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ajahexcel:
A report from Nigerian University Scholarship Website (NUS) has it that a student has shattered JAMB record by making a score called perfect in the 2016 JAMB UTME.

The screen shot of the JAMB result can be seen as posted on the Scholarship Website and their twitter handle this morning...

Nigerians are blessed with Brains....

Congratulations Ibrahim S.....

SOURCE: https://twitter.com/9jascholarship/status/705626597609476097

hmmm Nigerians

Abeg giv him some sense.......we love naija

[quote author=tosyne2much post=28757067][i] Thanks to all those who were concerned about my well being. Thanks for the phone calls and PMs ** Lots of love **

Let's get back to business

10 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love

1. Lying About Your House
Some guys wouldn't want to take ladies to their house because they feel it will reduce their chances of dating, instead they will take them to the houses of their friends and claim that's where they stay

2. Eating Onions Instead Of Suya
This really sounds like exaggeration but it happens. Some dudes will take a lady to a suya joint, only for the ladies to be eating suya while they will be eating onions with tears running down their chicks claiming they have phobia for eating suya

3. Every Lady You Spend Huge Amount Of Money On Automatically Deserves Bleeping
Having spent so much on a lady in an attempt to tie her down,
they believe the ladies automatically deserve bleeping cos they don't want their money to enter voice mail.. Who send you b4 ?

4. Operation Impress
It's funny some dudes will borrow trousers, wrist watches, boxers, shoes, underwears ( just name it). It's funny they borrow ridiculous things just to impress ladies

5. You Must Be An Average Liar For A Lady To Fall For You
Yeah, some dudes believe you have to lie about some certain things so as to increase your chances of being loved. They will lie about their finances, institutions, families and status . Most importantly, they will place themselves above what they are not


6.Being Unnecessary Nice To Ladies
Some friends can watch you suffer without rendering any assistance but will start acting like messiah thereby running helter skelter when it comes to the female folks

6. Solving A Lady's Problem Before Your Own
I have seen a situation where a dude subscribed a month BIS subscription for a lady and started begging us for N50 MTN transfer just to make an important call that might fetch him a job **shm**

7. Faking Your Voice
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a conductor but the moment they pick up their phones to receive a lady's call, they will start sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl

8. Being Unnecessary Caring To Ladies Than Your Siblings
Some dudes can't go to an expense of buying drugs worth N500 when their sibblings are ill but can empty their pocket when a lady says she's hungry. The lady must be thinking he does exact thing to his siblings and friends ** if I hear **

9. Being Too Harsh On Dudes & Cold On Ladies
Some guys act like tigers in dealing with their felow male folks and start acting nice to the female folks. We must have seen cases when a guy shares his views and observations and some dudes will pick offence in it thereby raining curses but when a lady shares a similar views, they will become King Solomon thereby giving word of wisdom

10. Loosing Your Sense Of Reasoning When A Lady Calls Your Name
A dude can turn deaf hear to his fellow male folks during exam but the moment a random lady calls him for answers, he will give her maximum attention because he want s to
Am short of laughs....any guy to borrow me some....bt am not a lady

Thank u for the sunday stori

Hmmmm that will make me keep an eye on her de more nd reduce the trust i have for her

she want mek u too jamm......dnt u lyk jamming?....oh maybe u shuld try out that

he is still boyish
or i min childish