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mostob:
O boy,if PSG should win UCL eh...e go pain Buffon no be small.
I feel for the guy sha...He should just retire.
I'm sorry for derailing o

Grand pa Buffon is a bad luck

Psg won’t win the champions league

Subzero047:
A prophecy

A Nigerian player will be in the Semi final of next year's Europa league

The most easiest prophecy

I think your prophecy should be on the champions league

We have had Nigerians in the last 2 Europa league semifinals and this one that we had Victor Moses and Odion ighalo

No Nigerian will purchase an EOD for 1.1 million

I wish you the best

Olulong:
Ndidi is average??

Watin person no go see for this thread

Ndidi being more than average is 50/50

So there is nothing like saying wetin person no go see for here

elyte89:
Oga all dis players u re mentioning have a better CV Dan ndidi..its only on dis thread u c ndidi has world class..to me he's just average... When it comes to club bidding for u,ur CV comes handy..it goes beyond having 1000 interception in a season

Y do u think Mikel is still getting a decent club @ d age of 33? If not for his CV

If he's lucky to leave Leicester for a bigger club and he start raking in recognized trophies/personal laurels, he will b recognized... As far as FIFA is concerned,EVERYTHING WISE,ndidi is not in d top 10 best DMF in d world...d likes of kante, busquest ,casemiro,fabinho,blaise matuidi etc are well decorated players with rich cvs

Mikel obi is class but stoke is not a decent club

Mikel obi should’ve gotten an epl club than playing for stoke in the championship

And you are right about him having a good cv

Why are you selling it

Can it go fit 1.5 ?

Edopesin:
This thread is becoming something else, I cannot believe Joebie was banned for speaking his mind, The mods should apply common sense by going through the initial comments that prompted the outbursts of people they are placing on ban

People that contribute sensible posts are placed on ban while the bitter and depressed ones that contribute literally nothing are allowed to roam around

Happy banning

But I have watched people exchanged insults and at the end of the day no one gets banned

But someone has been banned for speaking his mind

Someone was also banned for insulting Xeun but so many people do go scot free for throwing insults

Maybe Xeun is superior because he owns Nairaland or the mod is just a confused fellow

mostob:
It is only logical that you back up your claim...that certainly should not be too hard.

I don’t think there is anything to backup about me saying awaziem ain’t good enough to play for Barcelona

The picture is clear

It’s normal we Nigerians will always want to speak good of our players

If any Nigerian is good enough to play for Barcelona it would be osimhen and ndidi at 100 percent ,the rest might not even be good enough for my arsenal team let alone FCB

Someone that’s not good enough for Porto but yet he is good for Barcelona , O wrong naw

Edopesin:
Are you sure watch Awaziem play?
Did Awaziem I watch is good enough for Barcelona, he will at least make the bench any day

Awaziem good enough for Barcelona ? I will leave that as your opinion

mostob:
Based on what sir?

Check for your self .

mostob:
Etebo won't fit into barca system.Awaziem and Samu will be a good backup.

Samu good as backup

Awaziem is not good enough to play for Barcelona

Arabiandude:
Oga, buscuet is currently not better than Ndidi.
Old age has caught up with him, he is now leaving on past Glory.

Ok bros

mostob:
Poch once coached Espanyol who are direct rival to Barcelona so i think he was ruled out due to this fact.
Abeg help us tell Koeman that Samu and Awaziem are available. Even if na engine they want,we get Etebo.

Awaziem and etebo are available for Barcelona B

While Samu is manageable for Barca sub

Arabiandude:
Which Barca DM is today better than Ndidi? Buscuet?

Ofcourse

Arabiandude:
Who is the other player that's better than Ndidi aside Matuidi who is on his way leaving?

Ndidi doesn't need AC Milan, except he want to continue missing the UCL.

Italian Seria A has become very competitive and come next season, I foresee Inter Milan winning the league with Juventus 2nd, Atalanta and Lazio and then maybe Napoli. So for now it's gonna take atleast another 2 seasons before AC Milan starts qualifying for the UCL. They could end up proving me wrong though

Barcelona defensive midfielder is better than Wilfred ndidi

You easily called Napoli and leave out ac millan and Roma that had a better season than them

Napoli should better Buckle up unless they won’t smell 5th place this new season

Not that I want ndidi at Milan as I was just making case of teams going for a DM

Man united won’t be a bad choice also as someone said earlier already

Arabiandude:
Who is Man U DM?
Who is Barca DM
Matuidi is leaving Juventus if he hasn't left, outside matuidi, who is Juventus DM?
All of them, who among them is better than Ndidi?

