Mrs, Eve:

Mr cock,

Make sure he start with Mz Dark's nyansh first.  I have to build our hut and set up internet connection.  I can't do that with a hole in my nyansh mr cock!  Use your brain fool!

Real ladies do not swaaar! !!

Mobinga:



@ MR CORK! HOW MANY ID'S DO YOU HAVE  

Mr Cork
One Cork
Dr Cork
~Cork
Corky Joe
Mr_Cork
Mr_Corkk
DR_Cork
!Mr Cork

MAY DAY MAY DAY, CALLLING ALL MODs, where JAY BEE AT!!!!

bro pls rescue me from iice (MOD). the chick is seriously on my case & she hates me. She keeps attacking my id,s. what did i do?
Bro, rescue me from this chick and I will owe you a Beer!! i beg!

jack_bauer:

Hi peeps,
Want to take my boo out on xmas day or so and  i want to know what rates red cab offer for their services.
Will appreciate some verifications.

huh? they have Cab in Nigeria? since when? I thought they use Okada

anyways, we use black cabs here in London cheeers!

Mrs, Eve:

Awww, you want to evict me and mr cock, if you do all you will hear is crickets,

Come on mr cock, let go to Kenyanland.     We get our own hut!   

****sends pitbull terrier called **BINGO** to bite mrs eve in the nyansh, twice ***