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WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part omf their body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.
23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.
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dickrider:
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Anambra is the second poorest state in the east after ebonyi. Food theft is now enormous in anambra as a result of no salaries

1 are you aware that anambra recently increased salaries at a tym wen other states cannot pay salary. I don't know the basis with which you term a state poor but it would interest you to know that developmental project are going on in those areas esp anambra

dickrider:
Useless governor owing workers in anambra over 8 months salary and traveling everywhere to take pictures. No wonder the southeast looks like stone age. Their leaders are clueless

I can bet my 7" dick that you don't know where anambra is on the map of Nigeria. propaganda king. make research B4 writing nonsense about government. for your information anambra isn't ekiti.
anambra pays B4 due date
anambra can pay upfront to you on request
anambra is cash solid. if you doubt me ask the common sense senator Bmb
you need to pay a visit to awka enugu owerri or another city in the east. you wouldn't write this against my brothers from the east
willie is working has won two prestigious awards in his two years in office a: silver bed man of the year b: sun best governor for last
are you aware east side is the best?
guy you f *
up
anambra people and south easterners show me love, hit like

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tsamson:
But why didnt she wanna travel to U.S

so you think she doesn't have better things to do with her tym than to travel to the US, just to prove to you n that lunatic Fayose wrong?
1. has she cancelled any of her trip to the us?
2. if she travels to the Us you and your likes including the lunatic governor would say she is wasting public funds?
3. please communicate to your follow lunatic and tell us what you want ok?

tomorrow she would call Rihanna a ritualist. sorry for her. this one no be my gentle daddy G .O wey keep you quite. obviously he knows your mental drugs are finished
This white people may not have her medical history!!!!
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PussySandie:
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Husband snatcher, biko gboso.. Make una run far away abeg

you can lie. may amadioha help your community. only few days ago you posted here on nairaland how you had grt X with a fellow Ndler. may ogun help you as you receive sense

normal. been happening since 40AD

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Op this Governor table scatter Walahi

used key points to prepare in my days

Dem Mama Boss

KnightRod:
Buhari doesn't have interesting quotes too?

all of u mentioning Buhari, would he ever call your name? just thinking aloud

I dey wait for more tori!!

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incase we make Fp. I will let my views known

Wetin you dey penetrate young man above mi!!

who cares?

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Emmatdayo:
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but wait oo, Nigerians can lie oo, how can this guy claim to be 23

if the is 23 then am 16

Wetin you dey book? hope not 2nd to comment cos dat wld be hilarious. lolz

Emmatdayo:
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but wait oo, Nigerians can lie oo, how can this guy claim to be 23

if the is 23 then am 16

Wetin you dey book? hope not 2nd to comment cos dat wld be hilarious. lolz

patchsk:
Buhari bu a fool.

ipod spotted. n wat r u?