The fact is Ndidi doesn't have a good agent, not that the big clubs DM positions are occupied

Good point

But both players are better than ndidi but they are already old and one of them is off to the USA

Ac millan is also available but they are going for bakayoko

I think maybe ndidi transfer fee will be too expensive

andrewbaba44:
I agree say I no get money

Baba olowo I hail you

Online rich man

You always crack me up

Different types of people here sha

andrewbaba44:
Lol

So na this Atm beat Liverpool

And after komekn go Dey speak Down of the German league

Premier league fans will be so happy as if Leipzig is an English team

Nairalandgirl:
Some of them suffer from low sperm count and erectile dysfunction (dick is not that active or strong when it comes to real sex. But the dick is very charged if they are masturbating) . I know 2 men with such. One is going 5 years now, no issue. Can't say more than that cause this is a public forum.

Lol

That’s true

giftfromGod:
This is impressive. To think you went on your own .

Yeah

musabayokanu:
Go with your side chic......thats the fastest way to cum but I won't advice that.

The best thing is to go with your wife... When you are TTC let the both and your wife be on same page.
You are doing all this yourself without your wife notice she on her own will be depressed and feeling bad that she can't conceive you are the problem.

Just tell her and see how she will carry your matter for head both with prayer and drug.....before your know it baby will come.

I am not married ooo, but will be getting married soon

I just come across this thread and decided to do this test, trust me

I have been on witdrawal method for some time and no mistake for pregnancy so i decided to check my self

RipVanWink:
the lady is ignorant, saliva is anti sperm, same as soap, soap is even worse.
try coconut oil, try and use as little as you can, so as not to affect or contaminate the result volumes

Well i have already subimitted my seme and waiting for result

She said if it will affect the result she will know

I could not get preseed lubricant

RipVanWink:
yes and know, when doing sfa, you are instructed to mas,turbate dry..but many people have problems doing this, if you must use a lubricant, ensure its a sperm friendly type..if you produce an sfa sample tru masturbation using non sperm friendly lube, it would affect your result negatively

I cannot get that lubricant ,the lady said I can use saliva or soap but I should make sure if doesn’t get Into the container

How true is this ?

sugah:
Any reputable pharmacy

Okay even thou it mixed with my semen there won’t be issue right ?

RipVanWink:
no biggy, buy preseed lubricant , go to the lab with it, when going for sfa. some 'legends' can actually do it dry, till precum flows to aid the process

Where can I get preseed lubricant ?

RipVanWink:
yes and know, when doing sfa, you are instructed to mas,turbate dry..but many people have problems doing this, if you must use a lubricant, ensure its a sperm friendly type..if you produce an sfa sample tru masturbation using non sperm friendly lube, it would affect your result negatively

Haba

It’s not possible to masturbate Dry

I have a problem on this

Ladylite:
Majority of dudes who are married from 5-8 years back were chronic masturbators. Even actors.


So it doesn't stop having a healthy child.

Thank you

I meant for men and not women ooo because i am a man

Please answers is needed as i have a very good reason of asking

Thank you

harizonal123:
Any very good Lab that can test maleria can do the test.


Both of them cost me 3k
SFA: seminal fluid analysis and Mcs test ( to test for any infection)

Okay thank you for this

But please do you have idea if masturbation affect the sperm ?

Babygal2020:
You will need to abstain from sex for 3 days.

Walk into any good hospital/laboratory.
Tell them you want carry out Seminal Fluid Analysis(SFA)

They will give you a sterile container to produce your semen which can be through masturbation or withdrawal method.

Thank you

I will try and locate one

Whats the cost ?

prinzedy:
Good evening doctors in the house.
I did SFA in March and the result came out thus
7days abstinence
Volume: 4ml
Sperm count: 22x10
Mortility:
Non progressive: 20%
Progressive: 40%
Non motile: 40%
Morphology: 90% normal
10%abnormal
Please what drug can I use to boost my count and motility as I've come to know that my chances of impregnating my wife is very slim with this result.

What test is this and where did you get it done and the price

Educate me

Thank you

Preenxess:
Good evening @babygal2020
Hubby's SFA reads thus:
Viscosity; watery
Non progressive: 20%
Progressive: 40%
Non motile: 40%
Morphology: 99% normal and 1%abnormal
Sperm count: 22
Yielded no growth after 48hrs of incubation

Please I need advice on the way forward

Please can you help on how i can get this test done ?