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RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 12:04pm On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty:
Cro-cork,your crokro stick,no fit satisfy,d size of my yansh,am sure,u re 1in
erm madam, with that kinda of english grammer, You will never pass your WAEC in the next 100 years (no oofeince) angry
RomanceRe: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 12:02pm On Nov 19, 2010
hbabe , madam, i no you no we no they no u want me, be nice & you can have me all to yo sef!!! wink
RomanceRe: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by MrCork26(op): 11:59am On Nov 19, 2010
where is my man: MOBO444, when I need his input!!! Can a nigerian woman be right for u?

YOU TELL ME!!! angry
RomanceRe: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by MrCork26(op): 11:58am On Nov 19, 2010
Even findin a wifey material in Nairaland is like lookin for a water in desert, Met few chicks which I thought, OK, she is the one.

Sadly, they turned out to be like afribeauty, a village girl tryin to act trendy angry
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 11:53am On Nov 19, 2010
***throws toilet roll on afribeauty wide fore head*** angry
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 11:40am On Nov 19, 2010
bro forget the chick, mennn, she dont even have Nyansh, yet, she playin had to get angry
RomanceRe: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by MrCork26(op): 11:38am On Nov 19, 2010
**is it possible to find/meet a desent woman in Nairaland? well i asked me sef that question 10 millions times already (no ofeinse)
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 11:29am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty:
atleast,i av been to idumota and vgc. Cro-cork carry your 3rd leg go mafoluku go c say your london,na play tin,nanamu. Orisirisi,obe lojo iku erin.
errm madam, sorry we dont have IDUMOTA in London. have u ever been on a airoplane before? (no oofeinse) undecided
RomanceRe: Are Black Women Setting Their Standards Too High? by MrCork26: 11:16am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty (f)<<<<<<<Another high standard Gold digger from Haiti angry
RomanceRe: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 11:14am On Nov 19, 2010
hbabe:
Jealousy!
You can hiss from here to Cairo.
madam i have notin to be jelous of, i hav a 17inches Badonkey. he aint got it, never will (no ofeinse)!!! wink
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 11:09am On Nov 19, 2010
bro forget that chick, mennnnnn. , she a lesbian, truss me! undecided
RomanceRe: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 11:05am On Nov 19, 2010
hbabe:
Those fine eyes invite me to bid N500 for Oxone.
big deal, long hisssssssss, angry
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 11:03am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty (f), sweery, why u playin had to get? dont u like moiney? dont u like BMW? dont u like London?,

although I no u never been to London before. Mind u, am from London! wink
RomanceRe: Should I Leave Her Alone? by MrCork26: 10:52am On Nov 19, 2010
Bro am only tryin to help u, have u gone thru my check list? undecided
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 10:49am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty:
i ll pik u anytime to dat ijapaW GUY cal mr cro-cock
You dont even have taste, you village girl  selling groundnut & Palmwine angry
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 10:47am On Nov 19, 2010
no wonder she cant find man!! angry
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 10:47am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty <<<<<<< LESBIAN!! angry
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 10:38am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty , sweeery, so was your number again? tongue
RomanceRe: Should I Leave Her Alone? by MrCork26: 10:36am On Nov 19, 2010
NEW HEAR, bro so u tink u can get punnny in nairaland by fakin up storys & makin women feel sorry for u?

did i fight in B.i,af.ra or r u related to ojuku? undecided
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 10:32am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty:
mtchweeee, u re not my type
ermm Correction. madam may i remind u that NO chick rejects me, I have moiney, drive a BMw and ama fine boy, truss me!!

by the way, can u coook & cleen? Am lookin for a girl friend wink
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 10:08am On Nov 19, 2010
and by the way, today is yo lucky day, I am single! wink
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 10:07am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty, madam am a fine boy & i like fat womens like u, only on Fridays (no oofeinse)

Be nice to me & I swaar you can have me all to your sef! wink
RomanceRe: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 10:04am On Nov 19, 2010
OXONE will be a great house boy, truss me! wink
RomanceRe: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 10:03am On Nov 19, 2010
d bigrod:
mobinga,
pls remove jomo gbomo`s pix so i wont start havn nightmare.

mumu,na everybody wey fine be gay.show us your ugly face
Fine? hell No! Gay:: 100% positive yes!! he should do well as a good house boy angry
RomanceRe: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 9:30am On Nov 19, 2010
OXONE look gay!!!!! angry
RomanceRe: Who Loves Big Girls? by MrCork26: 8:33am On Nov 19, 2010
afribeauty:
speak 4 urself, if u dont like big girls,does it mean nobody does. 2010 or not big girls re stil admired. One man's meat is anoda man's poison dey say. In asmuch as u re not d ugly,smelly,dirty,yokosunah big u av your stand anyday anytime. Get a life cro-cro-crak cork
afribeauty, madam u look fat anyways, Come back and talk to me when you get to size 2, cheers! wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Handsome Men Always Marry Ugly Women? by MrCork26: 6:05pm On Nov 18, 2010
gbengress1 , did u marrry a ugly woman? undecided
RomanceRe: Apart From Me by MrCork26: 6:02pm On Nov 18, 2010
190:
[color=deeppink]^^
U are such a nice and pretty lady

and uve said kind words 2 me

for that i would marry you

when are we getting married

prepare im coming tomorrow to pay your dowry!![/color]
freecocoa , sweery, can u see the words comin out from a MAN made CRACKHEAD undecided
RomanceRe: Who Causes Break Ups In Relationships- Is It The Guys Or The Ladies by MrCork26: 5:41pm On Nov 18, 2010
Been told I cause break ups cz of my good looks, i swaaar!

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