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Crime › Re: Woman Cuts Husband’s Manhood During Dispute In Ogun by Mordson: 12:59pm On Oct 22, 2024
Obyangel:
Please let nobody blame the woman, she asked her man to give her head (suck the hell out of her pu*ssy) but he refused after the woman have finished sucking his pipe.🤫

He wants to play smart, forgetting that her name is YEMISI original ijebu-ife.🙄

Couples should learn how to respect and respond to themselves in the other room 😋
🤣🤣😆😆

Funnily enough, 'yemisi' in Igbo means, 'give me head'.
Politics › Re: Family Seeks Justice Over Death Of 24-Year-Old Lady After Visiting Boyfriend by Mordson: 11:47am On Oct 21, 2024
shocked

Such a beautiful girl.

Hope she's not a Hookupian.
Politics › Re: 6 Differences Between CNG And LNG by Mordson: 10:24am On Oct 21, 2024
The one that caused a massive explosion of a car some days ago?
Romance › Re: Why I Trashed My Sextoys: Beautiful Lady Explains (photos/video) by Mordson: 7:45pm On Oct 19, 2024
Foc Kelly, mad woman. 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
Education › Re: Help! My Friend Private School Has Been Shut Down. by Mordson: 6:18am On Oct 18, 2024
henrycloud:
No reporting to police or ministry. No quarrelling. He should involve his pastor, too coz this is naija. Spiritual attacks can appear normal at first until its almost too late.
Which pastor? 😕Most pastors are charlatans. He should fortify himself with better Jazz.
Crime › Re: Man Narrates Miraculous Escape From ‘ritual Killers’ In Ibadan by Mordson: 2:15pm On Oct 14, 2024
Living in Yoruba land is a NoNo for me. Those people are barbarians. sad
Politics › Re: FLASHBACK: How Tinubu Criticised Jonathan Over Petrol Subsidy Removal by Mordson: 8:07pm On Oct 13, 2024
trutharena:
The subsidy removal was a necessary decision.
But when GEJ took the decision, it was not a necessary decision. 😏

You're a nicompoop.
Travel › Re: Total Transformation Of Ochanja/ Road Onitsha By Gov Soludo(photos) by Mordson: 9:03am On Oct 09, 2024
smiley
Romance › Blue Or Red? Choose One. by Mordson(op): 10:28pm On Oct 08, 2024
I choose blue. 😋 Yummy!

Politics › Re: Petrol To Cost N991.21/Litre As NNPC Quits Off-Taker Role by Mordson: 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2024
Tinupoo, may thunder scatter your blokos.

Clueless mofo!

Politics › Re: Tenants On One Prepaid Meter, How Do You Share Electrity Bills? by Mordson: 10:29pm On Oct 03, 2024
Mynd44:
Why will you take it from the rent when you can buy your own meter, register it in your name and it becomes yours so that when you leave, you can take it with you?

@OP, there is no way to calculate how much you power you use at this point, your best bet is to go get your own meter and register it in your name. This becomes yours and you can replicate it if/when you move out. You don't even need the landlords permission for this
You don't even know how meters work.
Education › Re: Ladies Excited As Man Is Allowed Into Their Hostel For The First Time In 26 Yrs by Mordson: 1:04am On Oct 03, 2024
christejames:
😂 😂


Reminds me of our time in UNN, the Franco area (boys hostels) rarely have female visitors because of the taunts from guys (always screaming tanker when they sight any woman in the hostel cheesy), even though there is one female hostel close by. Guys hostel don't even have gates, so it's always open... 😅 The scream is worse than this one, sometimes it even put fear in the female visitor like an incident that happened during matriculation with a female visitor who was oblivious of situation with guys and was walking magestically in the middle of Mbanefo Hostel (engine boys hostel), guys were initially looking at her like who gave her the guts, mehn, short story, she was traumatized after the screaming to the point of the hall govt coming to her rescue grin grin grin



Although, we guys always visit the female hostels at will especially during the visiting hours from Noon till 10pm (I have once visited in the morning sha but later cautioned by the potter) . I always visited by sisters in their hostels and mehn my eyes saw things some days in those girls hostels grin grin grin...

There was an evening my sister called me to come and get some things she got from the market, I left the library late and went to her hostel, and they was no power supply that evening and it was hot, I kinda sneaked in grin and got what I went there for, on my way out due to the hot weather some babes where standing at the lobby half naked to get some fresh air and there is this one that was even stark naked, she didn't see me initially and fortunately for her I was not even seeing her because it was dark but immediately the school Gen was put on and from her reactions (scampering away) I saw some glimpse but turned away my eyes and left... 😅 😅 😂 It was quite funny though.

I missed the way some of those girls always complement my look whenever I visit my sisters.
You go Sabi gossip well well. Shuoooo! Almost one full page for wetin dem no ask you!

