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Just because I didnt allow her to touch my dik makes me a gay? I can see you a demon.

@rave2u. The mud that God collected from his dog mouth is what he use to create you. You are stupid. What she is the same person? Shit happens in different places and time the church event happened after this one. Is is by force to make comment? I outta here

Embarrassing her? You dont know me nor her. So who will tell her am saying it on NL.

If she is that Hot why cant she wait for us to get home. Men! what is she thinking?

Yeah am still breaking up with her. This event is not current.

You are stupid. How do you react when someone touch your dik unexpectedly? In a church for that matter.

Gals are funny sometimes. I was driving with my gal to a party and while on speed, she tried to kiss me thereby obstructing my view. I almost hit someone crossing the road. I just manage to hold the brake. She once tried to give me a Mouth Gig while driving. May God set me free without a paralysed leg.

. Abbey I will advise you to leave this military zone. Its not for ladies. @sledge. You dey blow catarrh from your ass.

You bet

You bet

Is that the best you can say?

Whatever

Oga create chance for others to post. Abi you want me to ask Seun for extra sheet ?

Tell anybody you called on phone in her presence I love you, that you wish she(receiver)can bring back your happiness. Hang up the call and wait for gf next action.

well you tried but that is childish. I may have raped them but you are still toasting them with complementary card.

@Marhoski. I did not copy from any site. Am inside my kitchen so am using everything I see inside to yab. For example you drank Groundnut oil and raw beans and shit Akara.

@Marhoski. I did not copy from any site. Am inside my kitchen so am using everything I see inside to yab. For example you drank Groundnut oil and raw beans and shit Akara.

You are so slim that I mistake you for a teeth pick.

One common language ladies understand fast when their bf is angry is a slap. Seriously if you try to calm them down using a cool tune they will increase the voice and double your insult but the moment you speak their common language( A sweet slap) you have created a quiet background. Am not using it o.

You fart close to your stove and set the whole house on fire.

You were given blood tonic and you are requesting for straw.

Yeah lookless. I created the english just for you.

If she is assless then you are lookless cos you look exactly like her ass.

Ok gidson. You look like my grandma's ass.

@sisi kill. Are you Jamaican? I dont understand that shit you wrote there.

I will pardon you kids this time. I will go and learn yabbing cos of you all. Why am I even in this thread at first? Am outta here. Here stings like doodoo.

There is a difference btw yabbing and being foolish. Calling me a baboon ass is acceptable but going to far callin me a gay is what made you stupid.

That is direct chasing. She might gun me down. She is use to coming to my house. I plan to leave the state without her notice.

@gidson12 and sledge. You both think this is funny? Do you have to show your level of stupidity just to prove to us you are funny? You guys are despicable.

I have been avoiding her calls but she now an unknown number to call me. Do I hang up immediately? Besides she now come to my house uninvited.