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queeneve:errmm bro, do NOT move near my c0rk, gademmmit!! |
queeneve , be nice and you can have me all to your self, truss me!! |
i guess snthesis is from Malawi, he uses out dated chat up lines |
snthesis, bro the chick not feelin u, maybe u should tell her you drive a porshe |
QueenEVe is just playin hard to get |
QueenEVe, darlin every good car has a spare tyre, so therfore I will fix u up with him. u need back up |
makajibbz, BRO, if u look at your picture again, u will see the similarity between the shape of your head and a goat's head. No offence |
snthesis,, brother dont worry, i will fix u up with queeneve. she single |
Am not proud to be a Nigerian where I work |
Older women run outter engine oil, hell noooooo!!! |
snthesis, let me help you out with chat up lines, quit that gene nonsense. 4real |
snthesis, brother, am just tryin to help u. SA GOdness aint feelin u, 4real. the chick not feeelin u. dont u get it?? |
makajibbz, brother, no offence but if u honestly look at your picture, u would want o shooot yourself. No offence. U ugly |
what has genes got to do with askin for her digits gademmmit!!! Just ask!!!! |
snthesis, (((I must say you got pretty genes))), bro no offence but it sounds like a 1922 chat up line |
Bro, maybe you have body odour, just may be! |
South africa babes are usually pretty, they have serious azzzzz. love them |
makajibbz, by looking at your picture again, are u a midget? no offence |
sesman, bro, is she pretty and is she light skin of half cast? |
makajibbz , BRO i just saw your picture. No offence but U do need another hair cut |
SA GOODIE, baby why u playin hard to get? dont u like goats & cows, as gift for your friendship? |
sesman (m), u got way back U LIE!!!! u tellin me if she offer u punny u would say no? QUIT LYING!!!! gademmit |
South africa goodness, so can u quickly send me your unclothed picture so i can confirm u r slim or fat? i love fat babes. pls hurry |
sesman, bro that kinda chat up lines dont work with chicks like SA Goodess, Just buy a 3 goats & a cow, plus a donkey and u be aiiight. truss me |
Hon why dont you send me yoru naked picture so i can confirm if u fat or just big? |
gademmmit!!! Just ask!!!!