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Jokes EtcAkpors Went To Heaven by MRAKPORS(op): 10:55pm On Sep 02, 2013
akpos died and was buried
that same evening, he was in heaven.

THE END Lol grin
RomanceRe: Red Lips Vrs Dark Lips/ Big Lips Vrs Thin Lips by MRAKPORS(m): 1:29pm On Jul 21, 2013
angry angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by MRAKPORS(m): 1:25pm On Jul 21, 2013
porn star angry
Jokes EtcRe: What Must Change On Nairaland~letter To Seun by MRAKPORS(m): 1:23pm On Jul 21, 2013
this op should be banned angry
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast - CHAN Qualifier (4 - 1) On 6th July 2013 by MRAKPORS(m): 2:11pm On Jul 06, 2013
coach must not start musah o angry
EducationI Am Going To Defend My Research Proposal On Monday And I Need Urgent Help!!! by MRAKPORS(op): 2:09pm On Jul 06, 2013
what do i do for a successful defence?
RomanceRe: Who Will Marry Prostitute? by MRAKPORS(m): 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2013
very chewpid thread angry
RomanceRe: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MRAKPORS(m): 7:23pm On Jul 05, 2013
@ op, i think you think with your anus, foooooooooooooooool angry
HealthRe: I Need Answers On MASTURBATION by MRAKPORS(op): 7:17pm On Jul 05, 2013
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
RomanceCan You Marry A Woman Like This? (pic) by MRAKPORS(op): 9:54am On Jul 01, 2013
i will wink

RomanceRe: I Need My Things Back >:( by MRAKPORS(op): 9:32am On Jul 01, 2013
MRbrownJAY: double nonsense!!!!!
although we all know that you shouldnt become a maga, there are some women out there who deserve a gift once in a while (just like men do), and when YOU decide that your lady deserves a gift, then offer it to her (remember: a gift could be something as small as a pack of gum)

ps if a gal DEMANDS for stuff then these are not gifts, they are ransom!
HealthRe: I Need Answers On MASTURBATION by MRAKPORS(op): 9:31am On Jul 01, 2013
makahlj2: 1. It does in fact have health benefits, especially if other s.ex is scarce. It's good for the prostate.
2. It's practiced by billions of people so yes, it's normal.
3. No idea. Probably a psychological response. Try to do it without thinking that you're doing something bad.
4. With great difficulty, I'm afraid.
6. Hmmm, This question is for another section of the forum, I believe smiley
u sure about number 1? embarassed
RomanceRe: I Am I Handsome?(pic) by MRAKPORS(op): 6:53am On Jun 30, 2013
Uyi Iredia: There comes a time when looking average becomes ugly. That's what I think of the OP's pic.
embarassed
HealthI Need Answers On MASTURBATION by MRAKPORS(op): 6:52am On Jun 30, 2013
1. Has it got any health effects?

2. Is it normal?

3. I get pimples on my face anytime i masturbate, why?

4. How can i stop?

6. Is it a sin?

please help i cry
RomanceRe: I Am I Handsome?(pic) by MRAKPORS(op): 1:59pm On Jun 18, 2013
sexymoma: 1st question.... You Never Chop, 2nd Quetion.... Na Carpenter sow that cote you call suit? 3rd Question... Who dey deceive you? ansa me before i descend on you undecided
u dont respect the elderly angry
Jokes EtcRe: Open @ Ur Own Risk.... by MRAKPORS(m): 12:59pm On Jun 18, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

bunmioguns and skales grin
RomanceRe: I Am I Handsome?(pic) by MRAKPORS(op): 12:58pm On Jun 18, 2013
Kslib: You dey cry, abi na so your face be?
embarassed
RomanceRe: I Am I Handsome?(pic) by MRAKPORS(op): 12:55pm On Jun 18, 2013
NessaFresh: U r really akpors
how?
Jokes EtcRe: Dont Click Here. by MRAKPORS(op): 12:54pm On Jun 18, 2013
Lolaabokoku: Å fool at 14 is å fool forever
yo moda angry
RomanceI Am I Handsome?(pic) by MRAKPORS(op): 12:50pm On Jun 18, 2013
many say i am sexy but i want my honest nairalanders to endorse this fact.
thank you.

