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2 weeks ago!



wwtlt u had a nightmare?

ask that i enter live in heaven when i die



wwud if u looked in the mirror and see someone else's image?

cant get enough of it!


do u like loud music?

church? - saturday

mosque?- long time!


wwtlt u took an injection?and cried

ask everyone to gimme a hand with every task




wwud if your thumb and pinkie on both hands were cut off?

do

Buy u a drink- T pain

Love is blind

pluck out his eyes,

stick nails under his fingernails,

insert a broom stick into his penis

and make him confess JESUS IS LORD!



wwud if u are a pilot on a crashing plane with just 1 parachute?

Spread It!



wwud if you God reveals to you u'r going to hell for sure?

Cascad

I'll ask her to let me in till the rain stops




wwud if you find ur pops sleeping with ur sister?

yesterday



wwtlt u farted in public?

Nope,but i wish I did




ever caught ur parents screwing?

Ages ago




swallowed your cattarh lately?

My mum's very special to me but what ever the case is I'll try to be as fair as i can and impartial too.



come to think of it,my mums an angel,I dont see such coming up in future 'xcept I marry a real "witch"

In boarding house,



wwtlt you threw up?

as we speak



wwtlt you sucked a fat d!ck?

Yep




Ever shit in ur sleep?

unemployed

disrespected

bleeped!

dudes,when you're at the first bank website does the registration number still function? i went through one of the links and put in my number and got some disheartning response

SEPTEMBER 11th,


I've always know i was unique!

Titanic,

I am Sam,

Braveheart,

Passion of the Christ!

honestly,this subject has always given me the creeps!


Somewhere inside me, I believe all this talk about the end time being now but i try to forget it.

I think its better to accept Jesus Christ one-time and not be bothered anymore.

with all the intricacies i've read up so far,i'm lost! How would anyone sit and study revelations so deeply?

@ sound mind

Geez,i'd show symptoms of madness or even aids if i were u

My Ex,was too loving in a kind of disgusting way! always calling,complaining about me not calling as much as she did,too opinionated,manipulative, and wont let me bone her,religious rubbish! imagine! but she'll kick-start with some intense smoochis and eventually run-me-down she had a bunch of elder sisters who couldn't keep their noses out of our sh!T too

The other was a nympho     was loosing weight with her,and she can finish a drum of shekpe!

Kai!, how? infact i'd rather buy her a fresh set of disposable undies if things get dat bad.


but don't mind some of guys here ooooo, i've seen a few wash undies with their tongues while their chics still have em' on, yuk!

i dey feel militia, who you be sef?

What's up with the slowpoke whose been pickin' on yinx?, abeg go church, you bastard!

@ 50kobo

, just how's dat possible? corruption in nigeria is deeply rooted,far beyond your wildest thots.

, imagine parents paying for their kids jamb and gce runs!
I have a lot to say but i'm so ashamed of the way things have turned out in this country with such great potential that i fingers just cant move,

so many food points have already been raised, lets get to work with them rather than keep talking, dont you think?