₦airaland Forum

Heffalump:
So, we should all commit fraud? What exactly are you insinuating? You may need to purge yourself of this criminal perception.

read my post very well,there is no place there where I support fraud. I only said our system failed us.

Heffalump:
We look down on trade too much in Nigeria. This is one reason we're so backward as a nation. If the thread is about one local government chairman that has looted all the money in his constituency, you would have rolled out a loud drum of support.

Anything legitimate, skills or labour you have and gives you joy is more than enough to guarantee healthy living. Through that, you're also able to support others to attain their full potentials in life, thereby reducing societal crimes and dependencies is a welcomed development. Even in the white man culture we emulate, there's dignity of labour.

It's because dignity in labour does not pay anymore in this country that's why people are looking down on it. Imagine a country with no Jobs and structures,but things are going high everyday and you will wonder how are people able to afford such costly things. Answer is through fraudulent means.

Eriokanmi:
This place resembles Itawure-aramoko road in ekiti state. That state is always unlucky with leaders. Only fayose tried on roads

wow,it was not like this during my service year. I served at Okemesi

untoldtruth:
Has any hopeful here successfully reached the point of slip printing on the cdcfib portal?

no. Which stage are you now?

This recruitment sha. They keep increasing the time from 2hrs to go now it's 4hrs to go. Will this country ever get anything right?

Broveens42:
He is right.
Your plan ends in your diary when you don't have the resources to execute.

What the OP listed can best be described as a marriage plan for above average man.

What you should consider before going into marriage generally, are foundational factors that affect marriage:

1. Productivity and contribution of both partners.
2. Prioritizing needs over wants
3. Avoiding social media influence or peer pressure
4. Making use of available or scarce resources within a familiar environment for your own benefit: I still wonder why a man with an inherited duplex in his village, big farm and market spaces,would prefer renting a 2 bed room in a certain city, just to earn below 100k

Maybe he want to avoid village people wahala. You know some people always say any man that is staying in his family compound, lack's vision and will not progress in life.

Samueljohnny449:
Immigration, fire service and civil defence recruitment WhatsApp group

https:///DwlB0qVv5N76bguxQ7FZ4o

. Link is not working pls add up manually

autoez:
The problems began after he decolorized his skin. No one's talking about that.

na wah,he had a skin disease called vitiligo oga. Do research

Exalted30:
PRESS RELEASE
CDCFIB COMMENCES 2025 RECRUITMENT EXERCISE

The Civil Defence, Correctional, Fire and Immigration Services Board (CDCFIB) wishes to inform the general public that the 2025 recruitment into the following Services will officially commence on Thursday, 26th June 2025:

Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC)

Nigeria Correctional Service (NCoS)

Federal Fire Service (FFS)

Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS)


Interested applicants are to visit the official recruitment portal at:
https://recruitment.cdcfib.org

Application is free. Candidates are advised to apply only through the official website and avoid any third-party platforms.

Further details and guidelines are available on the portal.

Signed:
Secretary to the Board
CDCFIB
Dated: 23rd June, 2025

this is a big scam advertisement

Akinfemmy:
Also, ₦20,000 was deducted from my salary. However, good people of Nairaland, I'm in need of a job. I'm a graduate of Philosophy and I have experience as a virtual assistant and can perform efficiently any task you need assistance with. I'm also experienced as a customer care representative. I'm also a trained photographer. Thank you.

A photography studio in my area in Warri Delta State need a photographer. Where is your location?

Someone that turned down a 13 million naira a year job is still in Nairaland Job section refreshing the page daily

Pls add me to your group,07035125031 @Bergavis

Shizimedia:
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VIDEO EDITING TRAINING UPDATE

Sorry for the delay guys. Okay now, what we are going to do first is, I want you all to record a very short video either using your phone or better still if you have a camera, shoot something you want to edit and that is what we are going to be editing.

HOW TO SEND ME THE VIDEO


Step 1 - record the video you would like to see edited
Step 2 - Rename it to your nairaland moniker
Step 3 - Upload it to Google drive and send me the link but make sure the share link is set to ANYONE WITH THE LINK like in the image below


We are going to be using your videos for the practicals and training.

P.S The videos must not be more than 500mb
.how do I send the link to you bro .
Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters.
This will make the forum more interesting for everyone.

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how do I send the video to you. Which link?

Please like when are we expecting the link to register for immigration and others,because it seems underground recruitment is going on. Thanks

PlayerMeji:
End of days

Arnold Schwarzenegger had to throw himself at a spear so that the devil would not use him to procreate a demon...

I cried at that scene of self sacrifice.

3 idiots
The message passed through the movie was also a tear magnet.

Yeah 3 idiots really made me cry,very emotional movie and the passion of the Christ too

elaino:
personally? I think Immigration...assuming you are referring to those under ministry of interior.

