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Madam, he can send you out o, that is his perogative but you see those his 5 children? Take them back to him sharp sharp and then dissappear from that place! Abi where did he say u should carry his children to? U can take the last born if he/ she is too young but leave his children for him. Also call neighbourhood people for him, if there is baale in your area, go and report him to them. Lazy he goat that cannot cater for his family yet wants to do sex so he can have more...

It's the spirit of the age. An influence we should do our best to resist. Those of you that see nothing wrong with this but like to drag bobrisky, y'all need to check yourselves.

Ikaeniyan0:
Agberos are showing your people hell in Onitsha and Aba, nah Lagos matter you carry for head

If u don't play this your cheap, overused tribal card, will you die? So no other thing dey your agbado head but tribalism... na waa for u o.

Kingpele:
They want the old man to kill the caregiver ,this might be self defence, old whites are very aggressive

When they get aggressive, don't engage. Just leave them. You don't drag them about. They are very frail. People wey no dey enter sun.

You lost your wife when because of overseas life, you tied wrapper and exchanged roles with a woman! What is wrong with you men sef? The home that you reversed your gender trying to keep, have you not still lost it? You turn yourself to foot mat trying to please a woman and still expect her to respect u... those house chores u are helping her to do at home, she will still go and do it for another man outside! Mr man, that your wife is gone o... nothing you can do about that one now but you can still salvage what is left of your dignity. Allow her to go please. When her eyes clear, she will still come n beg u. If u like, take her back.. then we will know the true nature of the thing that is doing you.

Lovely car. Is it still available?

One morning, I was prepping my kids for school and myself for work. I didn't realise the golden morn I was banking on for their breakfast was almost exhausted till I started to pour it out. It would have been enough for one but not 2 so I shared it equally and put a handful of garri inside each plate. Mixed with enough milk and sugar and Voila! Problem solved. They didn't even notice.

Not to buy rubbish

I won this once... the woman offered to buy it back from me with 3 normal sized balloons. I said no. She said ok, let me pack it for u and turned away with it and poked a hole in it. I blow that thing tire, e no inflate so i turned round and returned it to her. She gave me 3 small balloons, and fixed the big one back. I never played that game again.

NoahHadNoArk:
He too will forget


No b jazz again?!🤣


Galatians 3:13.
Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, because it is written, Cursed is everyone who is hung on a tree.



PS I only added that passage to complete my 40 characters.

I hope it helps


My peace I leave you

Lol @ noah had no ark. How do u folks come up with these stuff? Really hilarious and creative I must say.

lionshare:
The "good old days" weren’t always that good—especially compared to today’s convenience. Those times were often stressful. So why the nostalgia? In many ways, the present is better. Life is meant to move forward.

Today, I can binge an entire season of Suits from my couch; back then, I had to keep swapping CDs. Creatives used to be exploited by middlemen, but now platforms like YouTube let them monetize directly. These so-called “bad days” have actually spread opportunities and income to far more people.

You underestimate the value of human interaction.

Depriest2020:
Note:

If you marry girl wey do BBL, she go still born you female pikin wey go still get flat nyash.

What's your business with the type of nyash your children are born with? Are u sick?

Believers ke? What believers?
Anybody that buys any of this guy man's merchandise is not a believer of Christ. Not the Christ of the bible anyway.

tobore4u:
How do people managed to take fufu + banga soup??...What happens to garri or starch??

Ah, don't play o... fufu and banga is a banger! just that the fufu has to be hot! Not that cold stuff u buy from d market... unless u microwave it first. I hate cold food.

cenaman:
She didn't remember DNA test when her father was alive........

She may be doing this at her fathers behest. She may know something we don't know. Let her do what she must. Paternity fraud is an unruly evil. It should not be encouraged.

KobolanderSegun:
I'm a born in Lagos Lagosian, I don't think I know where Iyana Ipaja is. I've been all over Lagos and I have a sense of where places are. Iv been to the road where the synagogue is I think igondo. MEn I don waka !! No be small waka. What My eyes have seen just to make money, but iv slowed down now ( or the Nigerian economy has slowed me down )
You can please add the larger area to Iyana Ipaja for example I'm in Surulere what I would say to anyone is Add Yaba or National Stadium so that anyone can have a sense of where
Surulere is. What I would do is do a Google search on where Iyana Ipaja is. When I'm driving on the road I hear conductors shouting " Iyana Ipaja " but iv never bothered to think of where it is. Opened Google maps and it's somewhere near Agege. Any way Iyana Ipaja is very popular. What's it like in Iyana Ipaja are there many women with big yansh there. If the answer is yes then I'll start going there often.

Synagogue in igando? Wha..?