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I'm back after making Fp.
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Perhaps, the most laughable comment I have seen on social media in recent time is "Let APC continue to misbehave. In 2019, we will chase them out like we did the PDP in 2015. I am dusting my PVC in preparation for 2019".
If you are one of those who masturbate these words, I can only say," Sorry sorry o (Femi Kuti, 1999).
Ogbeni, smell the coffee and wake up to the reality of life. All spiritual factors held constant (Anonymous, 1856) and unless Buhari dies, he will remain president till 2023.
The reasons are as follows:
(1) In the 2015 polls, the card reader "prevented" rigging as it was believe that no matter how you rigged, once the votes do not tally with the collation done by the car readers, it was an exercise in futility. So, even in places rigging occurred(I no mention Kano for this list o), it was "a hankali". With the Supreme Court decisions in Abia an Rivers thast the Electoral Act 2010 I not recognise the carreader, it means that your hope on your PVC is as useless as the"P" in psychology, the "AY" in okay and headphones in a nightclub. I had earlier opined that following the hue and cry over the Supreme Court decision in Abia and Rivers, the APC being the majority in the NASS and being in charge of the executive arm of government would commence moves to amend the Electoral Act to recognise car readers. But, the Bleep, who would wanna be that stupid when they hope to enjoy that benefit in 2019?
I hope we all saw how bloody the rerun elections in Rivers were? Having seen that card readers were useless, it was a case of rig with all you can. With the time frame provide for the petitioner to establish his case and the fact that the law that you must prove electoral malfeasance in all the polling units still in place, the goal is rig and go and sleep. If with card readers, Kano recorded a 100 % on voters, you can imagine what it would look like if there are no card readers in 2019.
(2) Na the smell of mess dem take dey know how shit go be (Aristotle, 2002). With the way Highneck has been rechristened Inconclusive National Electoral Commission under this regime. With respect, our Electoral commissions (FEDECO, NEC, NECON,INEC) have never been this incompetent as far as I can remember. Sadly, it is basically the same staff that had been working for them all the while. If INEC cannot conclusively conduct an election into a federal constituency and declare results in 48 hours, then, you can imagine when they are conducting general elections for the entire country in 2019. The horror can only be imagined.
(3) We have a new set of "national cake eaters". There are people who had,prior to this time, been consigned to the garbage bin of historical oblivion (Mojekwu v Mojekwu per Tobi JCA as he then was). Some of these guys ehn poverty bin done wear them jersey, give dem NAFDAC number. Na so tis government come iron their life put gaitor. These guys have divorced poverty, albeit for now and anything that would take them back to Egypt must be bound by fire by force and cast into the bottomless lake of fire. These guys would fight tooth and nail to see that this status quo is maintained. Try taking a piece of bone from a hungry of and you will know how water got into coconut.
(4) Buhari is not "unwise" like Jonathan. Jonathan surrounded himself with northerners a lot of whom were sabotaging him. He thought he was being nice and would win their favour. These guys screwed him in the arse big time. I hope we all saw how bloody the rerun elections in Rivers were? Having seen that card readers were useless, it was a case of rig with all you can. With the time frame provide for the petitioner to establish his case and the fact that the law that you must prove electoral malfeasance in all the polling units still in place, the goal is rig and go and sleep. It is why I laugh in Bachama language when folks lambast the president for surrounding himself with people from his area. It is strategic. Only an unwise man surrounds himself with "strangers. The core men is Yar'adua's regime were Saidu Abba Ruma, Mansur Mukhtar,Rilwan Lukman-all from Katsina. That was why, even when he was incapacitated health-wise, Aso Rock was held on lockdown. You think it is for formality that the president is giving sensitive positions to people from his area. Who dey cry sef dey see road o(Winston Churchill, 2014)
(5) Also, forget all your wailings, to the average northerner, Buhari is still the best thing after tuwon shinkafa and miyan kuka. Wail as much as you can, he will still clear those areas(even without rigging in 2019)
(6) If you think Buhari would be open to a free and fair and fair election in 2019 an "foolishly" concede like GEJ if he loses in 2019, then change your weed supplier. The guy had been supplying you with fake products. I have friends who can supply you good Kwale stuff from Abi.
To give monkey water no bi problem. Na to collect the cup back (Martin Luther King,1885)
So, if you believe Buhari would willingly relinquish power, it is well with your soul.
So, while you have hope of removing tis government in 2019, I am sorry to burst your bubble

bellenornor:
Ah ah! Well, I hope he doesn't go to jail.

Are u accepting he would appeal as done in 9ja? court don talk be say dem don talk. Interestingly he would spending tym with Dasuki, Metu olisa and co..

Argentina and Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi has been sentenced to 21 months in prison for tax fraud, Spanish media say.
His father, Jorge Messi, was also given a jail term for defrauding Spain of €4.1m (£3.5m; $4.5m) between 2007 and 2009.
They also face millions of euros in fines for using tax havens in Belize and Uruguay used to conceal earnings from image rights.
However, they are likely to avoid jail.
Under the Spanish system, prison terms under two years can be served under probation.
The footballer and his father were found guilty of three counts of tax fraud in Wednesday's ruling by the court in Barcelona.
During the trial, Lionel Messi claimed he "knew nothing" about the management of his financial affairs, saying he was "playing football".