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a part time 419

Usually very ugly , dark skin with body odour & no sense of humour

older women love annnaal

hook me up with sanda

Baby, the river is blue and your eyes are yellow, can I have your number?

candylips (m) , so u would rather use juju to chat up a female?, or visit your local witch doctor?

SA Goddess , darlin am ready to give you 8 goats, 12 cows, 1 donkey & a Volvo, just for your hands in marraige.

Will u marry me?

adosjun, bro no offense, but by the time u finish that sentense, she would have run away

Women with big Nyansh look like vulcano, I worship Nyansh

Your eyes look like the cloud in the air
Your leg look like palmwine
Your lips look like the ketchup in my toast
And baby, Let me love you like Rice & goat meat

Madam lookin further NO more, i will marry you as long as u gots Ikebe & u can cook & clean, True that!!!!

SA Goddess. do u have matako?

baby, If I could arrange the alphabet, I'll put U and I together.

baby, Did you fart? Coz you blew me away

(trust me, it works. The Chicks love it)

Love Quotes: Your eyes look like the cloud in the air
Your leg look like the ice cream on the biscuit plus strwberry cake.
Your smile look like Ribena Orange
And baby, Let me love you like Rice & goat meat


These are my best lines, chicks love them & truss me, they work!

SA GOdness, i think I love you. Can you cook?

put it in my bank akant

been almost 2yrs since a heavy duty big bottom woman sat on my face, i kinda miss it

and so what?

Womanliness and Super Malt

i dont care what women wear,,as long as the nyansh is visible, i am happy

correction, Octopus have 5 Womanliness

TRUE, Octopus HAVE Womanliness. I SWAAAAR!!

whats the address for hell?

south african women gets some serious azzz 4real. big & edible

ermm bro u can always date men, ghana men

I disvirgined mysef at 4yrs old, it wa with a barbie doll, actually

yes its very important for a female to have big nyansh, so she can sit on your face, but NOT more than 2hours,
Big is beautiful/ Nyansh is beautifuller, truss me

man cannot live by Womanliness alone, it is written

yes, its called wannking!!!

Ghana people are thieves anyways

spank it, gademmmmit, spank it