Ok thanks

elaino:
Convinced?

pls within the 4 paramilitary group,which one is better

Kewekubosineh:
Ok

Will get back to you.

Good afternoon boss. You said you will get back to me. Please I really need your help now.

Thanks bro. This is what I really need now.

emmaodet:
This is the bitter truth.
Guys doing blue collar jobs - keke drivers, danfo drivers, cow butchers and goat butchers in local market all make reasonable money everyday but graduates are doing shitty jobs.
you have to be shameless in 3rd world countries to make a living.
Only few will get good paying jobs sitting in AC, drinking tea while pressing computer.
And guess what? those blue collar jobs adjust to inflation easily compared to white collar salary jobs that are always stagnant for years.
Reason why you always see civil servants/salary earners always going on strike for salary increment, holding rallies and blocking roads while the so called illiterates and semi-illiterates will look down on adjust their price to inflation - drivers will adjust lagos to ibadan transport fare tomorrow if price of fuel goes up unlike salary earners.
Tomatoes sellers, ogufe sellers etc will all adjust price.
it is up to you to drop your ego and hit the street.

*keke riders*

Miramonica:
OP, let me tell you something, years back I never believed someone can be in the comfort of your bedroom and be cashing out millions of naira, until I started my freelancing journey.

I made my first cashout from Upwork in January 2021.
Let me advise you as a brother and friend, if you have money, locate a tech school near you and enrol in their Web development or Mobile App development class, learn it well, augment it with YouTube videos.

When you're done, get a laptop and open an Upwork profile, watch YouTube videos on how to write Upwork proposals that gets interview, believe me you will be a big guy in no distance time.

But in all, you must Work and Pray, cos it's all about God.


P.S: it's not only Web Dev or mobile app Dev...you can choose any tech skil you are passionate about and learn it.

someone is looking for job to feed and you are telling him if he has money to learn tech.

thaiwwo:
I'm from Ilorin also and I applied for custom job. If you want to get the slot hold those serving senators and hos of your states.

my Senator is saying if you did not apply,there is nothing he can do for you. I did not apply so I will have to wait till another opportunity comes up.

Abdull01:
I've posted 3 different job adverts and underground replacement but all the messages were deleted, I don't know why? Maybe even this one I'm writing will be deleted in few minutes.

really

Elsueno:
What is really wrong with some Nigerian Universities? WHY DO PRACTICE THIS sort of ancient form of recruitment in 2025!!! Can't they just use an online portal for all this, or they don't have internet in Delta state

I wonder

The Federal University of Medical and Health Science, Kwale, Delta State was established May, 2023. It is a specialized University that is charged with the responsibility of producing skilled manpower in the field of Medical and Health Sciences. Also striving to be a top-rated University comparable to any other globally.

We are recruiting to fill the following positions below:

1.) Professor (Anatomic Pathology)





2.) Lecturer I (Anatomic Pathology)





3.) Professor (Chemical Pathology)





4.) Lecturer I (Chemical Pathology)





5.) Professor (Haematology)





6.) Lecturer I (Haematology)





7.) Professor (Medical Microbiology)




8.) Lecturer I (Medical Microbiology)



9.) Professor (Pharmacology & Therapeutics)




10.) Lecturer I (Pharmacology & Therapeutics)




11.) Laboratory Technologist II / Scientist II





12.) Programmer II



13.) Programmer I





14.) Systems Analyst II





15.) Systems Analyst I




16.) Higher Library Officer





17.) Counselor 1




18.) Professor (Pharmaceutical Chemistry & Medicinal Chemistry)



19.) Professor (Pharmacology and Toxicology)




20.) Professor (Maxillofacial Surgery)





21.) Professor (Restorative Dentistry)





22.) Professor (Oral Pathology)





23.) Lecturer I (Oral Pathology)




24.) Lecturer I (Restorative Dentistry)




25.) Lecturer I (Maxillofacial Surgery)




26.) Lecturer I (Pharmacology and Toxicology)





27.) Lecturer I (Pharmaceutical Chemistry & Medicinal Chemistry)




28.) Administrative Officer



29.) Administrative Assistant




30.) Higher Executive Officer




31.) Executive Officer



32.) Confidential Secretary I





33.) Accountant II





34.) Auditor I




35.) Lecturer I (Chemistry)





36.) Lecturer II (Chemistry)




37.) Professor (Chemistry)





38.) Assistant Lecturer (Physics)





39.) Lecturer I (Physics)




40.) Professor (Physics)




41.) Lecturer II (Mathematics)





42.) Lecturer I (Mathematics)





43.) Senior Lecturer (Mathematics)





44.) Assistant Lecturer (Medical Biochemistry)




45.) Professor (Medical Biochemistry)





46.) Lecturer I (Physiology)




47.) Professor (Physiology)





48.) Lecturer I (Anatomy)





