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Romance / Re: Majority Of Girls Bodies Are Ugly When They Are Unclad by Mrbehave: 5:29pm On Apr 23, 2017
fineboynl:
if you have ever been to the poolside you will be amaze with girls with cute bodies in clothes coming to the pool. more like "wow that girl is not bad"... but wait a minute when they take off their clothes.

you will just weak with the outcome and how shapeless they actually are.. the boob will bendt to one side inside the swimming bra or just scattered. what about the big belle, stretch marks. fat in their back with folds from each sides.

shapeless yansh and water laps which their jeans usually remold to good shape when its on jeans but not same when its pulled off.

there are some yansh that look like four, two at the bottom and two at the top. the two at the bottom are usually flat while the two at the top are big having a curve each side.


what about the slim ones without shape, no curve, flat yansh and sometimes flat chest are usually not attracting to behold.

makeups, oh when water wash away their makeups you end up seeing how ugly they are.

like one of my friend said if you need a girl with nice body come go to the pool
most of d ladies i watch in porn hav a nyc body.
Romance / Re: How To Deal With LUST by Mrbehave: 9:20pm On Apr 21, 2017
umez:
If getting married is the solution to lusting, there shouldn't be any case of adultery in the world.

Lusting is one of the three sinful nature the Devil use to cage mankind, making them captives, and leading them to misery and woe.

(1) Lust of the flesh,
(2) Lust of the eyes,
(3) Pride of life.(1John 2:16,17).

These are the three major problems of mankind. Without overcoming these evil nature in men/women, which is not of God, one will remain a toy in Devil's hand and at the end be cast into hell.

The word of God clearly command, "Thou shalt not commit adultery" Exodus 20:14.
But how possible is it to obey this simple instruction under the bondage of lust.

This evil nature in man that causes the depravity of his heart was projected by that Old Serpent, called the Devil, far back in the garden of Eden.

That's why every sinner today need a Deliverer, a Saviour, to help him and that deliverer and saviour is Yahshua the Christ. Without being delivered and saved from Devil's nature, no amount of wives, husbands, boyfriends, or girlfriends can keep you from lusting after others.

Remember Solomon, he married 700 wives, but that number of women did not solve the problem of lust, and he yet added 300 girlfriends.

Polygamy is not the solution. Enacting laws against fornication or adultery, and punishing them is not the solution.

No one can be free from lusts without the Saviour Christ Yahshua. "For He shall save His people from their sin, (sinful nature) Matthew 1:21.

The Jews who trusted so much on the law of Moses thought they could combat the problems of adultery and fornication through capital punishment by death as the law stipulates.

But Christ Yahshua interpreted the law to them, that the sin of adultery or fornication extends to that of the heart, making it impossible for anyone to be free except by the intervention of the Saviour.
"But I say unto you, That whoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart" Matthew 5:28.

Prince Umez
RFNI, ENUGU.
© April 2017
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Nice write up op.
Romance / Re: Masturbation In All by Mrbehave: 8:29pm On Apr 21, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
Just say it is bad and move on...all this Epistle because of Vaseline and cucumber people and you think they will read....nansense
u hav a problm
Romance / Re: Masturbation In All by Mrbehave: 8:27pm On Apr 21, 2017
generalbush:
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sorry it was a long hiss!!
u ar possessed
Romance / Re: Masturbation In All by Mrbehave: 8:25pm On Apr 21, 2017
Marioplus:
I get lots of questions on masturbation most especially from ladies -yes, ladies masturbate a lot, especially virgins. Guys also masturbate. There is no debate on that. I’m not here to argue about who masturbates most, I need to deal with a serious issue.

Sexual urge for virgins is strong. What makes it stronger is the novelty, newness, the mystery and the hear-says about sex.

Masturbation is handling/rubbing/squeezing your genitals consistently to achieve orgasm. Ladies may stroke their female-core while guys rub, massage or caress their sexual-organ. I decided to give explicit explanation because some ask me what masturbation is. Some ladies especially non-virgins use candles, banana, small bottles, sticks, dildos or whatever represents a male sexual organ and do solo sex (having sex by yourself).

From teenage upward, you will have a strong desire for sex. It’s a sure sign you are normal and capable of having and enjoying sex in marriage. In your 20s it will be stronger and intense! You may wake up feeling sexually aroused and your sexual organ will stand erect for some minutes for no single reason in the world or you become sexually aroused on seeing a curvy lady! You may start noticing shapes and curves and you have to shake your head several times to keep the image off. You may get sexually aroused on watching a romantic movie and discharge something. You check up and discover you are wet. All these are normal, you haven’t committed any sin.