I think u mean ikotun egbe. And that's not too far from iyana ipaja

I don't believe this, sorry. After getting to 500l as a medical student, you dont just drop out... you are already too big an asset. There are many ways to get funding from that point. Package yourself well, and go to banks, your local government, police stations, any big office really. Heck, beg your fellow students but don't just drop out, not because of fees anyway... I suspect he just got mentally and psychologically drained and just decided to quit struggling. Medical school can do that to a person.

Mad respect for those guys that scale through it.

A. B is ajebutter okra. It doesn't draw well nor give u that original okra flavour. Unfortunately it's all u get from African stores. Pstcheew

Talismann:
una dey gree change, see as your mouth sharp.

Dats why when I see some married women seriously dealt with by their toxic husbands, I just mind my business. Cos una dey always like wetin no like una.

Lol. Wetin this one dey talk abeg? I know you would love to hear how I went on to marry a wicked cheating abuser as a payback fo my many 'sins' against the above mentioned ex but sorry to burst your bubble. This is not nollywood. I'm happily married and been so over 12yrs.

The above statements is just to support the initial post that guys should not try to be super heroes and take up the role of mending a heart they didn't break. It seldom ends well. If you like the lady and have seen she is on a rebound, do you both a favour and give her time and space to heal.

Suicideboy:
Suriname


i regret entering that svit hole , you have to bribe literally every official once you stepped in from airport, the rate of gang violence is way too high, trying to bleep only ends in painful urinations
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Haa.... that is serious. Sounds 100% worse than naija. Truth is, Naija may seem bad now but its still a haven compared to so many places. let me go and Google them.

Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, is this Anthony Joshua a boxer or photogenic celebrity? The headline though, when I saw '6 feet' in the headline I thought it was a snake-phyton

Nairaland has spoilt you. You too like snake.

I was telling my sister a few days back that because of being a nairalander for over 10yrs now, I am not really averse to the idea of trying snake meat. As in if I see a well prepared one, I may try it. @seun you see what you caused?

Indeed social media has a very very strong influence and we must be careful what we watch

So true.
I once dated a guy fresh out of a previous relationship... that guy suffer for my hand. . I was already a handful even without the baggage of a painful breakup due to long distance but the new guy didn't deserve half of the trauma and eventual breakup that I eventually bestowed upon him. It simply wasn't right. In my defence, I did warn him from the start that I was in no mental and psychological state for a new relationship but he wanted to 'be there for me' and he was... but the dynamics was just wrong. ...and if you start wrong, it's hard to come out of that mould.

Presh da black poet, if you ever see this post, I am sorry for everything. I know you will know who wrote this if you do see it.

NassBoy:
Don't reply to him. You should know him by now

I kuku know him but it is said that evil spreads in a land because the righteous keep quiet. It's time we start replying these heathen so they don't continue to be headstrong. Our God is not a timid God, HIS silence and that of HIS people should never be mistaken for timidity or lack of strength.

Make sure there are no droppings in the garri. If not, refry the garri in a hot pan till it's hot n smokey. Then allow to airdry and store properly. Heat kills germs you see.

If u cannot go through the trouble then just throw it out.

I did not point, I did not point. Even in the face of video evidence, they still lie and form victim. They can never be humble enough to say I was wrong, I did not know it was an offence to carry such. They think we all are fools. Nonsense! End time lie lie pastors that steal church funds to use to buy luxury cars that they have no business owning and cannot feel safe in.

When I was saying in a previous topic that giving birth was a life and death experience, one boy who had never experienced as much as a menstrual cycle before talk less of labor and delivery was telling me what I know not.

All I can say is, women, look well before you marry. Never marry a man without pity. A man who is not moved with your tears.

Me wey strong... me that can carry full bag of flour from my car booth into bakery unassisted, me that worked up till days to my delivery... see me weeping in labour room and asking my husband to help me... as if he can help me deliver...

It is well. Shout out to every mother out there! Y'all are the real James bond! Hence my moniker 'Mom007'.

Boli and groundnuts. Well prepared pepper kpomo, cow leg/ cow tail nkwobi. Well fried puffpuff.

Oga. That problem is not your problem. It is also too big an issue to hide from your father-in-law, the girls father. Please find her transport fare after a few days and send her back to her father.

Exgee:
I'm tired.............
Sincerely tired...............

I'm about selling my cooking gas and standing fan just to raise money to buy what I can survive on.

Then after selling your cooking gas, what will u cook with and how do u buy it back? Cooking gas is not a luxury that u can afford to sell. It is a necessity that u need to survive. Sigh

My bro you will still block them o, have a fixed amount that you send to them every month and keep sending that regardless of weather they call to ask or not then just block them. They say a drowning man cannot save others from drowning. You Sir, are drowning already. If you develop stroke now, of which you are already showing the signs of high BP. If you develop stroke now, no body will pity you. If you drop dead now, life moves on. Be wise, you are not anyone's lord and savior.