₦airaland Forum

The best president Nigeria never had.

It's appalling that we have people like this, yet kleptomaniacs like the one in power are forced on us

brain54:
I didn't use...

I grew up back then with one in the house but with the springs already coming apart and not in use.

Probably inspired the creation of the bouncing castle the kids now have.

You had your spring bed... they have their bouncing castle.

So maybe they didn't miss much!

How many households have bouncing castles in Nigeria today? 😕 How many kids in Nigeria today have access to a bouncing castle?

Back in the day, almost every household had a spring bed that kids can jump on everyday. Your bouncing castle theory doesn't make sense at all.

May baba live to see his 100 birthday just like Jimmy Carter.

Mamayam:
Alright sir.

Okay, you can delete now. I'll call you today.

Mamayam:
Good evening sir 👋

Hi, good evening. Can you drop your number or a means of contacting you directly?

Kadejo:
First to comment this year.

Mr. Seun, oya I want to make a wish oo.

I want you to finance the conversation of my transport car from petrol to gas.

Conversation bawo.

I love this guy's music even though he's the ugliest musician Nigeria has ever produced.

It's only those with deep understanding of music that will appreciate this music.

Mamayam:
Bossman, How can I reach you?
I am ready to buy.

Okay. Let me check the price and get back to you.

TheChameleon:
Threatening future husband.

The day Ngozi threatened to beat me like a housemaid with her hairy legs...

Na that day i run for my life

You're mistaking Bunmi for Ngozi. M0ron

I heard that in the post match interview, the coach took another swipe at Lookman.


The coach no send im papa. 🤣🤣🤣😆

Fuck_ me hard by General Pype.

Mamayam:
It could buy it easily when I was in Delta state, but can't find it in port harcourt.

I think it is packaged in Anambra.

If it's packaged in Anambra then I can get it for you.

Klass99:
Is that his lawyer in the photo? The lawyer I've been seeing in the news defending diddy is a white guy o, not a black one. Or did he hire multiple lawyers to defend him?

Shut up! Go back and read the original post, slowly this time. 😕

RemoveKebab:
make M23 use am do suya abi

It's obvious you're not aware that there are two Congos; Congo Kinshasa aka Congo DR which is ravaged by war and then there's Congo Brazzaville, which is so prosperous, so beautiful and ten times better than your country Nigeria.

Chai!

Can you imagine! More that hundred million Naira for them. 😮

Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich for the final.

Benwallt:
Igbos and senselessness.

Have you seen whose face was clawed by a tiger and live?

When we say Igbos are senseless beings, una go dey frown face.

Zombie

You're even extremely more stupid than I imagined, as you couldn't figure out what I wrote there. I'm not surprised one bit, most of
you are known to be dim-witted, especially the moslems amongst you.

Mor0nic dingbat!

Trump is a liar! He said MILLIONS have lost their lives. That's an overstatement. Just around 15,000 lives have been lost according to UN estimate.

Benwallt:
Osu renegade

Yaribanzaic monkey. Skullarship mofo. Son of the fallen demon.

Benwallt:
Na still Igbo girls disguising as Hausa girls to give them bad name.

Anywhere Igbo dey, wahala dey

Anu ofia

maureensylvia:
But how come this nwa akpuda dey demand for sex like this? Some of we ladies dey chop nonsense

🤣🤣😁 MauMau, laugh wan kpai me here. It's like you have a strong aversion to short guys?! 😁😆

The Tinubu affect. 🙁

There has never been an upward review of data prices in Nigeria since the days of Obasanjo, Yaradua, Jonathan, even Buhari, till this evil and clueless mofo forced himself on us.

🥺

Quelme:
Your story is cheap on specifics.

I hope it is not what am thinking, Osu wahala between the people of Biafra/IPOB terrorists...

Akpa amu

Avast:
O_luwatobi

okay, I'll add you

Avast:
Yh

Oh okay.

What's your username on the app, let me add you?