So what then do you do when you get hot and Hot? Have sex? I know you know my answer and some singles will never be caught dead sleeping around, so what do they do? They masturbate! They give themselves release and personal pleasure through solo sex while claiming ‘virginity’ at the same time. Masturbation is completely wrong and not the way out. Let me explain:

1. Masturbation is not done in isolation. It is done with the IMAGE of SOMEONE in mind. It can be a lover, an EX, a celebrity, a married person, a crush, someone you like but incapable of having. You imagine having sex with them while masturbating. That is MENTAL FORNICATION

2. For ladies, while inserting all manner of objects, you may mistakenly deflower yourself and also introduce infection into your genitals and womb. It will be very difficult to convince your future partner that you never had sex with man except objects during your solo sex.

3. You kill your ability to enjoy sex in future. Millions of women don’t enjoy sex in marriage which leads to sexual frustration, adultery, lesbianism and feminism. If you are used to getting orgasm by yourself, you won’t be able to get it from your husband. If you are used to objects in your private part, you won’t have feelings for your husband’s sexual-organ. You will always think of something harder, bigger, longer, larger and completely unrealistic! Women who complain their husbands’ sexual organ is too small didn’t marry as virgins. They must have been promiscuous as singles by masturbation or having several sexual partners.

4. You will not have a good sex life as a man. You will experience pre-mature ejaculation and your wife won’t enjoy you leading to acute sexual frustration in marriage. You need self-control to fully enjoy sex and give your wife maximum sexual pleasure. A woman enjoys sex when the man can go on for at least 7 minutes before ejaculating. Because you are used to instant release from masturbation, you may not be able to go more than a minute before exploding leaving your wife completely unsatisfied and frustrated. She may close up, become frigid and stop having sex altogether which may lead to you having an affair, she having an affair or both of you having an affair. Self-control before marriage helps you enjoy sex to the maximum after wedlock. You are able to delay ejaculation, go on for a long time and have excellent orgasm while giving your wife pleasure too. That is why total virginity pays!

5. If you do not suffer premature ejaculation, you may have serious problem with delayed/ slow ejaculation. A situation where you get erection for several hours without ejaculation or orgasm. What is the benefit of sex without orgasm? Rough masturbation with your hands kills your ability to feel/enjoy sex with your wife. It is hell for a woman to be under a man who thrusts in for hours unable to ejaculate. How will the woman get pregnant? It’s the reason some women are seemingly “barren” and can’t talk to anybody out of embarrassment. Thrusting hard for so long leaves the woman sore, frustrated and hating sex altogether. You have so much to lose sexually when you masturbate. Abstaining from this degrading act helps you feel relaxed, confident, have normal sexual intercourse and enjoy the pleasures that come with sex IN MARRIAGE!

6. You start having sex in the dream with a known or unknown person (demonic entities otherwise known as spiritual spouse).

7. You feel drained, dirty, empty, useless and powerless after each act.

8. You start getting unsatisfied and begins to desire the real thing. You fantasize more about sex and start longing for the real act.

9. You get a warped view of the opposite sex. You see them as sexual objects and start having sex with anything in skirt or trousers -you become promiscuous.

10. You get damaged, hurt and broken.

11. You are at risk of hell fire!

These and more are the consequences of masturbation. They damage you and shatter you to pieces! What then should you do with your sexual urge? How do you handle the constant hunger for sex?
—-BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR
—-INVITE THE HOLY SPIRIT EVERY PASSING SECOND OF YOUR LIFE TO FILL YOUR SPIRIT, SOUL AND BODY WITH HIS OWN LIFE AND PRESENCE THEN WITH THE CONFIDENCE OF JESUS CHRIST INSIDE YOUR LIFE NOW AND THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT DRIVING EVERY DESIRE, THOUGHTS, DECISIONS, ACTIONS OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL DO THESE

1. DELETE all dirty pictures, pornography videos, sexually provocative e-books, pictures and hot, romantic movies/novels/magazines/clothes/objects in your phones/laptops/room-walls, in your room/bags/school-lockers with the CONFIDENT BELIEVE IN THE HOLY SPIRIT PRESENCE CUURENTLY IN YOUR LIFE NOW -they are powerful sexual triggers!

2. DISCONNECT your SELF from friends who say dirty, sexually provocative and immoral things/chats/text-messages AS A MATTER OF URGENCY BECAUSE THE HOLY SPIRIT COMMANDED YOU TO DO SO! Stop all sexy banters with friends (you are sexy/hot, am I not sexy/hot?, you are slaying e.t.c) and say only things that are pure, holy, needful and helpful {Phil.4:8}

3. Get busy with your life, education and career, there is more to life than sex.

4. Transmute your sexual energy: Channel your sexual energy into something great. I had a strong sex drive in the institution. I simply channeled them into my education making me the best student in my department from the second year. I was very excited and energetic. I BURNT the ENERGY on my STUDIES. I also started my ministry and was very committed as my fellowship BIBLE STUDY CO-ORDINATOR. If you don’t BURN that ENERGY, YOU will COMMIT FORNICATION/ADULTERY/LESBIANISM/HOMOSEXUALITY/INCEST/BESTIALITY.

