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awwwww, that is soooo cute i love the dog

i ve been looking for ten minutes but i can't see it. I saw something that looked like a mouse though.

why don't you come up with some new stuff?

1. He/she understands your accent.

2. He/she knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "

3. When you guys go out, he/she pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!

4. He/she understands why you have to send money home - he/she is probably doing the samething!

5. He/she doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his/her style.

6. He/she doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.

7. He/she eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking.
8. He/she gets your jokes.

9. The way he/she licks his ten fingers 'because that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!

10. He/she has got their education or something going on.

11. He/she loves his/her kid and takes care of him.

12. He/she can have a bus load of conversation without him/her saying much 'because his/her momma taught him/her that.

13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.

14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.

15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.

16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.

17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.

18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"

19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience] for his elders ? important.

20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg e" when you compliment him.

21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!

22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.

23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.

24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.

25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby! " without looking at the caller ID.

26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!

27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.

28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.

29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.

30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick, and you both know that you are his next "meal".

31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!

32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows you can't drive!

33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!

34. No need for breast implants to impress am!

35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!

36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!

37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.

39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait to "Palam"(gobble up!) when him reach work

40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!


by the way, these are not my words

bluenuban:
@topic
i think the topic should be more specific.i suggest *reasonable stupid questions*

Then it would not be a stupid question

Kennis:
why do we need women?

its impossible to survive without women. but on the other hand we could do well without men, we have in the past

We ore One

what was the point of this thread?

some ignorant people think that african girls walk around
naked all the time and we have no electricity
or running water. I agree that
Nigeria is bad but I
don't think its as bad as people make it to be.

I would like to know of some of the things that have been said to you guys about our motherland

babymine:
Nothing has and nothing will.

people who say that

why is every body tryin to hook up on here, is this supposed to be a dating site

are you thinking that the question is about you?

Don't matter-Akon

No scrubs-TLC(I miss u Lisa)

umm, i think there's already three topics like this one

why do we need men

exactly right

Tpbm is pissed off

Even comon english, you can not spoke.
Stop Parambulating About.
Gimme Eyes Water.
Nonsense and Ingredient.
which kain jabbgajantis be this na?
You are d wota in my garri.

                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                      
                                                   

And more

Who do you guys think is the sexiest man alive?

John cenais so cut and has the sexiest body i ve eva seen

You wish,

Thats what happens if you can't get a chic and if u can't get a dude

I can totally see that happening

I don't get it,

No homo, but I think Kelly Rowland is THE sexiest woman Alive

I m on hi5 but nobody uses it much anymore

If u were born in naija, it says the axact time on your birth certificate, that is if you still hav it,

abeg, I've seen beta

DUDU radio is d best!!