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dre11:
You mean say people they chop this







This is what I called POVERTY

It's not poverty, it's a choice ok

Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed
with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's
either they are calling me or begging me to
subscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY
to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??....
text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily
ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialysoaps to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt
HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to
plaster yourheart... Dear customer..wanna catch all the witch in your villagetext catch to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village.
Dear customer, do you knw there are people who doesnt want you to succeed in ur village? Text Thunder Fire Them to 33050
Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS...
for what =]Y HABA! =>

Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed
with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's
either they are calling me or begging me to
subscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY
to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??....
text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily
ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialysoaps to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt
HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to
plaster yourheart... Dear customer..wanna catch all the witch in your villagetext catch to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village.
Dear customer, do you knw there are people who doesnt want you to succeed in ur village? Text Thunder Fire Them to 33050
Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS...
for what =]Y HABA! =>

Can't even let ma bae go near Drake for mere handshake!!! Sorry Chris tryna ring again!!!

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Hmmmm!!!

1. Are you a virgin ? Like seriously? What has that got to do with you? Why ask If she is a virgin when you are obviously not one? And would her answer in
the affirmative or negation affect your emotional
quest?

2. When was the last time you were laid? Okayguys, this question is dumb and denigrating. It insults the very essence of womanhood. So you expect her to keep a diary of love-making? Will you
be happier if she says: 'this morning' and shock stupidity out of you? Does it matter when last she had some so far she doesn't owe you any allegiance
as at that time?

3. How many guys have you slept with? In fact, some guys deserve to be thoroughly lashed and brutally slapped through the phone! Whats your
business about that? Why audit her 'firm' when you've bought no shares there? Are you an FBI
agent- Female Body Investigator trying to investigate her past or a Body assets valuer trying to assess her depreciation value? Does it matter If its 2 or 300? All that matters is that she is no
longer a virgin! The only two men a woman willingly agrees to have slept with her are the man who disvirgined her and you the current bed mate!
Don't worry, next time, appoint a personal infiltration committee or a population census commission to
count the number of visitors to her primordial cavity and amorous privacy.

4. How many times have you had sex? Wow! Only you? Do you in all honesty expect her to remember
or count? Do you take the scores of water that pass under the bridge? Does the ewedu veg have receipt?
Does the center of pleasure carry an in-built pre- paid meter? If you are so interested, why not install
a time censor in her body port or offer to officiate her subsequent sexual matches as an unpaid
umpire! *straight face*.
5. Are you romantic? See, its not a must to talk!
Sometimes, silence is golden. Don't say anything if ur speech is not better than silence! If u dn't av anytin to say "Shush"..CIAO

This fone is a no go area... But it last year for it sleekness not knowing I bought wahala. I really suffered with this phone. it takes like 7 hours to get fully charged and drains within 3hrs. The fone Hotness fit boil rice! please run for your dear life! I later sold the stupid fone for 8k. The phone made me regret using a smart phone. camera and flash is poo...You can't even snap in the evening let alone at night! Experincing the feel of real smart phone with my note 3 now!!!

How much make I add to swap with ma Note 2

how much?

There is a thread on that already. stop creating unnecessary thread...

Interested! are u on whatsapp?

Exjoker:
It look so cool just like the America slang. I have thought about that myself, and to be honest, i think i will support that. Though our pidgin English is more dynamic than the real English itself as some regions/states or tribes tend to speak a slightly different version of pidgin . The government can help by introducing some standards to be use when speaking esp. in schools. But then Nigerians traveling to find work abroad will face difficulties in communication

You must be talking about Warri pidgin english

Looking it from all perspectives, I tend to see pidgin English as the easiest way to communicate in every nooks and cranny of Nigeria. Pidgin gives Confidence. Even a trader "iya alata" and "aboki" can communicate with it easily. The street speakers of the pidgin english feels so cool when speaking it unlike the Adopted like that could limit you to some certain way of conversing. If you're not bold enough, english would be a disaster to speak. A country like China speaks her Dialect and it's helped them developed in every ramifications. Just looking it from the view of the state of education in Nigeria, I bet it would help us if if we can adopt the pidgin as our lingua franca. You views are welcome about this....

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GboyegaD:
That is why it is best you let a dentist look into it and advise on the best way to go about the pains than managing it till it leads to something worse.

Thanks for your candid advice sire...

dunhill27:
I had this situation when I was 18. Its not easy man. U need to brush 2 times a day because the bacteria on ur teeth use the sugars from the food particles left on them to cause that problem and u need calcium. My candid advice is for u to go natural with Cal-c-mag. U will not think of going for surgery after using it. Info, whatsapp 08136478517.

Thanks for the info. will do just that...

Godsfavour001:
buy gbogbonishe if symptoms persist after one week visit your doctor

wch one be gbognonishé again😩

GboyegaD:
Visit your dentist asap.

Thanks! Just don't wanna undergo a surgery on my teeth. seeking if I cud find home remedy...just saying

I started experiencing this sharp pain in my tooth few days ago. The Canine to he precise. I thought it would go overnight but lo and behold it became severe. now I had a sleepless night today all because of the toothache. Even as I type I still feel myself due to the pain. I have seen how people battle with toothache and some going to the extent of removing teeth through surgery. Can someone please help me with a drug prescription either herbal or any concortion I could use to battle this. I don't wanna lose my teeth please help a brother.... urgent reply would really be appreciated. Thanks!

so my precious note 2 is not getting lollypop

I got the message too...

Price

nice peice u got there bro...What's ur last price and ur location as well. Also do u have the mechanical chronograph version. Thanks

All wel and good. currently typing with ny leftover mtn 3g night plan. I have changed ma sim to download with the airtel free browsing. But Mikel Obi fast pass airtel for ma side at Sango ota...My mtn night plan works in day time perfectly even after exhausting ma 1.5gb

Seriously na today I believe say witchcraft real. why be say na dis time wey awoof dey ma airtel sim kon dey write invalid sim...Sobs!!!

Bring it on, we are used to it. My sch is already on strike for almost a week now or so. Another name for strike is #Eksu...Eksu students on NL shud just keep fingers crossed

We have got bunch of talents here in Nigeria too. The talent dies in us when you've got no encouragement and supports. ..

whats the capacity qnd how long does it take to get fully charged?