5. Study THE WORD A LOT especially PSALM 119. When you are FILLED with THE WORD, you have NO SPACE for the devil and his demons in YOUR heart.

6. Pray and speak in TONGUES ALWAYS. THE HOLY SPIRIT SANCTIFIES YOUR WHOLE BEING {SPIRIT, SOUL & BODY} CONSISTENTLY THROUGH HIS LANGUAGE FLOWING FROM INSIDE YOU TO YOUR OUTSIDE

7. Make friends with GODLY people.

8. DELETE pornography and romantic movies.

9. Get busy in THE SERVICE OF JESUS CHRIST KINGDOM.

10. OPEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS CHRIST COMPLETELY thus “LORD JESUS CHRIST I GIVE YOU MY WHOLE BEING AND LIFE, USE ME FOR YOUR GLORY ‘ONLY’ THROUGH YOUR HOLY SPIRIT ACTIVELY LIVING INSIDE ME NOW AND ALWAYS IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME. AMEN.” HE will surely HELP you OUT.

Masturbation is wrong, bad, demonic, destructive and sinful. Avoid it and end it with speed if you are deeply involved in it. JESUS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP YOU. Call on him! God bless you.
© Seun Oladele, 2017.
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Nice write up.Thank you very much sir.
Romance / Re: Dear Future Husband I Can't Marry You If You Dont Have A Large Appetite by Mrbehave: 3:07pm On Apr 21, 2017
mhizesther:





What's with guys sef.....if it's not big boobs it's big ass.....shey na that one dey give una joy? undecided
Yes o we luv dis two tings, dey ar vry important cos dey differenciate btw a man n a woman.So datin a woman witout dem is lyk datin a fellow man wich i cant even tinc of.

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Romance / Re: Controversy Erupts As Nigerian Model Flaunts Round Sexy B00bs On Social Media by Mrbehave: 12:52pm On Apr 21, 2017
nyc pics to make someone hard
Romance / Re: Nigerian (igbo) Lady Causes Stir Flaunting Her B0obs On Social Media ( Photos ) by Mrbehave: 12:29pm On Apr 21, 2017
Chai my jeans wan xpload

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Romance / Re: Wow 3 Month And No Sex by Mrbehave: 11:05am On Apr 21, 2017
BlackDBagba:
Really?
The psychological damage you're doing to yourself is worrisome.
Your body, your piece! lipsrsealed
so u prefer fornication instead.
Romance / Re: OMG ... Meet Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland.. by Mrbehave: 7:54pm On Apr 20, 2017
okpakovicky:
OMG..Meet most beautiful girl on nairaland ..*winks**
notin dey ur front let me c ur bac to decide.
Romance / Re: Am I Cute.....? by Mrbehave: 7:39pm On Apr 20, 2017
vanida6:
I think am not the prettiest here but amma 100% sure i`m among them here .


So did I look cute in mah Dp? wink
is ur bac massive cos i cant c it in d pic
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Mrbehave: 10:11pm On Apr 19, 2017
firstking01:
And what's wrong with it?, as far as you guys didn't fvck.
evrytin is wrong wit it.
Romance / Re: "She Is Mine Based On Logistics" Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Couple by Mrbehave: 9:55pm On Apr 19, 2017
EfccBoss:
His bad shape of head + her bad eye
A minute silence for their kids
u hav a problm

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Vs Fornication by Mrbehave: 10:39pm On Apr 18, 2017
agbajesaid:
I just read a post on FP concerning masturbation. I now asked myself an honest question; isn't it better to masturbate than to fornicate. Its what everyone have experienced expecially at early stage of puberty. The urge for sex increases and we are far from marriage due to age, lack of fiancee, money etc. My religion advices fasting as an alternative to fornication and masturbation but for how long? Isn't it better to masturbate than to fornicate? Asides the immorality in masturbation, is anything bad in it healthwisely and religiously? Matured opinions needed.
so ur advice is dat we shld fornicate?
Romance / Re: I Pity Ladies Engaging In Anal Sex by Mrbehave: 10:32pm On Apr 18, 2017
it used to pain me when ever i bought or downloaded porn n find out it is anal.kai vry disgustin
Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Lets Have A Poll. Which Do You Prefer, Black Vs White Girls? by Mrbehave: 10:03pm On Apr 18, 2017
blac gals foreva n eva
Romance / Re: Which Of These Ladies Is The Hottest Female Teacher? - Photos by Mrbehave: 1:05pm On Apr 16, 2017
d tird 1 wit red skirt is d hottest.my trouser is filled up by just starin at ha massive bac
Romance / Re: ... by Mrbehave: 11:42pm On Apr 14, 2017
Prince4945:


Ahh, leave kini...lol
She might be suffering from v@g!nismus a medical condition whereby penetrative intercourse is painful.So c a doc plz.

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Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Pics by Mrbehave: 3:32pm On Apr 14, 2017
CuteJude:
Epitome of beauty kwa cheesy
Beauty is indeed in the blindness of the beholder
u hav a problem

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