm not listening to whatever you are trying to tell me now. Just let me be and see how I get into the girls heart". My mind let out a high-pitched mock laughter after which it said "see this mumu boy oo. E be like say you don chop craze sotey you no know wetin u dey talk again. Which girl u wan get into her heart?? My friend, u don high!" My brain was still adamant but he didn't argue with my mind again. I later learnt Tomi had a boyfriend but I still didn't give up on Tomi. I started chatting her up and knowing her better by the day though we never saw each other then. Days passed into months,I started missing Tomi. Always wishing to speak to her. I used to call her almost everyday because of her velvety baby voice which I couldn't resist. I had thoughts of letting myself fall In love the second time but I ignored them. I and Tomi became good friends. We got really close. Most of the time when she gets sad and moody due to her boyfriend's nonchalant attitude towards her. She complained so much to me about him but being the passionate and sensitive person I am, I always advised her to go back since she loves him. While hiding the hurt inside my heart. As days passed by, some of my close friends noticed I was always smiling alone to myself, always checking my phone to see if I had a missed call or message from someone. They started guessing its some girl that's behind the madness I had been displaying lately. They started asking questions. I had no option than to fill them in on what was going on. They started asking me to ask her out but I told them she has a relationship and I advise her to keep it. They rained abuses on me for being so foolish when I could easily take advantage of the situation at hand. I told them that I just want her to be happy with or without me. • • • • • • It's been a year since I met Tomi on the chat app and we were still yet to see each other except through pictures. By then, we could easily pass for a couple if any 'olofofo' reads out chats/messages. I had realised I really loved Tomi. But I never told her. By then I had written my WAEC and passed with a good result. My mum was overwhelmed with joy when she saw my result. She was afraid I might not have made it due to my seemingly nonchalant attitude towards my studies. After my WAEC result, I couldn't scale through my jamb as I was supposed to. I had to apply for a pre-degree programme at FUTMINNA. Towards the end of the year, which is also the time I was supposed to leave Ilorin for Minna, my mum got extremely sick. My mum was a Matron at UITH(University of Ilorin Teaching Hospital). So, going by her experience, she decided she was treating herself at home. She tried all the drugs she knew was going to help her condition. But all to no avail as she was confined to the four corners of her bedroom. "What a world!" I said to myself one day while staying by my mum's sick bed. She was later admitted at UITH for about two weeks before she got discharged on the grounds that nothing was wrong with her. But, while it was obvious that a lot was wrong with her, we couldn't help but to thank God that she got better a bit after her discharge from the hospital. She got better by the day and the whole family was getting happy again. But, did the happiness last long?? Or was it short-lived?? Find out in my next update as you follow me on a short ride in the 'bus' of my life..... |
| Literature › Re: This Life by mojibbz(op): 8:01am On Nov 20, 2013 |
Please people. Anybody reading should please make comments, constructive criticism and or encouragements please. This is my first time writing and It can be really challenging indeed.. Thanks in advance |
| Literature › This Life by mojibbz(op): 7:54am On Nov 20, 2013 |
It was 10.31pm on a Sunday night as I turned on my right side on the bed from my previous spread-eagled position. I was tired from my going around during the day. I wondered why I was yet asleep since about one hour ago I laid on my bed. I brought out my iPhone from under my pillow, unlocked it and stared blankly into it. I scrolled from one menu screen to the other, then I tapped 'photos'. I scanned through the 438 pictures on it. Saw my late mum's pictures and paused. I continued scanning through. Seeing my EX's pictures, I closed the app and locked the phone. I turned to the other side of the bed, brought out my fingers and counted the number of days it's been since October 30th, 2012. It's been 395 days since my mother's painful depart from this world. A tear rolled out of the corner of my eye as I remembered it's been one year + a month since the death of my mother. I tried suppressing it but it's was if I was adding a catalyst. I couldn't hold it any longer. I cried so much that my pillow was getting soaked from my tears. I relaxed a bit and imagined the my 'best friend' which is the pillow consoling me while still getting pissed at me for soaking him in my tears. I took the pillow from under my head and hugged it very tightly. I started saying something about everything getting alright but I stopped abruptly as I remembered my EX again. This time, I didn't ignore the thought this time around. I remembered how seriously close we used to be. I called her name to in my mind 'Tomi'. Saying it out the second time, I sat upright, resting my back on the wall beside my bed. I said to myself "Tomi, why did you destroy 'us' so badly??" My mind flashed back to when I first met Tomi about two years ago on a social networking app. I was in SS2 then at University of Ilorin Secondary School, Ilorin. A renowned secondary school in Ilorin. Before then, I did some of my junior classes at a different school. 'LIC' as it was called then by our set of students because we were the pioneer set of the school. Tomi was my junior at LIC, I never knew her though. Not until I met her on the social networking app. I remembered chatting up Tomi. Her responses weren't so rude but, they weren't encouraging either. On learning that she was attending LIC, I went to check her profile details. On checking her profile picture, I saw what I could have easily described as the most attractive girl I've seen in recent times. I shook the thought off and said in my mind that "go jhor, u can't be this attractive jare". But then, asked myself "what if I was just trying to fool myself ". "What if she is even more attractive than I've seen in the picture??" There and then I talked to myself "I'm dating this girl jare". My other mind told me that "what if she rejects you? You know you are a learner when it comes to 'toasting' and dating. You better hold yourself and forget about any girl. "Hmm, you are saying the truth o" I reasoned with my mind. "But, how do u know she will reject me But notwithstanding, I will still try. I know what to do. I will go slow and steady. Yes!" I said to myself. "See how ugly u look. And u expect her not to reject u? My friend, u must be joking with your stupid, damn self. Plus u are not so rich. You are just an average nigger whose mum seizes his phone every 3 months. So, you see??" My mind argued back. I knew I wasn't winning the little imaginative battle between me and my mind, but in other to save myself, my day and my time from destruction, I stopped listening to my mind or so I thought and brought out my headset, plugged it in my phone and started playing music. But my mind doesn't give up so easily whenever we have our imaginary 'fight', it continued.... |
| Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by mojibbz(m): 10:52am On Nov 13, 2013 |
[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Nairaland don reject ur ugliness.. Y ur pinshures no show[/quote]I still dey wonder oo... Chai!!! Chineke! Ha don die! |
