₦airaland Forum

Family affair

Evil country with evil citizens
Tueh

This syrian Government no dey pity their people
A country know for only war

Am sure they will get option of fine

Lalami3232:

Act of faith indeed !!! If you see some of these unmarried ladies when they were in their prime (20-27yrs) dey talk, you won't be surprised that majority of them are still single in their late 30s and 40s. During that time, dem go make jest and mockery of young hustling men wey dey their age range. Dem go mock legitimate hustling guys and tag them broke. You see them with much older men who had money to pay to have a bite of their tight kpekus. Even if you see them with young guy, just know say the guy get money, irrespective of whatever kind of job the guy dey do. All they know na money, money, money.
When reality starts dawning on them is when they become single mothers or when dem don dey reach 30+ yrs. At this stage, dem go dey lower the bar of their initial standard wey dem set . At this stage, they become very vulnerable and desperate, getting them to bed is as easy as knowing say Nigerians go still vote f00lishly again in 2027. Most times, you meet them in religious gatherings, dem go dey very dedicated . The same girl wey no fit cook or wash a man's clothes in her 20s will now tell you that "if I love a man, I can do anything for him" . Dem go pamper you eeh, you go come dey wonder say, so this babe dey good like this na she still dey unmarried? Dem go come paint a pathetic picture of "my ex was a devil while I was the Angel " bla bla bla. While most SIMPtonians will fall for the lies, real niggars like us will just smile because we love hearing lies when we already know the truth.
But mind you sha, some babes were naturally good from the unset but they were just unfortunate to meet wrong men. But don't be deceived, the percentage wey fall into this category no pass 1%.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, Oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

The pained brokeass nigga has spoken

sleek214:
Where will the money come from?

Una NGO money dey na

So this is the plan on how to move the nation forward

Bea1234:
Price of everything has skyrocketed.

The country is now in shambles. Yet, the youths are occupied with frivolities.


Why are we not protesting and keeeling this polithiefcians?

Why? Why??


Why are Nigerians suffering in their own country?


Iberiberisim has never been this high.. Fada save me from fóóls that call themselves Nigerians.. Lily livered idîots.

Better find a way to make money for yourself
Nobody really cares.


The rich or average class do not care as long as they have the money to show off

You can raise d dead.
But cannot see when someone comes to your church to stage an elephant lie

Prophet indeed

franvincoop:
Na aeroplane dey crash, no be keke. Na accident and this your dollar matter against naira na wheelbarrow incident.

Wtf u talking about

Useless babaric white garment skull miners

But the dollar is crashing against the naira still prices are increasing they blame it on insecurity

When the dollar slightly rises the increase again they are swift to increase price.

We are truly doomed in this country

RealityKings1:
Ask yourself, can you pay 2 million naira for sex?
If you can't, why would you assume some men are ready to throw around such sum?

Make pant they wear you

Go and populate the earth

Monkey is forbidden word in football

God will punish the old cociane baron and his cohorts for what they have don to this country

Mikespecialone:
That shows the kind of wife you are

You a broke mugu

Just normal activity in Zoogeria.
When the head is a bullion van looter, what do you expect.

iLegendd:
Yesterday, I was strolling with my boy when we decided to stop at a restaurant. On the road, near a newly built edifice, two girls walked out of the gate.

A man on a bike, carrying about six or more big bags of flour, got stuck as he struggled to adjust his almost-fallen bags in front of these girls.

They noticed he needed help but acted aloof as they gisted.

As real men, we had to save our gender. We got up to assist him, brought all the bags down, and rearranged everything. My clothes got terribly stained from head to toe.

While we were helping the man—who seemed to be around 46 years old—I said, "If to say na car you drive, you see our two, you no go gree help us o. Na women you go help. If na to give money or train stranger for school, na woman you go choose."

Those two girls started laughing because they knew I was talking about them. They tried to defend themselves, claiming they wouldn’t have minded helping him. In my mind, I thought, "What were you waiting for when he was struggling?"

Anyway, we helped him, and he drove off. I can’t even remember if he said thank you. I needed to change clothes despite buying water to clean the stained areas.

As we were heading home, we saw the man returning. I waved at him, but he seemed not to have noticed us. I guess he’s going through a lot in his family, so I won’t hold it against him. A lot of men are struggling to survive.

Despite all these struggles, these men are always willing to give everything to women. What is wrong with them?

Lesson: Women don’t care if you’re suffering or not—they won’t help you. They’d rather save their strength for sex or their money for wigs.

They couldn't stain their clothes for a stranger. Yet, these are the same women on social media always claiming, "What a man can do, we can do better."

Men, on the other hand, are always ready to help, but 90% of the time, the SIMPs among us prefer to help women only.

So, I can conclude that men are slaves, and some are b*stards.

We appreciate women, but please, learn to help men too—with your strength and your money. Whatever we can do, we know you can do better.

Please, be kind to men—even though we know you’ll still rub it in our faces, reminding us how you helped and fed us.

And for men, invest wisely! No one loves you after age 20 except for what you provide or the energy you radiate.

U no dey shame every hour na to dey create thread for nland

You no get live ni

Why would I pay tax?
When u all embezzle the money.

Everyone is his/her own government here

U get mind to post 9mobile

Tired of overhyped iphone where can I get this?

How is that not a penalty

Man utd is gone

But traders now say its insecurity that is causing increase in goods

End of road for Gunners

Disaster Tilumbu has destroyed d working class.

If you are not workiNg in oil company a fresh graduate den what u doing is rubbiSh.

I remember when I was working in 2018 if u earning 250k u are a big boy

Trailer again

MrCork:
.....and juss in case u ask.., he not a Nigerian or afrobeat artis.
He a american rappper who won 8 grammmy in the disco category this year. Nigeria dint win nada. Shame on whozzzkid, burna boy, verydarkman, VDM & Favour

U are a useless pig

Dortmund has to be the most useless club in planet earth

This one don mad oooo

Sonnobax15:

To marry these days come dey scare me

Wetin u get