Jokes EtcRe: Dont Click Here. by MRAKPORS(op): 3:41pm On Apr 30, 2013
Onyeasi: SMH
you think say you get head huh
RomanceRe: I Need My Things Back >:( by MRAKPORS(op): 3:40pm On Apr 30, 2013
tpacalipse: Well, rule number 1 in any relationship; don't ever buy a thing for any woman. Let her father continue the buying until you buy her off the family. How come you won't be betrayed when you quickly assumed the role of her papa without her being married to u. Even if she was married to you, buying things should be on percentage contribution basis. Who born maga?
nonsense
Christianity EtcRe: Is Smoking Of Marijuana A Sin? by MRAKPORS(op): 3:40pm On Apr 30, 2013
CrazyMan: The Bible never directly mentions smoking.

But there are principles, however, that definitely apply to smoking.

First, the Bible commands us not to allow our bodies to become "mastered" by anything.

"Everything is permissible for me—but not everything is beneficial.

Everything is permissible for me—but I will not be mastered by anything" (1 Corinthians 6:12).

Smoking is undeniably strongly addictive. Later in the same passage we are told, "Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God?


shocked

You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body" (1 Corinthians 6:19-20).

Also smoking is undoubtedly very bad for your health. Smoking has been proven to damage the lungs and the heart.

So with or without biblical confirmations as to whether christians should smoke, it would be wise to refrain from actions that could damage your health eg smoking.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It À Sin For A Christian To Love Reggae Music? by MRAKPORS(m): 7:02pm On Apr 29, 2013
[quote author=Atheist:-D]You might as well lock yourself in a cave and await the second coming. That might guarantee you a chance.[/quote]shocked shocked
SportsEx-ghana FA Chief Ben Koufie Will Make A Recommendation To FIFA To Ban Nigeria A by MRAKPORS(op): 6:50pm On Apr 29, 2013
Ex-Ghana FA chief Ben Koufie will make a recommendation to FIFA to ban Nigeria and Ivory Coast from playing at the U17 World Cup because they age-cheated their way to qualify for the competition.

Koufie says he will make a recommendation to the world football’s governing body to ban countries from age-group competitions if any of their players fail age tests.

Magnetic Resonance Image (MRI) scans have been used by both Fifa and the Confederation of African Football to check on the true ages of players as the clampdown on age cheats intensifies.

Nine players were banned from the African U-17 event after failing tests.

The players hailed from Nigeria, Ivory Coast and Congo.

Now Nigeria and Ivory Coast have qualified for the World Cup to be held in the UAE later this year have gone on to reach Saturday’s final in Morocco.

Koufie, who has worked with the technical committees of both CAF and FIFA, now wants Fifa to enforce tougher punishments for teams whose players fail MRI scans.

“I am going to make some recommendations to Fifa that it should just not be a matter of disqualifying players from tournaments when they have failed their MRI in a specific competition,” Koufie told BBC Sport.

“If the players played in the qualifying matches for that competition, that team must be disqualified because it used disqualified players in the qualifying process.

“Once you are caught and it is proven that the player played in the qualifying matches then you have to be disqualified.

“I am worried about it because it is not fair at all to the youngsters. It is called U-17 because it is a development stage.

“If you now bring 20 to 25-year-olds to play in that competition then it is an injustice.”

Koufie has been a consistent and strong critic of age cheating in Ghana and reckons the problem lies with coaches and administrators as part of what he says is an unhelpful emphasis on winning at a young age.

The former Black Stars boss, who has also worked in Zimbabwe and Botswana, has been talking to youth coaches in Ghana and wants them to be at the forefront of addressing age cheating by emphasising development rather than winning for youth teams.

“Coaching at this level must be taken seriously because that is the formative stage. The U-17 is not a must-win area,” he said.

“It should be a chance for the boys to learn at a competitive level, that is the assessment. We are incorrectly using it now as a real competition where they must win.

“Sometimes in football you lose in order to learn and in the process learn to win. They may lose but they must learn from their losses.”

All four teams – champions Ivory Coast, runners-up Nigeria, Tunisia and Morocco – have qualified for the Fifia Under-17 World Cup in United Arab Emirates from 17 October to 8 November.

http://www.ghanasoccernet.com/ex-ghana-fa-chief-koufie-to-ask-fifa-to-ban-nigeria-ivory-coast-from-u17-world-cup-for-age-cheating

Jokes EtcCan You Pass This Test? by MRAKPORS(op): 10:58am On Apr 28, 2013
you are looking at nnaked beyonce for 10 minutes. if your "lizard" doesnt nod its head you win 1 million dollars. can u?

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