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Health › Re: My Boils Are Gone by mrcrabs(m): 8:04am On Oct 19
sbfynest:
No bro,I no dey bleach oooh,I'm a fair person and nah visita cream I dey rub
Visita ke , that one na confirm bleaching cream na can’t you see your body ni , you better stop it asap before it does more damage to your skin . Visita bawo
Properties › Re: Abia Assembly Passes Law To Protect Tenants From Landlords, House Agents by mrcrabs(m): 8:45am On Aug 06
LordLicifer:
They can pass all the law they want it wouldn't change a damn thing! Prices of building materials hike everyday. In some areas landlord must pay some kinda extortionate levy to the community boys or shall i call them jobless thugs before fixing, renovating or building their house.

Some tenants ruin our properties without any care. However, what i do not like are agents, agents are the problem for tenants even for us too, to buy a piece of land agents would hike the price on top of the original price.
Why are you talking like this, will this also apply to old houses that the rent is over the roof. Are the landlord renovating those houses every month. Do you know how people struggle to pay high rent. For once just have sympathy on people and dead this narrative abeg.
Properties › Re: Abia Assembly Passes Law To Protect Tenants From Landlords, House Agents by mrcrabs(m): 8:39am On Aug 06
I know someone who just rented a house, he told me the landlord collected both agent, commission and caution fee by himself altogether. Landlords and Agents are the same thing only that the landlord stays behind the scenes while he gives the agents commands on what to do.


ruggedtimi:
One of the worst practices by landlords is that even when you find a house without going through an agent, they still demand you pay an agent’s fee.
Crime › Re: Man Attempts To Use Juju To Steal A ₦70M Gle 43 Amg Benz In Delta State by mrcrabs(m): 12:16pm On Jul 28
You no even collect corolla or volvo abi micra, na benz you wan go collect oloshi grin grin grin, make him dance small make we see
Autos › Re: Keke Maruwa For Sale. Now Reduced To 950k. by mrcrabs(m): 5:36pm On Jul 21
grin grin grin grin grin make I laugh first.
Politics › Re: Mary Habila's Father, Tanko Habila Wisdom Swears Affidavit, Says No To Autopsy by mrcrabs(m): 3:23pm On Jul 16
grin grin Guy man Don collect money clean mouth with a sprinkle of threats.

Sha no allow make person kpai you, na u go loose last last.

May the soul of the Girl rest in peace. Amen
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Sentences Official, Yang Youlin, To Death For Taking $325m In Bribes by mrcrabs(m): 8:35am On Jul 09
Na yahaya bello supoose dey this hot seat like this but Efcc as usual turned a blind eye. Yeye country
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Logistics Customer Service Representative At GUO Logistics Limited (4 Openings) by mrcrabs(m): 8:31am On Jul 09
This salary is okay for ONLY those that are staying close to the company like really close. If you are staying far and you take this job you might as well be working for free.

It's just so sad but wetin man wan do cry cry
Nairaland General › Re: Some Common Sense Things You Should Know As An Adult by mrcrabs(m): 8:13am On Jul 09
Spot on, how did you currate these?

Rapmoney:
1. Asking people when they will get married when you are not very close to them is plainly stupid. Marriage is part of a person's private life. That should not be your concern.

2. Being overweight and big in size and expecting others to squeeze themselves for you in public transport. They are not the cause of your big size. You lack discipline because you eat too much without exercising. Pay for an extra seat instead of inconveniencing others who might have paid same fare as you.

3. Entering a public place with body and mouth odours and expecting people to respect you. You lie! You have already abused and disrespected yourself by entering a public space in such condition.

4. Impregnating a girl, and expecting others to contribute to the upbringing of the child. Do you think your penis is bigger and more functional than theirs?

5. Informing your boss of your resignation over dissatisfaction, and accepting the job back again after he/she pacified you. Na premium sack and disgrace dey front gidigba dey wait you.

6. Fighting someone who will lose less than you if things go wrong. Not every fight is worth the stress.

7. Staring at strangers for too long and in an unnecessary manner. It makes people scared and uncomfortable.

8. Talking to people you do not know about your life in public transport.

9. Do not switch immediately to answering a call while discussing with somebody, without seeking their permission to opt out. When you are discussing with someone and a phone call comes in, excuse the person and take the call. The person is not a tree. He/she deserves to be regarded.

10. When you are walking on a tiny space and someone is at your back moving at a higher speed than yours, give them allowance to pass. They are not your bodyguard.

11. Going on a date and pressing your phone throughout the period. You should have told the other person that both of you would be having a phone pressing challenge instead of a date.

12. Using your fingers to pick your nose and still expecting others to shake you when you stretch out your hand.

13. When you meet someone who is way older than you, allow them to stretch out their hand for a handshake, and not the other way round.

14. When someone calls you on phone, you speak first, except the call is suspicious. Don't keep quiet and allow the caller to speak first.

15. Do not enter someone's house with dirty feet, or use their toilet without flushing. You will never know the stress it took them to put their house in order.

16. When you borrow something from someone, return it after use. Do not allow them to ask you for it or come to you to get it.