NYSC › Re: Corpers Outraged As NYSC Pays ₦33k Despite News Of Increment To ₦77k by Mordson: 12:50am On Oct 03, 2024
Ahirah7:
N1000 is like a million Naira to me right now, if you help, consider yourself saving a soul today, I will be so grateful.
Beggarly Yoruba man. Go and beg your man Tinubu that you voted for. undecided
Politics › Re: My Shop Was Full But Now Empty Under Tinubu’s Bad Govt – Lagos Woman Fumes by Mordson: 10:57pm On Oct 01, 2024
CyrusVI:
angry

I feel for her,but we have to sacrifice now for the future

The best time to do this was under that dummy, spineless Jonathan and the second best time is now

Hes tryna steady the ship, we will arrive at the shore safely.

Look at the other side sea, its a large field with unquantifiable harvests
Thunder fire you dia
Foreign Affairs › Re: Seven Dead And Seven Injured After Terrorist Shooting Attack In Tel Aviv(photos) by Mordson: 10:12pm On Oct 01, 2024
All these blood sucking Muslim Arabs will not allow Israel be. Always targeting Israel.

What these Muslim Arabs deserve is total annihilation with a nuclear bomb.
Food › Re: See #1,000 Naira Peppered Meat In Kaduna (video/picture) by Mordson: 7:20pm On Oct 01, 2024
CodeTemplarr:
Some things are still cheap in Nigeria despite the hardship. Meat is one. Milk is another.
There's something absolutely wrong with your head. Which meat is cheap? Which milk is cheap?

Seems like you're still eating mama thank ma. You're shielded from the reality. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 29th September 2024 by Mordson: 6:32pm On Sep 29, 2024
boxypane:
Una dey see betting ticket wey Man utd don cut?
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Be With You On Your 90th Birthday, Obasanjo Tells Oyedepo (pix/video by Mordson: 7:35pm On Sep 28, 2024
This man should come back to become our president. Tinupoo has killed us. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 28th September by Mordson: 2:34pm On Sep 28, 2024
Softmirror:
It a Love Machine.
Oh, a d1ldo shaped like a hammer? How ingenious. 🤣😆
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 28th September by Mordson: 2:23pm On Sep 28, 2024
enemyofprogress:
to hammer now
Okay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 28th September by Mordson: 2:20pm On Sep 28, 2024
enemyofprogress:
Common city. You van do it.






Fairly used pink hammer for sale, the owner wants marry.
Abeg what is a rechargeable hammer used for?
Phones › Re: Huawei Honor 9lite 86k by Mordson: 4:06pm On Sep 26, 2024
Hussein27:
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And enjoy all these benefits:

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Location: 7 Idowu Lane, Shop 4, Computer village Ikeja Lagos.
Are you a comedian?
Politics › Re: Eyewitness Shows Spoilt Rice Borno Govt Shared After Millions Donated by Mordson: 8:40am On Sep 26, 2024
grin

They deserve the kinda politicians they vote into office. F00ls
Politics › Re: Edo Election: Emmanuel Odigie Weeps Over Alleged APC 'Rigging' by Mordson: 5:58pm On Sep 25, 2024
grin

The rigging was on an massive scale.
Business › Re: Apams Unveils 18th Office In Uyo (Photos) by Mordson: 5:58pm On Sep 25, 2024
Lithiumite:
One advantage of islam over Christianity.....hold Ur fire,I am a xtians!!
True
Business › Re: Apams Unveils 18th Office In Uyo (Photos) by Mordson:
The man has made a lot of money from people dying.

Such business can never thrive in the north where funeral is never associated with pomp, pageantry and merriment. It's only people from the south, especially my fellow kinsmen that see funeral as an occasion to showcase wealth.
Politics › Re: Bandits Threaten To Kidnap Tinubu by Mordson: 3:57pm On Sep 23, 2024
bluepreek:
This is the kind of news that gives our blodas from the region of the rising sun steady orgasms grin
Before nko. 🤣🤣🤣😆😆
Romance › Re: I Need A Husband; Please Help My Life - Lady (Photo) by Mordson: 6:55pm On Sep 18, 2024
Fiscus105:
Have you been masturbating since you reach puberty?


People should endeavour to check gender ,he has been following up and down, to know how hopeless and [b]hypothetical he is.[/b]
English na your mate? I bet you meant to type hypocritical. 😕
Fashion › Re: Miss Universe Nigeria Chidimma Visits Karamajiji IDP Camp In Abuja: Photos by Mordson: 12:49pm On Sep 18, 2024
Beautiful angel with a beautiful heart ❤️. Of course she's Igbo.
Politics › Re: Video Of Asari Dokubo & His Boys That Got People Talking (vid) by Mordson: 9:19am On Sep 17, 2024
This is disgusting.

More that a hundred men drinking from a single cup. And the water is open to germs in the air. Just look at how he's dipping his filthy hands inside the bowl.

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