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Did you see that popular Twitter
hashtag #IfAfricaWasABar that got
everyone talking and joking? Africans
have been taking to social media with
hilarious messages. Some areas of the continent might lack
facilities for comfortable living, however
what they do not lack is witty and
optimistic people having a wonderful
sense of humour. And this is also the
source of strength and creativity that produce powerful decisions. American poet Robert Frost once said:
“If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go
insane.” Let us take a look at the funniest tweets
discussing how different African
countries would act if Africa was a bar.
Don’t miss the part about Nigeria! And
believe us: it was not easy to choose the
best comments out of this wealth of funny tweets! #IfAfricaWasABar Ghana will be that guy claiming he has no money
for drinks yet willing to spend on
some strippers for a lap dance — small Madame (@maamesama) July 28, 2015 #IfAfricaWasABar Ghana will be that guy claiming he has no money
for drinks yet willing to spend on
some strippers for a lap dance —
small Madame (@maamesama) July 28, 2015 Retweeted EVODE (@Evode7): # IfAfricaWasABar Angola would be that hot chick that no one
understands what she is saying. — TheRealestUgandan (@JORESHIC) July 28, 2015 #IfAfricaWasABar Zimbambwe would be that old guy bragging
about how he is a Trillionaire but
wont buy you a drink. pic.twitter.com/yxb208rMON — Babi Msoto™ (@babi_msoto) July 28, 2015 #IfAfricaWasABar Mugabe would be the guy who keeps requesting the
DJ to play Get down. pic.twitter.com/DyFckGktj4 — Moments Made (@_msooh_) July 28, 2015 #IfAfricaWasABar Kenyans would hold seats for their pals inside like pic.twitter.com/XbDaystjvz — Dnt Read My Favs (@Naijablogger) July 27, 2015 #IfAfricaWasABar #Burundi will be that guy on the phone promising
his wife he’ll just be staying for two
drinks whilst ordering a third — Ryan Cummings (@Pol_Sec_
Analyst) July 27, 2015 #IfAfricaWasABar Nigeria will be the self acclaimed pastor that’ll
force Christianity on you and have
you buy him a beer thereafter —
Skateboard K! (@GinjahBreadBoy) July 28, 2015 #IfAfricaWasABar Nigeria will be that guy that goes missing when
it’s time to pay the bill pic.twitter.com/9dolg2nXLd — Yah Boi Selfie ™ (@YahBoiSelfie) July 28, 2015 #IfAfricaWasABar after a night of drinking, #Nigeria would pay the bill using a credit card stolen
online. pic.twitter.com/ EWMZpgpcIo — quixo (@Alquixo) July 27, 2015

Lol.... Stupid man and crazy followerS

orisirisi... Fyi dat is not love it's lust do me a favour and read ur books....

na real Wtf....

virginity test indeed

64 kini.... God have mercy

we're getting there

this is the Only reason i want PMB... Fight corruption and the rest falls in place

dem(saTANis) no go see dis now...

abachabachabachabacha,

otabuko:
Kill by hanging!

no.... By electrocuting

hmmm

Ok... Watching in 4d

ok

I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big
stouting and isiewulising.

parrot stays in cage...KiriKiri callin

as they don Dey refund am na Godwin

op, why u neva start to Dey write Jamb since cos with this ur English i pray you pass at a go... As for ur sister, shiit happens