You can add yours.
Autos › Re: Registered Passat Volkswagen Wagon Forsale by mrcrabs(m): 8:28am On Jul 05
Dem suppose arrest you. "engine untouched" undecided undecided
Autos › Re: Good Deal!!! 2004 Toyota Camry Le by mrcrabs(m): 11:52pm On Mar 11, 2025
Kenosky1:
N3.5m is okay for this ride considering the age.
Very okay, but that price up there isn't at all
Autos › Re: Good Deal!!! 2004 Toyota Camry Le by mrcrabs(m): 8:29pm On Mar 11, 2025
EmperorIsaac:
Nawa o...That car is 21years old na...make wuna fear God o grin grin grin
Bro the prices of cars here on nairaland na war, imagine 21 year old car with the thousands of mileage for that price.

It is well
Autos › Re: 2008 Camry Hybrid by mrcrabs(m): 6:48am On Feb 01, 2025
3.5mill ke.
Phones › Re: Telcos Submit Requests, Push For 100% Tariff Increase, Await NCC Approval by mrcrabs(m): 10:11am On Jan 03, 2025
Make una finish us naa just finish us because wetin remain again.

undecided undecided
Phones › Re: Motorola Razr 2024 Unlocked by mrcrabs(m): 11:57am On Dec 14, 2024
JerySmalls:
Una go open mouth whaaa dey call money!

670k for Motorola.

E clear!!!
Lmaooo I no know who like money pass between gadget plugs and housing agents.

670k lmaoooooo
Celebrities › Re: Jumoke Orisaguna: My Manager Duped Me; My Husband Beat Me by mrcrabs(m): 9:32pm On Nov 24, 2024
Solseal007:
She's saying her side of the story
God bless you
Health › Re: My True Horror Story Of Crack Addiction And Recovery Process by mrcrabs(m): 6:53pm On Nov 24, 2024
Drug addiction will mess you up, I had a lodge mate then in school who was a big yahoo guy that was cashing out On a steady, his life changed and never remained the same when he started doing ICE, the guy blew 300k on ICE right in front of me one night omo I just kuku go my room go sleep before him go drag me in. Last I heard about him is that he is back to the village undergoing traditional teraphy for his adsiction
Romance › Re: "Palmpay Don Finally Run Me Street " Why? by mrcrabs(m): 7:21am On Nov 22, 2024
almarthins:
Maturity date dey there na. You no see may 2025?
He clearly did not read the terms and conditions but he is here ranting.
Romance › Re: Camel For Sale! Pictures In! by mrcrabs(m): 6:05pm On Nov 21, 2024
Be like this camel Don see life mehnnnn
Politics › Re: Rising Water Levels Force Anambra To Evacuate Residents by mrcrabs(m): 8:23am On Oct 19, 2024
This water is still little, that fence in the picture will soon be covered in matter of days. The whole of Ogbaru will soon be covered in days.

The flood that happened in 2022 was terrible.

So far canoes are been rolled out already means the water level is rising fast.

God be with them.
Phones › Re: Iphone XR by mrcrabs(m): 7:14pm On Oct 18, 2024
The battery isn't bad, it was boosted that's all. That 84% is the original battery health.

How did your guy buy XR with 100% battery health in 2024, that phone vendor is a really bad person.
Autos › Re: Sharp Gold Camry 2001 @ 2.3 Million Only by mrcrabs(m): 11:20pm On Sep 27, 2024
grin grin grin grin let this car go bro, you wan sell problem give your fellow man e no good na ehhhh fine boy
Autos › Re: Sold by mrcrabs(m): 11:45pm On Sep 13, 2024
iykofias:
You should seriously consider armed robbery, the potential is there
I see price me self shake head, that price for an 18yr old car.

God help us
Politics › Re: FG Warns Of Impending Flooding On Rivers Niger, Benue by mrcrabs(m): 10:38pm On Sep 13, 2024
Chiefwandungu:
- yes, very correct. We from Ogbaru, deal with floods regularly. Smh ........ what a life.
I can agree to this because I was present during the flood that happened 2yrs ago, flood was so bad it broke part of the road leading to akili, I hope the problem gets solved one day or contingency plans are put in place. It is well
Politics › Re: FG Warns Of Impending Flooding On Rivers Niger, Benue by mrcrabs(m): 8:44pm On Sep 13, 2024
E go still reach part of part of asaba and enviros, I pity those towns close to the river in Anambra state especially Ogbaru side.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Remote Workers Wanted by mrcrabs(m): 8:41pm On Sep 13, 2024
15k for monthly data sub or 15k for salary

Pls answer carefully before thunder go fire una
Travel › Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 23 by mrcrabs(m): 11:34am On Sep 12, 2024
Hello guys, trust yall having a good day

I will like to ask if mohawk college accepts HND for graduate diploma In cyber security and analytics?

Thanks alot guys
Romance › Re: I Finally Knack My Ex Girlfriend That Is Married by mrcrabs(m): 10:06pm On Sep 05, 2024
Na express you dey go so grin grin grin
Phones › Re: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by mrcrabs(m): 10:50am On Sep 04, 2024
All these people advising him not to spend his money, for him to budget 700k for phone you think say him never think am abi na una dey make the money for an, Op abeg buy wetin sweet you with your money you worked for yourself, life na once so better enjoy it to the fullest.

Bless up
Celebrities › Re: Music Icon, Onyeka Onwenu, Buried In Lagos (Photos) by mrcrabs(m): 4:37pm On Aug 30, 2024
grin grin grin grin grin grin una dey fight on top person way don die ,una too get wahala for this forum grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At Pakistan Airport With Cocaine Capsules In His Stomach by mrcrabs(m): 2:22pm On Aug 30, 2024
THIS GUY GO HEAR AM grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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