49.) Professor (Anatomy)





50.) Lecturer II (Biology)




51.) Lecturer I (Biology)





52.) Professor (Biology)




53.) Technical Officer





54.) Higher Technical Officer



55.) Assistant Security Officer





56.) Security Officer II





57.) Health Records Technician





58.) Senior Laboratory Supervisor II





59.) Assistant Academic Planning officer



60.) Engineer I





61.) Engineer II





62.) Architect II





63.) Quantity Surveyor II




64.) Building Officer II




65.) Laboratory Technologist I / Scientist I




66.) Academic Planning Officer




67.) Medical Officer



68.) Senior Medical Officer II



69.) Pharmacist





70.) Nursing Officer II



71.) Nursing Officer I



72.) Counselor II



73.) Professor (Obstetrics and Gynecology)


74.) Professor (Pediatrics)





75.) Lecturer I (Pediatrics)




76.) Lecturer I (Community Medicine)




77.) Professor (Community Medicine)




78.) Professor (Internal Medicine)


79.) Lecturer I (Internal Medicine)



80.) Lecturer I (Surgery)




81.) Professor (Surgery)




82.) Senior Lecturer (Psychiatry)




83.) Lecturer I (Psychiatry)





84.) Lecturer I (Obstetrics and Gynecology)




85.) Assistant Lecturer (Physiotherapy)



86.) Assistant Lecturer (Medical Laboratory Science)




87.) Lecturer II (Dietetics)




88.) Lecturer II (Medical Laboratory Science)





89.) Lecturer II (Nursing Science)




90.) Senior Lecturer (Physiotherapy)




91.) Senior Lecturer (Dietetics)






92.) Senior Lecturer (Medical Laboratory Science)






93.) Lecturer 1 (Nursing Science)





94.) Professor (Nursing Science)






95.) Auditor II


Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should submit fifteen (15) copies of their Applications, Vision Statement and detailed Curriculum Vitae, highlighting among others, the following:

Full Name

Place and Date of Birth

Home Address

Contact Address

Nationality

State and LGA of Origin

Phone Number

Email Address

Marital Status

Number and Ages of Children (if any)

Institutions attended with Dates

Academic Qualifications Obtained with Date

Working Experience

Professional Qualifications

Lists of Publications

Present Employment, indicating present status and salary

Extra-Curricular Activities

Referees (3).

All applications should be submitted in sealed envelopes under confidential cover marked with the Post Desired (e.g. "Senior Lecturer, Federal University of Medical and Health Sciences, Kwale, Delta State" to:

*The Office of the Registrar,Federal University of Medical and Health Sciences, Kwale,Delta State, Nigeria*

Note

Each applicant must have three (3) referees who should be requested by the applicant to forward their referees' report under confidential cover by Courier Service directly to the Registrar.

Only the applications of shortlisted candidates will be acknowledged


Application Closing Date
29th May, 2025.

Lalami3232:

Forget whatever the media may be painting about Nigerian men, our men dey try. They may not be perfect but dem dey try. As a tech guy, I don meet some guys from other part of the continent and I can categorically tell you say 9ja men dey try. The economy no dey friendly but dem still dey pull their weight.
God bless all good men out there. May your pockets never run dry and may you get money for a DNA test someday, especially if you married a non-virgin aka borehole. Una dey try!!!!!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga the economy is tough, try to double your hustle by going into tech or whatever you think will boost your finances and thank me later.

thanks. Buy how long do you think one can be perfect in Tech

Etiyin:
Especially the premium subscription one. AI has made learning this stuff so much easier. ChatGPT can provide you with a detailed course outline and guide you through everything. It’s amazing how people are still paying to learn software engineering in this AI era

give me clue brother

They even said minimum of second class lower

untoldtruth:
No, some connects can only connect when it's an open recruitment, because they're gifted slots. My former connect was like this, got 16 people into NDLEA on 08. Don't despair. Some connects are like that @moststylish

That means he did helped you to get a job

Sultan8:
SLA to the Speaker HOR
Don’t mind the figures there.

that's approximately 240k every month

Sultan8:
What we should all understand is, most A list agencies recruit based on strong connections (not time specific) you won’t even hear recruitment/replacement going on.
For now we have seen:
NNPC done ✅
NUPRC almost ✅
NDIC shared some ✅
NELFUND ✅
EFCC are in camp (with strong connect u can join them) ✅
NIA have a set in camp
Etc.
Your best bet now is FIRS! Just Know someone with very strong connection … Zach can consume you all 😁.
Or you push for agencies that hardly go over a year without sharing letters. Eg NPA,TCN, BOI, Foreign Affairs,Customs etc

But my connect is saying there must be a public notice whereby any of the agencies must be recruiting. He can't push for me behind the scenes. Wahala,and we have this problem mostly in the South South. Northerners won't do this.