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no





ever smashed furniture in anger?

wy are u looking like u just had it?

doin all the work in the office while some fat-ass colleague lazes about

no




tpbm is good in bed

yep. they're sayin "come nigh! come nigh!"

wat for?





are you gullible?

those lips are calling on someone

who's u beckoning with those eyes?

acidrop:
but that aint u

who is it . . .u?

hmm, date!





xzibit

not too sure





are u xenophobic?

there are 4 pic there and u're still asking?

not in this life





tpbm is anorexic

do you shed your leaves during winter?

A friend wouldn't set u up against another friend

u should've had a plan b from the onset, dats where u messed up. dont put ur eggs in one basket. I magine dat u arranged for more than one date. in the end u'll b the one standing someone up, which is far better than getting stood up urself.

hey ninja man
pls advice that smelly sack of chiken poop called mishoo to stick his nose in someone else's biz.
or I'll shortcircuit his withering brain.

@Mishoo
u asked for this but u stll have a chance to get ur lunatic-ass off mt path b4 i run u over

yep. wy not





are u a lethargic, slothful and unproductive screwball?

wrong move bro. . .now u'll get it comin

yeh!





do u really wish to stir me dis evening?

_{leaving thread to go and compile list}
brb

no. _{but I'll try it}




do u have the personality of a wet mop?

not so new

my friend, it appears, folly is your close pal. will u stop being a dork already?

mishoo! mishoo!! mishoo!!
check yaself b4 u rek yaself!
_{moondust won't hesitate to plant one in ur dome wit his revolver}

@cute-ass
adios, my sweet popsicle

@topic
huh?




r u an arsonist?

_{raises one eyebrow in inquisition} wats goin on here?

huh?




ever told a joke and nobody laughed?

the only cockroach in my cupboard